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My absolutely legitimate roll.

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It took 2 hours of using EE Autoroller to roll this, which is the most toxic mechanic in video games to ever exist.

It's a fighter/mage/thief with "charm person" as the only memorized spell. I used it on an assassin and it failed of course. Useless shit.

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I thought this was pretty smart:

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But then the lead caravan bandit one-shot Imoen with a 10hp hit. What the fuck?

So we speed off to Friendly Arm priest and raise-dead Imoen for 200g. But then we got both Montaron and Imoen at 1 hp and Tarnesh approaches. Just so they don't die, I decide to face Tarnesh solo. He's a scrub mage, I got 3/2 attacks per round, I got 10 HP. What can he hope to do?

He one-shots me with a magic missile:

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Who the fuck could've guessed he was a 5th level mage??? Who the fuck throws a 5th level mage at a 1st level scrub? Fuck you, BG1.
 

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