The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

In a way it's refreshing to see that BioWare are just up and admitting that their games are fucking bullshit pandering. Still, they need some new character modelers. What the fuck is wrong with her face?

The more I see of this game the more I want to run the fuck away as fast as I can.

 

I'm not sure either, but I believe I've managed to fix it:

 

I don't know about you guys but that part I just bolded sounds p. awesome. I hope Bioware are taking notes.

 

Also she looks pretty weird in that screenshot.
Does this mean we won't be able to punch that sandnigger reporter in the face in this one
Also why the fuck is a reporter on the Normandy when Earth and the entire Galaxy are being buttfucked,don't they have better thing to do that pose in front of the camera?

So they have every high profile actor and Jennifer Hale on that video but not Mark Meer?

 

To be fair she looks that fugly in real life too.

 

Maybe but she still looks better than that tranny Gamespot has




Now that I think of it how come Bioware didn't put that tranny in their game,all things considering?

 

The thing on the left center.

 

You should find some excuse to post that at BSN, maybe a banner

 

They should have gotten Manuela Velasco (the reporter from [REC]). She doesn't have to speak English!

 

They couldn't find a prettier face btw?

Nice titties though.

 

Not even Paragon Shepard talks like that. How can you like a character and still wish he acted like a different person?

 

Paragon Shepard is Dr. Phil.

 

Trolololo, anyone who eventually does ME3 LP, should have fan-fap-service T&A shot counter.

 

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I had to google it but she is a reporter/host on IGN

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Chobot

 

I have found the ad for ME3 release:

 

She's basically IGN's T&A nerd bait, the person who does all their interviews and stuff so the fanboys have something to fap to. She apparently takes great pride and pleasure in this, which is kind of all sorts of messed up. Also, the reason she got hired was because she posted a photo of herself licking a PSP on the Internet. Yep, your goddamn university education doesn't seem so valuable now, does it?.

 

racofer, it's up to you.

 

I was gonna laugh, but then I saw it's true...

 

Fuck's sake, Kaisero, just google image search for woman licking penis or some shit.

Retards cannot search for porn these days the fuck's wrong with the world jesus christ

 

Guess why I didn't use the tags:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/lzsJjEAWq7ac8l6ccDraHX0P_400.jpg