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Rhianna Pratchett wants to reboot the cult-classic No One Lives Forever

Norfleet

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Maybe she's met Anna Chapman. :P
 

luj1

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I just made the mistake of googling Rhianna Pratchett


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If she isn't an SJW wombyn I'm an attack helicopter...
 

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Who da FOOK is Rhianna Pratchett?
Terry Pratchett's daughter. Just be happy she isn't laying her hands on Discworld.

I really hope she sticks to this, but considering how her ego expands with everything she writes.

She'll probably be calling her late father a shitlord in a couple of years.

She probabbly did lay her hands on his books already.

The last few books before he died, like anything after Money, they are soulless and humorless.
 

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Who da FOOK is Rhianna Pratchett?
Terry Pratchett's daughter. Just be happy she isn't laying her hands on Discworld.

I really hope she sticks to this, but considering how her ego expands with everything she writes.

She'll probably be calling her late father a shitlord in a couple of years.

She probabbly did lay her hands on his books already.

The last few books before he died, like anything after Money, they are soulless and humorless.

I always suspected that was more likely his aide.

I seem to remember the guy admitted he "helped" with grammar and structure at times.
 
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NOLF I & II are some of the best games ever made. Oddly, it also seems to be highly overlooked in the history of gaming. It would be an atrocity to see this game perverted and ruined. Taking interest in the character because she was female is a huge red flag.
 
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lightbane

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That woman is responsible for Nu-Lara? That explains a lot.

If she likes the female spy concept so much, she can propose her own new character, instead of relying (and probably ruining) Cate Archer.

She won't because that would require actual effort.
 

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She is in her forties now. Pretty sure I threw it a wank during my teenage years when she freelanced for PC Zone. Fuck me what a great publication that was back in the day.


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Go for it, NOLF is overrated anyway. Fight me, it only makes my opinions worse.

The plots of the new Tomb Raider games are dull as shit and give permanent narcolepsy to anyone who glimpses a single second of them, but she also wrote the original Mirror's Edge, which has a decent enough action plot that serves the gameplay well and doesn't waste your time with a bunch of inane nonsense (unlike Mirror's Edge: Catalyst - still genuinely have no clue what the fuck is happening in that game). If she can pull that off again, then we're good to go.
 

Lyric Suite

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Go for it, NOLF is overrated anyway. Fight me, it only makes my opinions worse.

The plots of the new Tomb Raider games are dull as shit and give permanent narcolepsy to anyone who glimpses a single second of them, but she also wrote the original Mirror's Edge, which has a decent enough action plot that serves the gameplay well and doesn't waste your time with a bunch of inane nonsense (unlike Mirror's Edge: Catalyst - still genuinely have no clue what the fuck is happening in that game). If she can pull that off again, then we're good to go.

NOLF was shit but hey Mirror's Edge wasn't too bad a Cate Archer written by this hack wouldn't be terrible lel

You live up to your namesake.
 

Lemming42

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Go for it, NOLF is overrated anyway. Fight me, it only makes my opinions worse.

The plots of the new Tomb Raider games are dull as shit and give permanent narcolepsy to anyone who glimpses a single second of them, but she also wrote the original Mirror's Edge, which has a decent enough action plot that serves the gameplay well and doesn't waste your time with a bunch of inane nonsense (unlike Mirror's Edge: Catalyst - still genuinely have no clue what the fuck is happening in that game). If she can pull that off again, then we're good to go.

NOLF was shit but hey Mirror's Edge wasn't too bad a Cate Archer written by this hack wouldn't be terrible lel

You live up to your namesake.

You must have just crossed over from a parallel universe where I wrote something different. NOLF and Mirror's Edge are both not too bad. "Overrated" doesn't mean "shit". I'd make a joke about your name too but I have no idea what the fuck a Lyric Suite is.
 

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