Game News Silverfall newspost!

Tags: Silverfall

Tom Ohle, an ex-Bioware hypemaster, is now busy promoting the hell out of <a href=http://www.silverfall-game.com/>Silverfall</a>, an action RPG game, sponsored by the leading breast implants manufacturers.
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Anyway, apparently, you can post your questions in <a href=http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=552064>this thread</a>, and then 10 best questions with be sent to the development team.
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Try to contain your enthusiasm.

 

Say what you will, but she does have a nice rack. Can anyone say Box Cover ?

And is it just me, or do all of these kinds of games look similar to Neverwinter Nights?

 

What, there's an elf there? I must be going insane.

Goody goody good. Yet another action RPGOMFG with fancy stats.

 

Is there such a thing as a violent yawn? If so, that encompasses what i feel quite perfectly.

 

Her b00bies alone make me want to play the game!!

 

For once, I'd like to see a skinny elf chick without silicone implants.

 

I guess the artists for Silverfall take the term "fantasy" too literally.

 

does she have a balance problem?

and the "forum" makes my eyes bleed

 

This picture is so cool

 

Is it just me, or is that a picture "inspired" by 40k Chaos Marines?

 

Wow. One breast looks bigger than the other. :shock:

I hate elves.

 

I think the devs are trying to meet conservative gamers halfway.

 

One thing rubs me the wrong way:

Do players need to be spoiled like this before they actually play the game?

 

I don't think it'll be hard to figure it out on their own, with options like.

"Would you like to take the Goblin techno-subway to Whatevertown?"
PC Option 1: "Sure." +1 TekNoLoGy!!!
PC Option 2: "No thanks, I'll walk." +1 NaTuReS!!!

Edit: Added some stuff to make my point clearer, just in case people didn't get it.

 

You're wrong. It's not inspired by 40k Chaos Marines.

It's from the Index Astartes book (I've got the PDF of the first one). It IS a 40k Chaos Marine. Emperor's Children, as a matter of fact.

 

Looks like he should be the bassist for Gwar.

 

That's actually a boss fight in Silverfall. Like most bosses, there's a special trick - in this case, you attack the unarmored right breast.

 

He's a Noise Marine. He attacks people with loud noise.

 

slaanesh is the fucking bomb.

space guitar-guns, on the otherhand suck ass.

well, so does slaanesh, so there.

 

Nurgle is the better mark, but the slaanesh color scheme rocks. Also, the bare tittied demonettes are also an attraction.

As a matter of fact, in game it's usually not worth giving them any of their special guns and instead kit them for close combat.

 

Well, it's the touch of realism which we've come to expect from modern games.

 

No fuckin' dwarves? Fuck 'em!

 

Tzeentch could kick Slaanesh's ass. So could Nurgle. And obviously Khorne, too. Actually, the inclusion of Slaanesh as any sort of military power was always pretty idiotic, as far as I was concerned. I've never been able to really suspend my disbelief enough to accept that an army full of hedonists could ever compete with, well, anyone else. The claim that they "love" the thrill of battle never cut it.

 

Conservative? Sounds more like a bunch of 30-year-olds otakus.

One hit, it gets hard. Two hits, everything turns into a wet otaku dream. Three hits, sweet elf milk.

...I might castrate myself for saying that.

Oh, yeah. Very realistic. Near end-game, her breasts get bigger and she becomes a hunchback.

 

40k is idiotic anyhow, just look at the tanks. WHFB is little better.