I stuck that landing beautifully, and I expect the crew to be happy about it. The captain mumbled something about our wages hinging on that landing, but whether he was being serious or not I do not know.
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SS Codex goes to space. Prospector ironman LP.
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Also, orbit 4 or 5 would be my choices.
a bear named spigot
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I see I've survived another night, that's good! very good.
I concur with the lowly scum from security, planet 4 looks like a good bet.
I concur with the lowly scum from security, planet 4 looks like a good bet.
Number four it is! You'd better start praying, for Azira will land the ship right n...
...ow. One day you will learn to do it smoothly. I hope.
Tindrli, Grimgravy! Your hands are free, so grab whatever resources you can and drag it to the ship! Pronto!
We have a problem, though. See the temperature? It's positive. Guess what happens every time we step on ice.
I hope all of you can swin, men.
*sometime later*
Ok. The local equator is not what it used to be.
But you gotta admit - this place is beautiful
Let's avoid the ice from now on. Just in case.
*more time of scavenging fiesta passes*
DANGER ZONE, people. Let's go back to the ship, we need to refil oxygen anyway. We'll come back here from another side, trying to keep our distance from that.
Also, the temperature falls down to -40 during nights. Pretty sure the ice on the North and South Poles will remain solid at all times.
*we went full circle around the planet; people on board are throwing a party out of boredom*
Ok, now the local wildlife is awake. Two monsters to the south of us.
They don't seem to concerned about our presence, but let's take it really slow from here.
Aaand we're done.
No casualties, no accidents, no problems, a shitton of loot.
Never thought I'll have to say that, but WE WERE SUCCESSFUL, men. Take us INTO THE SPACE, Azira.
55 tons of fuel remaining. I see no reason not to land on another planet. Throw in your suggestions.
Spigot, you can rest on board this time. I'll take Azira with us, he can use some fresh air from our oxygen tanks.
...ow. One day you will learn to do it smoothly. I hope.
Tindrli, Grimgravy! Your hands are free, so grab whatever resources you can and drag it to the ship! Pronto!
We have a problem, though. See the temperature? It's positive. Guess what happens every time we step on ice.
I hope all of you can swin, men.
*sometime later*
Ok. The local equator is not what it used to be.
But you gotta admit - this place is beautiful
Let's avoid the ice from now on. Just in case.
*more time of scavenging fiesta passes*
DANGER ZONE, people. Let's go back to the ship, we need to refil oxygen anyway. We'll come back here from another side, trying to keep our distance from that.
Also, the temperature falls down to -40 during nights. Pretty sure the ice on the North and South Poles will remain solid at all times.
*we went full circle around the planet; people on board are throwing a party out of boredom*
Ok, now the local wildlife is awake. Two monsters to the south of us.
They don't seem to concerned about our presence, but let's take it really slow from here.
Aaand we're done.
No casualties, no accidents, no problems, a shitton of loot.
Never thought I'll have to say that, but WE WERE SUCCESSFUL, men. Take us INTO THE SPACE, Azira.
55 tons of fuel remaining. I see no reason not to land on another planet. Throw in your suggestions.
Spigot, you can rest on board this time. I'll take Azira with us, he can use some fresh air from our oxygen tanks.
#5 then, that was my second choice. Also, I get to leave the ship? I'll bet it'll be a nice stroll. Maybe we'll even meet some friendly new faces...
Zephyr Arsland
Learned
I'm living the adventure I always wanted to live. Except I haven't got to shoot anything yet. And there's a remarkable lack of space vixens around. BUT our brotherhood endures... under the careful guidance of our exalted captain. Let's just keep mapping planets until we can afford some RANGED WEAPONS. I can't believe this ship is unarmed... I wonder that happened to the laser?
Here we go!
BAM! You really like it rough, Azira.
Awright, you all know the drill. I'm sure we'll be fine under protection of pros like Zephyr or giant muscle men like Dayyalu.
This planet is rather generous too.
Yeah, so the ground rumbles every now and then - so what? We are no pussies, right? Some shaking only makes us more alert.
O-ho! Check this out.
A MASSIVE FURRY FLYING SNAKE. It's basically a dragon. A big-ass furry dragon.
Let's be realistic. If we kill a DRAGON, all the space ladies will jump in our beds, no questions asked. Trannies too. Killing a dragon is one of those one-in-a-lifetime achievements, you know. Like charity. Do it once - and you can be a total asshole for the rest of your life, people will still love, respect, and have sex with you.
I can call Azira and tell him to relocate the sh... Oh, right. Azira. Hello.
Doesn't matter! It's in deep sleep right now. I've heard hobbits are masters of sneaking. SIRS OF CODEX, WHAT SAY YOU?! SHALL WE SEND OUR BEST MIDGET SQEECOO AHEAD TO STAB THE BEAST IN THE EYE, AND THEN SHARE THIS VICTORY BETWEEN US?! I probably shouldn't shout.
BAM! You really like it rough, Azira.
Awright, you all know the drill. I'm sure we'll be fine under protection of pros like Zephyr or giant muscle men like Dayyalu.
This planet is rather generous too.
Yeah, so the ground rumbles every now and then - so what? We are no pussies, right? Some shaking only makes us more alert.
O-ho! Check this out.
A MASSIVE FURRY FLYING SNAKE. It's basically a dragon. A big-ass furry dragon.
Let's be realistic. If we kill a DRAGON, all the space ladies will jump in our beds, no questions asked. Trannies too. Killing a dragon is one of those one-in-a-lifetime achievements, you know. Like charity. Do it once - and you can be a total asshole for the rest of your life, people will still love, respect, and have sex with you.
I can call Azira and tell him to relocate the sh... Oh, right. Azira. Hello.
Doesn't matter! It's in deep sleep right now. I've heard hobbits are masters of sneaking. SIRS OF CODEX, WHAT SAY YOU?! SHALL WE SEND OUR BEST MIDGET SQEECOO AHEAD TO STAB THE BEAST IN THE EYE, AND THEN SHARE THIS VICTORY BETWEEN US?! I probably shouldn't shout.
A giant ice golem took it down, back in a far away planet. I remember how I saved the crew on that day. Personally. Also wounded the giant ice golem, so it still bears the scar - a reminder of UNBENDING Cpt. Grimwulf.
Nevill
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I approve of the 'a'.
The spirit of the vikings lives on and whispers in the back of your mind to slay the foul beast!
It advises to choose one of your toughest warriors for the task rather than engage it yourself, though.
a bear named spigot
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kill the foul beast, men. I will happily patch up the survivors.
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If it gets on its wings, we are equipped with the perfect anti-air weapons. Assuming you can throw knives in this game.
SNEAK FORWAAAARD! GLORY AWAITS! LET'S STAB THE SHIT OU... oh
W-wait a moment.
Gawd. I forgot my cellphone on board. I really need to call, err, my mom. Yes. She'll get worried if I don't, you know them moms. Abort the mission! Let's run back to the ship, reeeally quiet. And then to space, like, immidiately. The signal is better out there.
Phew. That was close. What? Calling my mom? Nevermind, I forgot that cellphones don't work IN SPACE.
Awright, you keep throwing those suggestions (do we fly somewhere/explore this system/name this system somehow/fly to Spacestation 1/etc). And I have to neutralize some dangerous liquids I found recentlyin Azira's locker. Can't leave them on board, men. They are too stronk, and have to be dealt with. See you tomorrow!
W-wait a moment.
Gawd. I forgot my cellphone on board. I really need to call, err, my mom. Yes. She'll get worried if I don't, you know them moms. Abort the mission! Let's run back to the ship, reeeally quiet. And then to space, like, immidiately. The signal is better out there.
Phew. That was close. What? Calling my mom? Nevermind, I forgot that cellphones don't work IN SPACE.
Awright, you keep throwing those suggestions (do we fly somewhere/explore this system/name this system somehow/fly to Spacestation 1/etc). And I have to neutralize some dangerous liquids I found recently
a bear named spigot
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let's keep working our through the planets in that system, how about #2, the one with the earth-like atmosphere?
Next time I'll throw our best men to fight space snakes on his own. He is almost as giant as they are.
The Captain is more than mere man! His very existence PENETRATES time and dimensions! You may even call him a DEMIMEN.
Zephyr Arsland
Learned
Of all the times to remember filial duties, this has to be one of the BEST. Thanks, Grimmum (sic)
Planet in orbit #2 or #3 seems to be the most tempting. One of those.
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