So, anyone playing League of Legends?

I don't know what ffsRIOT did to matchmaking recently, but I'm considering suspending playing until they fucking fix it or whateverthefuck. In every single recent game I've had, my randumb teammates were utterly fucking braindead. Utterly braindead to the point of absurdity. Every. Single. Game. Forget about win of the day Darth Roxor, you ain't getting it anytime soon.



inb4 ulm trying to be clever with kurwa etc

 

Also, my brother (used to be in gold V, recently jumped to III) has been constantly being matched with high division platinum/low diamond players in ranked games. In last game of his promotion series, he had a platinum ranked player who's been put behind my brother in champion select order. WTF Riot?

 

He has been matched with plat players because leagues and divisions don't mean shit at all. You are still matched by your elo, or MMR as they call it now, so you can be stuck in gold league, but play with and against players from plat. Dumb system is dumb.

I have played some ranked games as support lately and I think one of the greatest feeling in LoL is when you make some decent plays during laning phase which make your carrys fed as fuck then seeing them wiping floors during actual teamfights. I often wipe tears of pride and say to myself: "I raised you well child, you didn't disappoint me". Sometimes it feels more satisfying than actually carrying by myself. Is something wrong with me?

 

Feel you guys on the matchmaking. Had two matches in a row with ashes that had only AS items.zerker geaves, zephyr, and a pd. Oh and a dorans blade. Both of them built this way. Last match 3 guys autolocked top, we had a mid so i picked jungle. At the end of the match they bitch that i built health as xin zhao. They said i was adc. Im not a great player but come on.

 

Yes, very much so. Read this

Then fist pick mid and take every kill like a good non-parasite

 

So much drama.

 

This is the approach people seem to take to a fed ADC on the enemy team these days



Focusing the damage is hard, yo.

 

You never played MMOs? You always kill the healers first, duh.

 

Ranked advancement match
Client bugs out
Hard random Miss Fortune, even though I never ADC in ranked
Carry the game

 

Lyte bringing the incline again: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=34913351#post34913351

If that fails, they can always redirect the toxic players to RPGWatch DotA2

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of LoL

 

Fucked ranged ADC bot. Vi/Karma botlane 4 life, yo! Undead Phoenix knows what I'm talking about.


But yeah. Serious incline of LoL that PA no longer plays. Maybe now is the time for The Brazilian Slaughter to get into it?

 

I'm p. sure that Darth Roxor did the Karma+bruiser botlane before it was cool.

 

Only one thing could make this better. (In before Undead Phoenix gigglesquees)

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I'd totally hit that. Hell, I'd even share with Pix - bet she's totally into that.


69 minions have spawned by 7 minutes of game time. I cannot call myself a Master of Karma until I can reliably get every single one of them. Without spells. Without bonus AD that I wouldn't buy in a proper game.

 

Bonus minion damage mastery? Yay or nay?

Also, the ranked game I hard randomed MF in, I managed 65CS and 2/0/0 KDA by the 7 min mark.

Things stalled a bit at that point due to 4 enemies camping bot because their ADC was QQing about being zoned

 

Bonus minion mastery should be fine. You'll probably be taking that anyway, even if you're only going 9 into Offense - unless you enjoy trying to CS with 51 AD at lvl 1.


After seeing your last hitting skills, I sincerely doubt that

 

I've been practicing -- and my support was more useful than a leprechaun on nitrous oxide
It was a brilliant taric, who kept the enemy support and ADC well behind their own creepline so all I had to worry about were the HP bars of creeps. Kind of like the thing I usually do when I'm Taric

Also, I ran +minion damage, +ad runes & masteries and started longsword to ease the last hittingz

 

I'm pretty sure The Brazilian Slaughter could outfarm you both.

 

The Brazilian Slaughter would be using Siphon of destruction instead of autoattacks though

 

I heard The Brazilian Slaughter only plays Jarvan IV because he's not interested in playing commoner rabble that the nobility should put into place .

 

I've heard that The Brazilian Slaughter clears the Wraith camp solo at 1:41. Without even casting a spell.

 

I heard The Brazilian Slaughter doesn't play LoL.

 

It's never too late for The Brazilian Slaughter to take up MORDEKAIZER along with the rest of his countrymen and HUEHUEHUE to victory!

 

Is Nami viable now? Tried her a couple of shots and I'm not getting raped anymore every time I cast a spell, seems like she can cast/retreat much better than before. Still, is there a point to playing her?