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SS Codex goes to space. Prospector ironman LP.

tindrli

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But Bros, did I killed anything at all?

Sorry for the late update but back there in CDC office they gave me a top secret mission and they told me that if exploring we encounter any military patrol we just use word ”donkey balls” and we can move on
 

Matalarata

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Matalarata gets batshit crazy every time somebody tries to take his rifle away

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Edit: illiterate fucks, unable to write a meme without torturing grammar...

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Tastes like chicken, I swear...
 

Grimwulf

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Everything is so weird. Hostergard tells Spigot to be on guard. Wait, Spigot is not even in the awayteam. Who are you talking to?

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Well, shit. You won't be the first crazy person on SS Codex, but I never get used to it.

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Oh? Oh. Oooohhh. How great it is that Lizzurd is dead, and Matalarata took his place.

Azira recovers.

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Recovers from what, you ask? Exactly.

Danger zone!

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Let's shoot now, and regret later.

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Nice! Ignore the ground rumbling and carry on.

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... Ok, now it's getting hard to ignore. What say you, men? This planet is more than it seems, I can feel it. But 1000+ C temperature doesn't help. Staying here any longer is risky. If we're lucky, we might lose some men. If we're not, the ship will drown in lava.
 

Lhynn

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Space is a big place captain, there will always be other planets to explore.
Is the ship cursed by the way? its not the first time i notice an entire breakdown of the ecosystem as soon as we land.
 

Nevill

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Shadorwun: Hong Kong
- Pah! What's a few lava baths between men?
- Stay here for the flowers, captain. They will fetch a good price back on the station. Not to mention the local fauna is made of luxury items!
 

Grimwulf

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Is the ship cursed by the way? its not the first time i notice an entire breakdown of the ecosystem as soon as we land.

SS Codex corrupts everything it touches, for such is its nature.

A lot of things is wrong with this game, so it's sort of a flawed gem among roguelikes. Magellan fixes and balances it every now and then, but some of the issues are left untouched for whatever reason. They've been around since early versions.
- The fucked up equipment system;
- Every planet is so small, it's ridiculous.
- Your ship carries an invisible Doomsday Device on board. Every planet you find existed for millenia, and was doing fine. BUT ONCE YOUR SHIP LANDED
 

lightbane

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Your ship carries an invisible Doomsday Device on board. Every planet you find existed for millenia, and was doing fine. BUT ONCE YOUR SHIP LANDED

That explains many things. I was already wondering why every damn planet of this sector is so volatile.
 

Morkar Left

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Nice going. Don't be pussies and explore the whole planet!

Regarding the ammunition: energy weapons don't use ammo. That's why you don't have to pay for resupplying on a station. I guess changing the warheads affects only other guns or probably only rocket launchers. Oh, and instead of guns for your ship better invest in a better engine.

And buy cages. Probably not only for wildlife but for mutineeing crewmembers as well.

The game has some weird glitches with numbers e.g. manually changing the height in char gen always gives me 1.xxx cm. Or changing weight to e.g. 80 stores it at 78. I guess the planets temperatures are equally fucked.

If (hopefully when) Magellan gets back to fixing the game he should start with the equipment bug and the weird numbers before adding further game expansions.
 

Grimwulf

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Hey, we could just stay here, like, and not worry about booze anymore. Lookit dem pretty colours!

The officer has spoken! I should stop listening to drunkards and addicts, but my split personalities are no better.

We were exploring the planet, trying to avoid lava and gather some flowers (we are fucking sick, I tell ye), but then

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WE CARRY ON AND ENJOY DEM PRETTY COLOURS

KILL EVERYTHING THAT SLEEPS

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NO WAY THROUGH

AZIRA HALP

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HE WILL COME SOON

GATHER MORE FLOWERS WHILE WAIT

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE, WAITING TOO LONG

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HURR DURR

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NOT FEELING GREAT MEN

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AZIRA ALMOST LANDED ATOP OF MY HEAD

MY FUCKING HEAD MEN

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TAKE US HIGH AZIRA FUCK FUCK

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Phew. That was FUN! Captain Grimwulf is so stoned right now.

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That's enough space adventures for today. But as for tomorrow, WHO VOTES FOR LANDING ON THIS PLANET AGAIN?
 

Nevill

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Shadorwun: Hong Kong
TAKE US HIGH AZIRA FUCK FUCK
- You are already high.
- Wait, if the doctor has failed to cure anyone, but we went from 2 sick crew down to 1, does it mean we left someone back on the planet? We must go back and check!
 

Lizzurd

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Switzerland, if you meant it, probably is one of the worst places for this.

Or I may try to follow the thread a bit more :M
 
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Zephyr Arsland

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*cough cough* It's full of stars and flowers and puppies... pollen is love, pollen is life...

... Wait, I don't get any xp? So I'm gonna stay this cool forever? But, but... Oh well. At least I have my own gun now. And boy do I like it! Thanks Captain Grimwulf (he said while talking to a vacuum cleaner), you're the best.

pollen
 

Bliblablubb

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Copium Den
Azira recovers. Recovers from what, you ask? Exactly.
He is sober for the first time of this journey I guess. Maybe that's a... good thing?

Even tho I am late for the party (and better equipment may lead to fewer death-- ahahaha no), I hereby apply for a spot on the fabled SS Codex, bringer of incline! What do you say? Wages are at 9 drinks on the station and free chems from the ship's stash? Sounds good enough for me! God I hope I don't end up as a scaly midget, or 9 drinks may not be enough to ever get laid on shore leave...
 

Grimwulf

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Men with a deathwish STRONG DESIRE FOR GLORY

Can i sign up and embark at the next stop ? I'll fill whatever role is needed.:salute:
On the other hand, recruit my Red Alert personality freely when needed. Call him "Servant", and he's good to go.

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He likes machineguns, tanks, flamethrowers and NUCLEAR POWER.

Doesn't like flying, Helicopters, rough landings, water and Swedes.
Even tho I am late for the party (and better equipment may lead to fewer death-- ahahaha no), I hereby apply for a spot on the fabled SS Codex, bringer of incline! What do you say? Wages are at 9 drinks on the station and free chems from the ship's stash? Sounds good enough for me! God I hope I don't end up as a scaly midget, or 9 drinks may not be enough to ever get laid on shore leave...

Teh SPACE ADVENTURES will resume later on, since the crew is busy sending congratulations to their wymin. Speaking of which. Put me on the loudspeaker, Matalarata. I need to adress the crew.

HRAARHEM! This is Captain speaking. Are there any women on board? I repeat, ANY WOMEN ON BOARD? TRANNIES? Please come at the bridge and say so! Due to international womyn day, you are granted a day-off. Spigot the Bear will perform a "happy 8th of march" dance and sing some shit for you.

Meanwhile, all men gear up and get ready for another landing at orbit 1 planet. As a true gentlemen of SS Codex, we shall gather some pretty flowers for non-men. That is all. Captain out.
 

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