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Shit that was nothing. The extended song and dance number in Jabba's palace. What the fuck was that?
I never paid attention to FU, not being an SW-fag and knowing it would suck, but that's got me curious: what was the story of (I presume aptly abbreviated) FU?As for the Derp Unleashed, well that's the shittiest retcon I've ever seen: From nowhere the greatest Jedi of all time suddenly appears can fuck up a star destroyer and rapes Vader over and over yet still can't beat some old prune faced monkey eyed tosser, then disappears as quickly as he came and the fate of the universe suddenly rests on a faggot with one hand who has the powah to defeat the emperor(and still doesn't as Vader does). Why would Vader settle for less trying to get Luke onside when he clearly has not even 1% of the ability of Starfucker? Where'd all the wacky force powers go? So fucking stupid.
Wasn't TIE Advanced what Vader flown during the first Deathstar battle?Tie Fighter went a bit too far as well with all the Tie Advanced and Tie Defender models
I never paid attention to FU, not being an SW-fag and knowing it would suck, but that's got me curious: what was the story of (I presume aptly abbreviated) FU?As for the Derp Unleashed, well that's the shittiest retcon I've ever seen: From nowhere the greatest Jedi of all time suddenly appears can fuck up a star destroyer and rapes Vader over and over yet still can't beat some old prune faced monkey eyed tosser, then disappears as quickly as he came and the fate of the universe suddenly rests on a faggot with one hand who has the powah to defeat the emperor(and still doesn't as Vader does). Why would Vader settle for less trying to get Luke onside when he clearly has not even 1% of the ability of Starfucker? Where'd all the wacky force powers go? So fucking stupid.
And yeah, Lucas is an assclown, it's pretty evident from the fucking prequel trilogy. This and midichlorians.
Wasn't TIE Advanced what Vader flown during the first Deathstar battle?Tie Fighter went a bit too far as well with all the Tie Advanced and Tie Defender models
Wait what.As for FU well I lost track of the story as it was all so convoluted: Vader finds Starkiller and 'adopts' him in secret to be his student. Then he plots with him to overthrow the Emperor, but then he shows to be on the Emperor's side all along when the Emperor finds out or he only pretends to find out, but it was actually a plot between Vader and Empy to make Starkiller think that he was going to rule with Vader.. Then Vader 'kills' him to show loyalty to Empy, only not really, and secretly again he heals Starkiller and gives a sob story about how he actually is on Starkys side and not Empys' and that he really and truly means to rule the Galaxy with him etc. At the same time he tells Starky to go join the rebels to not arouse suspicion and fuck Imperial shit up while at the same time working for Vader. At the same time or earlier the Emperor has his own secret agent(Jedi or whatever the fuck) to spy on Vader and Starkiller and of course eventually she turns to the forces of good(I can't remember how or why) and convinces Starkiller to REALLY join the rebels and that Vader is two timing him with Empy, which in the end he does, yet again siding with the Emperor and Starkiller brings down everything in the throne room rather than join either, deciding to 'kill' himself rather than fall for the same trick a third time. Empy is disappointed but yet again takes on Vader as his butt buddy and it's all revealed that it was some bullshit overcomplicated plan by him to use Starkiller as a draw to bring into the open all the secret resistance to the Empire by destroying Imperial installations which it does. The real Rebel Alliance is thus created by the Emperor himself. This actually is the only cool thing in the story and would have worked so much better if that's all it focused on rather than all the other shit.
Wait what.As for FU well I lost track of the story as it was all so convoluted: Vader finds Starkiller and 'adopts' him in secret to be his student. Then he plots with him to overthrow the Emperor, but then he shows to be on the Emperor's side all along when the Emperor finds out or he only pretends to find out, but it was actually a plot between Vader and Empy to make Starkiller think that he was going to rule with Vader.. Then Vader 'kills' him to show loyalty to Empy, only not really, and secretly again he heals Starkiller and gives a sob story about how he actually is on Starkys side and not Empys' and that he really and truly means to rule the Galaxy with him etc. At the same time he tells Starky to go join the rebels to not arouse suspicion and fuck Imperial shit up while at the same time working for Vader. At the same time or earlier the Emperor has his own secret agent(Jedi or whatever the fuck) to spy on Vader and Starkiller and of course eventually she turns to the forces of good(I can't remember how or why) and convinces Starkiller to REALLY join the rebels and that Vader is two timing him with Empy, which in the end he does, yet again siding with the Emperor and Starkiller brings down everything in the throne room rather than join either, deciding to 'kill' himself rather than fall for the same trick a third time. Empy is disappointed but yet again takes on Vader as his butt buddy and it's all revealed that it was some bullshit overcomplicated plan by him to use Starkiller as a draw to bring into the open all the secret resistance to the Empire by destroying Imperial installations which it does. The real Rebel Alliance is thus created by the Emperor himself. This actually is the only cool thing in the story and would have worked so much better if that's all it focused on rather than all the other shit.
Too much Herp in Derp. So anything SW related worth playing past the Jedi Academy?
Wait what.
I think that makes just as much sense as the emperors plans in the prequels.
Too much Herp in Derp. So anything SW related worth playing past the Jedi Academy?
Republic Commando and Empire at War (+expansion)
I think that makes just as much sense as the emperors plans in the prequels.
Yeah, using one group against another in secret but at the same time working against the same group he created is pretty fucking stupid. In this shit it just goes too far and it's like those annoying expanded universe storylines which have the Emperor cloned and killed and re-cloned and re-killed over and over. Is it really that hard to come up with a half decent story?
I think that makes just as much sense as the emperors plans in the prequels.
Yeah, using one group against another in secret but at the same time working against the same group he created is pretty fucking stupid. In this shit it just goes too far and it's like those annoying expanded universe storylines which have the Emperor cloned and killed and re-cloned and re-killed over and over. Is it really that hard to come up with a half decent story?
The dark horse comic "dark empire" is one of the worst affronts to star wars or storytelling in general. In fact they managed to take in most of the fallacies of comics in general in that one. (Clones, people coming back from the dead, exaggerated powers, all new cooler better whatever) Only George Lucas himself managed to make something worse with the prequels. maybe force unleashed beat both, but I have not played that.
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Well, maybe when it's 75% off on Steam and if it has co-op.Day 1 comment on a Day 1 purchase!Day 1 purchase!
Speaking of co-op, been playing Saints Row 3 co-op with bros, sick fun. Too bad it's only limited to 2 players. Easily the best buy of the Steam Summer Sale.Well, maybe when it's 75% off on Steam and if it has co-op.Day 1 comment on a Day 1 purchase!Day 1 purchase!
But but... I bought it on Day 1You two, out of my thread! Popamole like Saints Row has no place here.