Decline PS4 wins the console war against XboxONE, yet it is a hollow victory as Consolesdämmerung is upon us

I can't wait to get an X-Bone...an old friend of mine is a freight broker and I'm pretty sure I can get him to spill when shipments will be delivered to outlet stores.

Then it's just a matter of making off with a crate of the things and selling them on Amazon and E-bay!

At last, the third step in the profit equation has been answered!

1. acquire shipping dates and arrivals
2. bribe, bludgeon or covertly steal X-Bone crates from back of the truck
3. Sell online to drooling plebs before official release date!
4. MASSIVE PROFIT!


god if only I was more Alpha and not such a loathsome and cowering basement dweller...

 

1st digit is generation, 2nd digit is chip within the generation, and 3rd digit is speed of that chip generally.

Sometimes the weaker chips at their fastest speeds are faster than the more powerful chips are their slowest speed, but that's rare these days.

 

Two more days makes a week

Also it was a bad prediction since E3 with a lot more lulz is right around the corner:

I think they mean the UK, it was probably all Microsoft employees: http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/buy/xbox-one/new-xbox.aspx

Also: http://www.destructoid.com/ms-says-gamers-will-buy-everything-including-xbox-one-254678.phtml

Probably talking about Bruticis here.

 

:patriot:

 

Edgy, as usual. You sure are worried about this xbox thing, closet consoletard, eh?

 

Brits lining up to buy a camera that watches them? Totally didn't see that one coming.

 

He's shilling a VR device. How can he be closeted?

 

C'mon, the Xbox brand is one of the worst things that ever happened to the videogame industry. it ruined consoles and fucked pc gaming.

 

I think you were trying to make a point but I don't get it? I buy whatever I want, always have, always will. I don't need the newfags of kodex to approve it nor do I pretend to bash it for KKKreditz. Try harder.

 

Microsoft desperately backpedalling?
http://www.oxm.co.uk/54819/xbox-one-kinect-wont-be-used-to-spy-on-you-camera-can-be-switched-off/

 

My you’re special, welcome to a vast majority of the human race.

I just thought the irony of calling me a “closet consoletard” while displaying a virtual dress-up doll equipped with game items and proudly proclaiming how you are continuously paying both console manufacturers for extraneous features in a dashing display of consumerism wouldn’t go over your head, apparently it has.

Also lol: http://www.nintendolife.com/news/20..._xbox_one_suggests_wii_u_as_viable_substitute

 

How is that back-peddling when they never made a claim that it couldn't be switched off?

 

They certainly gave impression of that and it looks like they're backpedalling.

 

I guess you dont understand the use of closet in that context.

 

The only one that gave that impression is you, and your ilk.

 

My ilk? Oh noes! did I insult your precious girlfriend!

 

"Modes to ensure your privacy", put that through my Orwellian translator, and you get "You can turn the xbox off and not use it".


Seriously though, I bet you can't turn it off while playing multiplayer or streaming video (how else would they make sure you've purchased the appropriate license?).

 

No, you're butchering the meaning of words in some covert attempt at deception. Then again it could just be the Finish understanding of English.

 

Kinect is watching you masturbate.

 

What if a minor gets naked in front of kinect? Does Microshit get shut down?

 

Parents get arrested for spreading child porn

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbins_v._Lower_Merion_School_District

 

I do doubt that even Microsoft would do anything THAT stupid but that doesn't stop people being suspicious and as legendarily bad Microsoft has always been with PR the whole XBone announcement is already huge fuck up.