The Elder Scrolls Online - gone B2P

PICK YOUR IMPERIAL EDITION TODAY AND JOIN ANY OF THE GAME'S NONDESCRIPT FACTIONS AS A GENERIC WHITE HUMAN FOR ONLY $100 AND $15 A MONTH!

 

SUP TESOPHILES!!!

COMING DOWN TO ESO
GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME

BORING QUESTING EVERYWHERE
CRAPPY LOOT WITHOUT SALVATION

GOING DOWN TO ESO
REPRESENT EMPIRE NOW

GLOWING TEXTURES DAY OR NIGHT
SHITTY STARTING BORING DUNGEON

HEADING ON TO ESO
GONNA HAVE A MONKEY NOW

 

I can't wait until this game comes out so I can listen to everybody bitch about how terrible it is, and how they totally saw it coming.

Seriously, why do you people keep buying games?

 

I think there was only one guy in this thread that thinks of buying this massive pile of lulz.

 

He's using Skyway'ian logic of "There is a thread about a game so codex is D1P'ing it like sheeple they are".

 

Whatever. Hoaxmetal probably pre-ordered.

 

you don't sign up to the Codex to buy games you sign up to complain about them. and to register for the sales thread notifications so you can buy them at a price that won't shame you back in to /vr/ servitude.

 

Or you might think "Hey! A site about RPG's! I like RPG's! I bet the people here are not racist, homophobic, mysogynistic, bathtub girl loving, jew hating transsexuals with too many issues to list at all! Let me sign up!"

I bet that's it in most cases.

 

The beta client patcher is not playing well with my new SSD. Even tho it's installed there and the drive has 40GB free space it still gives a warning that i need 60GB free space and refuses to launch...

 

How did you know I have a mustache? Got the height all wrong though, and my penis should be dragging on the ground.

Edit: oic it was Kem0sabe who pre-ordered.

 

Zionmax hired Malukah

 

Joining a community without first actually reading the stuff that's posted there for a while is like pre-ordering Bioware games.

(And little of what you list is not an issue if you ignore GD.)

 

Haven't seen a shockporn link on the Codex in ages

 

True... or maybe more like being an Alien fan and pre-ordering Aliens: Colonial Marines.
You still get fucked in the ass in the end anyway.

Oh yeah Angthoron the lack of shockporn links lately is alarming.

 

So the KKKodex KKKonsensus seems to be that you should buy this game because it's PC only, and you'll help fight the decline.

OK.

 

It's not even PC only.

 

It is for 2 months, suck on that.

 

Well, at least one potential snag has been eliminated:

http://elderscrollsonline.com/en-uk/news/post/2014/03/14/eso-road-ahead

Is this the first Western MMO without latency?

 

I don't know where you are getting that from. The vast majority of people in this thread have criticised the game in the strongest terms. The people who like it are in the minority.

 

Edgy newfags gonna edgy newfag.

 

It was just a dumb joke, highlighting the fact that the KKKodex almost ran out of tomatoes to throw at it last page, and then adding "but hey, it's at least PC-only right?" and of course even that is false with the console release shortly after PC launch. It's a highly declinist game, therefore you actually end up helping the decline by buying it.

More importantly, it was also an excuse to write "KKKodex KKKonsensus".

 

This games quests are mess, most of them are buggy mostly because of not respawning quest mobs/items. Tried different classes and races from all sides and still got bugs. If starter areas are like this, middle/late game maps probably another Conan nightmare.
Also we "fell" under map while just wandering in villages/cities 2-3 times.

Edit: Just ignore this turd till it become F2P/B2P with %50 sale on steam.

 

It's so slow and boring that people confuse the slow-ass animation for the lack of lag.

That, or fall asleep.

 

So, been playing the weekend beta test and i made up my mind to buy the game.

I enjoyed the heck out of playing a heal specced sorcerer, theres a lot of viable builds for each class, from robe wearing tanks to rogue leeching healers.

The content itself was quite fun quest wise, playing as dominion, lots do backstabing politics.

The dungeon i did was also quite enjoyable and fast paced.

Will be worth the free month at least, as with TOR, ill play the PvE story and then probably be done with it.