In Progress RPGCodex Fails at Escort Missions: An Interactive LP of Convoy

[Alex Heartnet]

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How much are you goons going to trust him?

 

[Grimgravy]

Only trust him as far as you can kick him.

 

[Nevill]

Take him with you. Since we have shown so much interest in him so far.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

We don't have to actually keep our promise of bringing him with lol

I say we should accept his help then conveniently forget to bring him along with when the time comes.

 

[Azira]

Well, he seems friendly. Let's keep him. Nothing can go wrong there, right?

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Fiineee, I guess you goons can bring him with for now.

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Wow, he actually

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WOOT!!!

Awesome, I did not know that could even happen

However, this does nothing to fix the damage that our vehicles took during the fight.

We could travel to the nearest camp! It is 93KM Southeast of us,
but it looks like we will have to cross a city to get to it.
We could also drive around the city if we wanted to spend additional gas in exchange for avoiding a fight.

Alternatively, we can keep going.
The Omni-directional booster is oh so close - 48 KM away!

The milkbar lies 215KM north
The Ethanol is 273KM to the northeast
The stem bolt monopoly lies southwest 81KM away.

 

[Grimgravy]

One more for the convoy. Time to head for the oh so close Omni-directional booster. Repairs can wait.

 

[Azira]

 

[Alex Heartnet]

Personally I'd be going for repairs and trying to avoid risking consecutive fights this early, but you goons are making the call and not me.

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Oh no, the place is abandoned.

...Wait, the place is abandoned?! That will make things easy!

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...Naturally things can never be as simple as "collect plot trinket and deliver to spaceship"

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...I suppose having the option to shoot him would be too much to ask for...
Although I guess we do need him to find the plot trinket.

 

[Azira]

Welp. Let's expose ourselves a bit more to toxic fumes, just to hear his story...

 

[Nevill]

Wait, are we really supposed to choose between a story and a TL: DR version?

Sure, ask him what happened.

 

[Grimgravy]

Colorful locals have the best stories.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Can we shoot him afterwards?

 

[Nevill]

Can we shoot him afterwards?

If there is an option, yes.

But first we should torture him by boring him to tears, which can only be achieved by asking more questions. So, how do we get him to hand it over?

 

[Gondolin]

Second option.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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If there is an option, yes.

But first we should torture him by boring him to tears, which can only be achieved by asking more questions. So, how do we get him to hand it over?

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I do not think you goons were taking me seriously when I suggested that we shoot him, so I figured I should double-check that this is your chosen course of action.

 

[Grimgravy]

Let's go. We don't want to be hand held the entire way!

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Update while I was posting.

Sure. Kill him and take it. What could go wrong?

 

[Nevill]

Kill him. KILL HIM!!

 

[Gondolin]

Stick the coupler up his sewage hole.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Do we even know what an Omni-directional Booster looks like?

 

[Gondolin]

Now he has every reason to fuck us over.

 

[Helly]

Just shoot the bastard

 

[Alex Heartnet]

The goons demand blood, so blood they shall have!

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Yeah, great decision making goons

Fine, I'll guess you goons will have to hit the road and

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umm

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OH GOD ITS A TIME LOOP

Glad to see this game is still as buggy as it was on release

Well hopefully you goons will make better cho

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THIS DIDNT HAPPEN LAST TIME

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

"rpgcodex fails at escort service"

that's what i read every time

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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And poof suddenly we find ourselves in a battle.

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A raider manages to pop the shield on Frawley's car quick, but...

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WOW that was a quick kill by Frawley
What kind of guns are those on that thing, anyway?

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And boom, just like that, the battle is decided.

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Time loop confirmed

We already heard the story just give us the coupler

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FINE I'll buy your stoopid coupler in the interests of not triggering that bug a second time ugh

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kthankzbai

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Erm. I can't help but notice that one of our vehicles exited that fight with a bit of battle damage...

We could travel to a camp to repair it. The game claims that the nearest camp is 53KM to the southwest, and I recall there also being one to the southeast somewhere close by.

Alternatively, the Omni-Booster Goofball can be found 182KM east if you goons really want to keep moving...