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Rhianna Pratchett wants to reboot the cult-classic No One Lives Forever

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by TheHeroOfTime, May 9, 2019.

  1. Norfleet Moderator

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    Maybe she's met Anna Chapman. :P
     
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  2. luj1 You're all shills

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  3. Vityaz Scholar

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    I couldn't care less about "hypothetical" reboots.

    Can't we just get NOLF 1,2 and Contract JACK on GoG and Steam instead?
     
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  4. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    Seriously guys, this isn't happening but it doesn't matter much: http://nolfrevival.tk/
     
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  5. laclongquan Arcane

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    She probabbly did lay her hands on his books already.

    The last few books before he died, like anything after Money, they are soulless and humorless.
     
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  6. Tacgnol Shitlord Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    I always suspected that was more likely his aide.

    I seem to remember the guy admitted he "helped" with grammar and structure at times.
     
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  7. Mr. Magniloquent Learned

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    NOLF I & II are some of the best games ever made. Oddly, it also seems to be highly overlooked in the history of gaming. It would be an atrocity to see this game perverted and ruined. Taking interest in the character because she was female is a huge red flag.
     
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  8. lightbane Arcane

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    That woman is responsible for Nu-Lara? That explains a lot.

    She won't because that would require actual effort.
     
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  9. Exhuminator Learned

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    Wow who knew there were so many Septerra Core fans here.

    :hahyou:
     
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  10. Mikeal Arbiter

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    She has "some" advantages.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. FeelTheRads Arcane Patron

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    She has a dick, right?
     
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  12. TheHeroOfTime Arcane

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    She's not ugly, just very bad at writing
     
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  13. Matalarata Arcane Patron

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    You're right, her head has thin privilege while her arms are of a size I'd define as "healthy".
     
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  14. Mikeal Arbiter

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    [​IMG]

    Better?
     
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  15. Lyric Suite Converting to Islam

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    No. Those fat arms.
     
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  16. Valky Cipher Manlet

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    If she touches discworld, don't go to great britain tomorrow.
     
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  17. laclongquan Arcane

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    Septerra Core is a great game and certainly could use a sequel, or hell, just another game in that setting.
     
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  18. fizzelopeguss Arcane

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    She is in her forties now. Pretty sure I threw it a wank during my teenage years when she freelanced for PC Zone. Fuck me what a great publication that was back in the day.


    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Tacgnol Shitlord Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Nope, just seems to have inherited her father's looks.

    Much like Bruce Willis' daughter.
     
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  20. Lemming42 Arcane

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    Go for it, NOLF is overrated anyway. Fight me, it only makes my opinions worse.

    The plots of the new Tomb Raider games are dull as shit and give permanent narcolepsy to anyone who glimpses a single second of them, but she also wrote the original Mirror's Edge, which has a decent enough action plot that serves the gameplay well and doesn't waste your time with a bunch of inane nonsense (unlike Mirror's Edge: Catalyst - still genuinely have no clue what the fuck is happening in that game). If she can pull that off again, then we're good to go.
     
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  21. Lyric Suite Converting to Islam

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    NOLF was shit but hey Mirror's Edge wasn't too bad a Cate Archer written by this hack wouldn't be terrible lel

    You live up to your namesake.
     
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  22. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    *Googles*
    Lies, none of them are bald.
     
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  23. Tacgnol Shitlord Patron

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    They have his jaw though.

    A good thing to inherit for a son, not so much a daughter...
     
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  24. Lemming42 Arcane

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    You must have just crossed over from a parallel universe where I wrote something different. NOLF and Mirror's Edge are both not too bad. "Overrated" doesn't mean "shit". I'd make a joke about your name too but I have no idea what the fuck a Lyric Suite is.
     
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  25. AwesomeButton Cut a deal with the authorities Patron

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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Sad to see young minds blighted by the disease of SJW ideology.
     
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