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Game News The Black Geyser shoots its load all over Kickstarter

Discussion in 'RPG News & Content' started by Infinitron, Apr 27, 2018.

  1. ortucis Prophet

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    Tell us more. It'll probably have far better plot than the drivel on Kickstarter page for this game.

    Were there law-abiding citizens who ended up as desperate outlaws prone to attack, in the bar?
     
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  2. holla_cabezas_de_mierda Arcane

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    I finally realized who the voice over in the above gameplay video sounds like.

    "Hi, Elliot Rodger here......."
     
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  3. toro Arcane

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    It looks good. It cannot suck more than PoE? Amirite?

     
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  4. Somberlain Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Oh my god it's heavan :bounce:
     
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  5. AwesomeButton Cut a deal with the authorities Patron

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    - Has a walk toggle out of the box
    - Ambient audio which you can actually hear
    - Heroes who kill fireflies with axes and don't give a single fuck
    - Voiceovers include lines such as "How can I help?" and "As you wish", instead of generic "Uh-uh?" for selection and "Ugh" for commands.
    - WarCraft I level of attack animations, uniform attack and recovery times.
    - No "+0.3sec duration, +15% damage" bullshit.

    Already better than PoE. Prepare your buttholes for the Black Geyser!
     
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  6. Sizzle Arcane

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    What is it with you guys and walk toggling? :D
     
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  7. ArchAngel Magister

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    Sure buddy. Sure :lol:
     
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  8. V_K Arcane

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    [​IMG] talking about Western mentality - that's almost as rich as this kickstarter.
     
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  9. Fenix Cipher Vatnik

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    Labels, lables...
     
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  10. Outlander Custom Tags Are For Fags. Patron

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  11. Tavernking Educated

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    Looks like the retarded distant cousin of Pillars. I'll still buy it.
     
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  12. TT1 Savant Patron

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    Aragorn, Gimli, Galadriel, ?, Kratos.

    Amazing game! 10/10

    :mrpresident:
     
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  13. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Eder.
     
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  14. TT1 Savant Patron

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  15. Kaivokz Savant

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    Was gonna be a hard pass until I saw the undead miser tier. No wait, I misread. It is not a horde of monsters who follow an undead miser. It is the HOARD of an undead miser. You can choose, from a predefined set of options, the objects that some dead peasant scrooge is emotionally attached to.
    :keepmyjewgold:

    Jokes aside, the guy seems to actually be trying to make a game, and he's accomplishing a surprising amount (surprising, given my first impressions from the initial thread posted on the codex). A few games are best enjoyed with a clear mind--challenging tactical games, games with philosophical stories. Most games are best enjoyed with an ample supply of alcohol. Games to be played in an altered state. Anime WEEABO stories are much more entertaining when impaired. It almost replicates the sort of jollity you could experience as a child. I'll put in a pledge and assign this to the "games to play while intoxicated" category of my steam library.
     
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  16. Bohr Liturgist

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    I wonder if the dev evangelist will return now there's pledges to harvest :shittydog:
     
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  17. Infinitron I post news Patron

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  18. mustawd. Magister

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    :shredder: Thank you Black Geyser.


    EDIT: I like how she referred to it as simply "Geyser". Cuz at this point we all know what she's referring to.
     
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  19. AwesomeButton Cut a deal with the authorities Patron

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    "Black Geyser" abbreviates to... Incline guaranteed!
     
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  20. dawcio Learned

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    I want to play it, I can't help it.
     
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  21. Big Wrangle Scholar

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    Marshall and Balsac stand prepared!
     
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  22. mikaelis Prophet Patron

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    Someone just unloaded 4k EUR of Black Geyser straight into Kickstarter face. I hope it was real and not just someone's wet night dream.

    I put my modest 16 EUR of load yesterday hoping for successful gamble.
     
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  23. MurkyShadow Glittering gem of hatred Patron

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    I backed Barkley 2, might as well back this one too.
    May the great incline rise in a Geyser of Blackness and devour all couriers of decline.:cool:
     
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  24. Bohrain Learned

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    Codex fundraiser when?
     
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  25. holla_cabezas_de_mierda Arcane

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    honestly the game looks pretty good, I must admit.
     
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