The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

I guess the old ending didn't hurt enough. Always room for more pain.

 

Mass Effect 3: The 4th Explosion

 

They are just that stupid. They should have ignored the whole thing, people would have forgotten, eventually.

 

or the hot kind of embarrassing. I admit this freely.

all you need to be is young at heart
http://www.pinkraygun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/4th-doctor.jpg

I'd agree if it was total franchise rape like JA: Back in Action or the new Syndicate. But this is more of a having their valued imaginary bond pulled out from beneath them mid-coitus affair

 

And there seems to be no end for lulz:

This is what Bioware's been up to since ME3 release:

Resurgence Pack Announced; New Free DLC That Comes In April 11th

http://www.dsogaming.com/news/mass-...ounced-new-free-dlc-that-comes-in-april-11th/

No patches, but moar multiplayer maps, moar superduper gunz and moar characters!!!! And FREEEEEEEEE because Bioware really cares for its fans and this is totally NOT a PR stunt!!!

 

It's like every move BiowarEA makes, the worse things get. In contrast, every move from Bethesda since the release of Skyrim has been gathering them more praise.

 

http://blog.bioware.com/2012/04/06/mass-effect-3-resurgence-pack/

Look at the names in the picture.

Lol spellcheck.

 

Resurgence pack?Wasn't that the name of one CoD DLC too or am I mistaken?

 

And at the bottom:

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This is like that thing Racofer was talking about.

 

Finished ME3. The ending was decent, about what people are talking about? I had Joker, Javik, and Vega the three most deadly characters leaving the ship, looking around and preparing to conquer the galaxy. And also I had that breathing scene.

 

Jesus, not even a minute and already LOCKDOWN!

 

Bioware should be nuked just to stop all their self-referential "humor" attempts.

 

Hey guyse, just look at this. Green, red, blue.
Just like the endings, lololosowitty.

QFT.

 

Internet morans are morans.

 

Where's the joke there?

 

Mass Effect 3: The Colour Out of Space.

 

My fucking god, the amount of discussion online about the ending of this banal, shit, boring eamole is just incredible. If only humanity invested this much time into fusion power we'd have unlimited power within a year.

 

I don't think that rage containment fusion is possible.

 

Bioware fans: We don't like the endings! Change them now!

Bioware: OK, here's some new guns and multiplayer characters, for free!

Bioware fans: OMG we love you so much!

 

Actually, reading their forums it seems some (if not most!) of the users are capable of seeing through BioWare and EA's strategy and how the free ending DLC won't actually do anything.

 

They haven't played it yet, give them time. Once a biotard, always a biotard

 

http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/135175179

I'm not going to bother posting the best quotes or saving the OP image, which shows TOR's population trends, apparently taken from the game's official site

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supposedly most of the servers have severe underpopulation problems, I'm not going to bother checking the facts either

LOL BIOWARE

 

Probably that Legion said that Geth do not infiltrate when he was on the citadel or that in ME1 Ashley said that Geth can't infiltrate because they have flashlight heads.
I hate myself

 

But "infiltrator" is a class in all three ME games. There is no joke even if there is!