Heresiarch
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What names do you guys name it? So far in the Codex I've heard people naming the dog Skyway and BLOBERT. I bet there are kingcomrades as well. And I think Cleve Barkmore also fits it perfectly, though I prefer to have a mentally healthy companion rather than someone who constantly barks "BANAL BORING SHIT" or "put random sentences all in capitals here".
Also, anyone find the "clean up the gory mess" option with the dog way too suggestive? I mean when you take off the clothes and go to fight, there will be blood on your breast and lower body. And then you let your dog clean them up. With its tongue. I remember there's a practise of sex in which you smear your companion with mango or cream or something and lick him/her clean. Man, I'm getting hard. Bestiality is gud.
The ironic part is, the dog doesn't seem to have a dick. And IIRC, even female dogs have something stuck out in their lower body. Then what sex is this dog?
Last but not the least, why is the female underpant concaved? Is that the shape of a pussy? Horrible!
Also, anyone find the "clean up the gory mess" option with the dog way too suggestive? I mean when you take off the clothes and go to fight, there will be blood on your breast and lower body. And then you let your dog clean them up. With its tongue. I remember there's a practise of sex in which you smear your companion with mango or cream or something and lick him/her clean. Man, I'm getting hard. Bestiality is gud.
The ironic part is, the dog doesn't seem to have a dick. And IIRC, even female dogs have something stuck out in their lower body. Then what sex is this dog?
Last but not the least, why is the female underpant concaved? Is that the shape of a pussy? Horrible!