So, anyone playing League of Legends?

Uh yeah I meant EUNE, was just a mistype.

 

I really wish this game also had bans for only your own team so you could ban Teemo and what not so I would never again have to have these fucking Teemo mids, disgusting little ballsweat adc midgets and "Teemo counters Nasus!" OH IS THAT RIGHT THAT'S WHY SIPHONING STRIKE JUST HITS ME FOR 1k DAMAGE ASSHAT

 

We've outsourced the feeding to Sweden.

 

From my last game:

Amumu: cc more
Amumu: 27 AP Ryze 500 dmg overload [no magic resist bought in 30 minute long 3v3 game, Ionian boots O_O]
Amumu: gg Riot
Amumu: so op champs
Amumu: and so noob players

I'm not sure if guys like this really believe what are they saying or is that part of their strategy to lower enemy's concentration. I guess it is possible to lose the game because of bursts of uncontrollable laughter and repeated facepalms.

 

Anyone playing teemo deserves to get -200 elo every time he loses.

 

Damn elo hell, last pick morde calls top when we have jax top and no support. I have no chainaxe and I must kill.

EDIT: We could have won that as they had jungle ali which meant only kat and ez did damage (they had nid top).

However:

- our first pick picked ziggs, started ruby crystal, got blasting wand as his next item, no boots, against kat.
- our ez was an idiot, he stayed in lane when he had low hp and kata came to gank, despite it beign warded and us pining him to bail, he had full hp and didn't defend a tower in base pushed by nid and ali when everyone other enemy was dead and I was there to help him.
- did I mention morde being useless and feeding nid anyway?

 

Lost a couple of games I've no idea what happened in.
Kills were 12-10ish, turrets equal, farm equal. I'm winning my lane with twice the CS of lee. Suddenly 4 teammates surrender @ 20.

And I'm like... "Lulwut?"

 

Haters gonna hate. Teemo top is op. Welcome to the mushroom kingdom, eternal splitpush and globa taunt, that will make enemy completely ignore your ap and ad carries. Oh and Red is up. Come, enemy Caitlyn, I'll help you with that.

My friend trolls by instalocking Twitch when AD carry is requested, and after being cursed down by teammates says "no spek englis, best ad champion". Made him even a shirt for his birthday.

 

Twitch IS best ad champion.

 

If you get a good Twitch ult late-game, it's pretty much gg.

IF.

 

The problem is his lane opponent has to be a total failure when it comes to laning.

 

Twitch was best ad champion

 

GGs potato bros. Many fun towerdives were had

 

At the end of it, I leveled up... And finally got Ignite @_@ NOW SUFFER MY WRATH, NOOBLINGS

 

So what, you abandoned glorious Potato-Viking Marxist-Leninist EUNE Workers'Utopia for Decadent Capitalist EUW? Shame on you.

 

So the next champion is Zed
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/zed-sneak-peek

Swedish ninjas? In my LoL?

 

Sounds derpy. I like it.

 

More fucking assassins. That's good.

Bet he's a good TOP LANER, because there's not already 70 of them.

 

Dear God, this new champion looks like Shen's and Talon's baby!

 

And he stole Shyvanas gloves, the meanie

I bet Akali's pissed someone's trying to move in on her energy-based ninja assassin role.

 

I just wish they'd make a few more supports, then again I also wish they'd delete Blitzcrank from the game.

 

"Zed"....

The riot lore department needs to be put down, and soon. It's for their own good.

 

They promised another support before 2013.