Zed Duke of Banville
Dungeon Master
- Joined
- Oct 3, 2015
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Bargaining with DU is akin to using a monkey's paw.
Homer: “OK, OK. I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard. And, and, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?”
(Sandwich materializes in air. Homer grabs it and starts eating)
“Hey…hmm...not bad. Nice hot mustard, good bread, turkey’s a little dry. The turkey’s a little dry! Oh, foul accursed thing, what demon from the depths of hell created thee?”
Homer: “OK, OK. I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard. And, and, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?”
(Sandwich materializes in air. Homer grabs it and starts eating)
“Hey…hmm...not bad. Nice hot mustard, good bread, turkey’s a little dry. The turkey’s a little dry! Oh, foul accursed thing, what demon from the depths of hell created thee?”