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Skyrim is worse than Oblivion in every way

Discussion in 'Bethesda Game Studios' started by baronjohn, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    They are all rushing to provide RK47 with LP material.

    @Dreaad watch the last video again.
     
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  2. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Dreaad Arcane

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    At least they give her makeup and skin care products.
     
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  4. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    She could probably squeeze herself through the bars if it wasn't for the boobs. Oh the irony.
     
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  5. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Esha, over-confident in her quest to extract the sap of the Eldergleam tree did not realize that the Spriggan matrons are a foe you cannot face directly in hand to hand combat...

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    And nature's fury is unrivaled.

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    The roots held her down as the roots parted the entry of her groin, the spriggan's seeds pour forth.

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    She screams.

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  6. Zewp Arcane

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    lolwat? You become a spriggan if you get raped by one?
     
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  7. Hirato Purse-Owner Patron

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  8. Zewp Arcane

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    That's actually a pretty interesting concept, if only it wasn't for the whole getting raped thing.
     
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  9. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    No armor, but +150 Mana and Stamina. That's a pretty good trade off for those who want to spam more spell.
     
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  10. IDtenT Contact me for a good time Patron

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    Rape is the only interesting part.
     
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  11. Zewp Arcane

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    Yes, but you secretly harbor rape fantasies.

    :codexisfor:
     
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  12. IDtenT Contact me for a good time Patron

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    It's a secret? :smug:
     
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  13. Hirato Purse-Owner Patron

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    Back when @sgc_meltdown still posted, it was a frequent source of deranged lulz in the Best Thread Ever.
    *sigh* I miss him :(


    I actually really want to try some of these mods, but unfortunately doing so requires that I have a copy of Skyrim.
    As far as I'm concerned, Bethesda can suck a bag of diseased dicks.
     
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  14. Deuce Traveler Prestigious Gentleman 2012 Newfag Patron

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    Your post convinced me to check it out, and you're right. I avoided the FUTA, bestiality and incest threads. But I did find this piece of cheese:

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    :troll:
     
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  15. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    I'm going to address the original topic:

    I do believe Skyrim is inferior to Oblivion. I'm debating writing a review as I've been itching to do so for awhile.
     
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  16. Deuce Traveler Prestigious Gentleman 2012 Newfag Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    I'll do it for you:

    Number of skills in Daggerfall (35) > Morrowind (27) > Oblivion (21) > Skyrim (18) because we ain't smart enough for hard decisions 'round here.
     
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  17. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    No, it's much worse than that.
     
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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    The number of skills is what determines a game's quality? :jaesun:
     
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  20. Kattze Andhaira

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    Make a Skyrim LP with the worst that loverslab mods have to offer.
     
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  21. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    If I do that
    I might not come back
    the same person.
     
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