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Taunts

Discussion in 'Iron Tower Studio' started by GhanBuriGhan, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. M0RBUS Augur

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    A bit to long perhaps... And I think it would be better placed in a dialog rather than as a combat taunt... but hell yes, Fallout references must be there. :D
     
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  2. Futile Rhetoric Arcane

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  3. Kingston Arcane

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    I lack the wit to put something hilarious here
    :roll:
     
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  4. M0RBUS Augur

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    :?:

    :EDIT:
    Oh wait... Hum... Nevermind :roll:
     
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  5. Section8 Erudite

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    Gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild!
     
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  6. denizsi Arcane

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    You mean "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum".

    Your ass, your face; what's the difference?

    Just fucking die already! (when the NPC successfully hits the player more than 3-4 times but player is still alive, perhaps?)

    Where is bump mapping!?
     
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  7. Elwro Arcane

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    l0l u fight like a f4g
     
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  8. Müg Scholar

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    "I'd make a comment about your mother's genitalia, but you aren't worth my time."
     
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  9. jeansberg Liturgist

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    Yo mama teach you that?
     
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  10. Roqua Prospernaut Dumbfuck Repressed Homosexual In My Safe Space

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    YES!
    Yeah, I got a match. Your face and my ass!!!!!!

    Surfs up dude!!!!

    Take that, scumbag!!!!

    You son-of-a-nine-months!!!!

    Its clobberin time!!!!!

    Feel my wraith!!!!

    Your shoes untied!!!!!

    Whats that on your shirt!!!!

    Uh-Oh, its the tickle monster!!!!

    You missed me, you missed me, now you have to kiss me!!!

    Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, you can't get me!!!!!

    Whats that over there!!!!!!!

    I'm very Strong!!!!!

    You smell badly, sir!!!!

    Thats just the tip of the fucking iceberg, I can come up with them all day. This genius just flows out of me.
     
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  11. Ladonna Magister

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    Critical miss:

    R00fles!
     
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  12. MacBone Scholar

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    Great taunts in this thread, especially Ghan's and Claw's.

    Taunts:

    I love my job.
    This won't hurt . . .much.
    I'm gonna enjoy hearing you squeal.
    ...watching you bleed.
    ...making you shit yourself.
    You pathetic worm.
    Give Death my regards.

    Time to die.
    Give up. You're only making things harder on yourself.
    I love the smell of blood in the morning.

    After PC crit. hit:

    Is that the best you can do?
    That . . .stings.
    I'm gonna make you very sorry.
    You son of a bitch!

    After NPC crit. hit:

    You want some more?
    You like that?
    All too easy.

    After three consecutive PC misses:

    Pitiful.
    You fight like a schoolgirl. (Hubba hubba!)
    You're not even worth my time.
    Such a lack of discipline.
    You're embarrassing.
     
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  13. abstract Scholar

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    You fight like a dairy farmer.
     
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  14. bryce77 Scholar

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    Awesome.
     
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  15. Merkaal Novice

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    FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!
     
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  16. Edward_R_Murrow Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Taunts

    [if player character has a high charisma]

    Talk your way out of this!
    Talk to my weapon!
    I'm going to cut out that silver tongue of yours!

    [if player character has low intelligence]

    You really are as dumb as a log.
    Do you even know what that thing you're swinging is?
    Look! A distraction!

    [if player character has high dexterity]

    Stop moving around!
    Are you a warrior or a dancer?
    When I hit you it's gonna hurt!

    [on player character critical miss]

    You're doing all the work for me!
    You should've been a jester, too late though!

    [miscellaneous]

    I'm going to make the local necrophiliac very happy tonight!
    I'm going to ram this weapon so far up your innerds, you'll be spitting steel!
    HERE'S JOHNNY!
    Murder, death, kill! Murder, death, kill!
    Why don't you just lie down and die?
     
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  17. M0RBUS Augur

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    Where's that from? I think I've heard that before somewhere...
     
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  18. Jasede Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Demolition Man, a great movie with Sly Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock.
     
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  19. Kingston Arcane

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    I lack the wit to put something hilarious here
    Christ that movie didn't make any sense whatsoever.
     
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  20. Twinfalls Erudite

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    Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!

    Milk, milk, lemonade!
     
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  21. galsiah Erudite

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    I think there could be more "taunts" addressed from one NPC to another, rather than directly to the PC. I'd expect most groups who know each other to joke amongst themselves a fair bit, as well as directly addressing the PC.

    Lame examples by way of illustration:
    This one's yours [name$], I got the last one.
    Hey [name$] - this guy looks weaker than you.
    It's one of [name$]'s whores, out for revenge!
    His hat's mine, you take his boots.
    NPC1: It's some kind of minstrel.
    NPC2: Nah - interpretive dancer.
    Who ordered the stripper?
    etc.

    More involving multiple NPCs please. (presuming fights against multiple opponents are relatively common??)
    And more unusual situation taunts in general.
     
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  22. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator

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    on PC Critical Hit:

    GOD ITS HEAVAN!
     
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  23. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
    after being a victim of a critical attack NPC says:
    'now i want my chocolate milk'
     
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  24. Claw Erudite Patron

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    That's a cool idea. Maybe a little too ambitious; it might require a significant amount of scripting to work properly.
     
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  25. GhanBuriGhan Erudite

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    Some entries seem a bit too modern. Its still a fantasy world after all, so I am not sure to much fuck and bubble gum fits.

    > PC weapon skill (not unarmed) << NPC weapon skill
    I think you better give up
    You are supposed to hold that on the blunt end
    It's not a toothpick
    Ooh, you'll hurt yourself if you are not careful!
    You are beneath me
    This is no fun
    Way too easy
    I suggest you come back in a decade or so
    You know it takes more than reading "How to become a Warrior in 3 days"
    You have no chance
    I think begging for mercy would be a good idea, son
    I hope you run better than you wield that thing
    Oho, I see. A true master! <snicker>
    How graceful you slice the air.
    Another amateur.
    Gods! The last one at least knew how to use a weapon!
    Very cute!
    Parry, strike, feint, strike, parry. Its not that hard.
    Pay attention to your legwork.
    If you keep waving that thing around, you may hurt someone!
    Good strategy! I am supposed to die from laughing about you!

    Easter egg udner these conditions:
    I'd suggest leveling up a few times

    > PC is loremaster
    A bookworm!
    What are you gonna do, throw scrolls at me?
    Argh, the quill of death.
    Let's see how smart you are after I knock your head off.
    <hums> Those gloves are made for writin'
    You'll probably try to talk me to death.
    I am sure you'll prove to me that you will win this.
    I never understood the theory.
    All the knowledge lost to mankind. How tragic.
    Your heads too big to make a good trophy.
    If you are so smart, why are you here?
     
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