The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

FF gets the hot cozzies; DA gets the ugly ones.

 

Dominated football? Not fucking hard when you have an exclusive deal so you have no competition. They sure as fuck better dominate in that case.

 

They were fukkin' dominating with Madden even before the exclusive. Even the silly discuounted trash 2k was elease w- hile it sold - didn't stop Madden from selling millions.

It should be pointed out that during the years 2k had exclusive rights to MLB games.. they weren't exactly setting the house on fire with sales. R00fles!

 

Just feel the need to point out that high sales figures != quality.

 

So today Bioware released the ''patch'' that addresses the face import bug, some supposed crashes and multiplayer stuff (the quest journal is still useless).



Needless to say, the biodrones are raging.

 

Can't you customize your face even when you import, anyway? Why don't you just remake your character? Why does it matter if your character doesn't look 100% exactly the same anyway? Do your eyebrows and hairstyle have to be 100% identical? Jeez, these people.

 

how immature of them to not manage their expectations

they are not entitled to working facial feature transfer, they got a full game and are acting like spoiled children over little details that don't affect the quality of an otherwise flawless game

if they want bioware to do better they should vote with their wallets and preorder dragon age 3 to show that they still have their trust in this important juncture unlike these people who are nostalgic for mass effect 1 and 2 and cannot be satisfied

ps hold the line

 

Apparently, there are assets missing from the ME3 editor (eye shapes, hair styles, etc) so it is possible that you can't even manually tweak your fucked up import.

 

I love that Bioware is now this evil company for not addressing fan feedback... on THE LOOK OF THE FACE. Everything else before that was forgivable but face import bug? OUTRAGE.

Some of them are... creepy. There's one that documents multiple passes through playing with Photoshop overlays to get the eye color just right.

 

And then Christ chose to be crucified on the green cross, for he was a hippie.

delish

exquisite

finger-lickin' good

 

RETAKE MASS EFFECT 3 CAMPAIGNS TO BUY ADVERTISING SPACE ON BILLBOARDS

Hold the line!

 

yes yes fight each other over your dungheap

I haven't seen this much drama ever since fallout 3 was released

 

: x

Seems like all the decline, mainstreaming and mediocrity from the last decade is finally catching up to Bioware.

 

too optimistic

really, I don't think anything would change(a RPGC review won't make (m)any butts hurt, because our majestic target audience won't read it), and the review wouldn't really be lulzy

besides there's probably too much bullshit for you to possibly catch it all, especially if we count their forum

 

Those tactical shooter guys should rename their game to LOCKDOWN, masses of gamers are already subliminally indoctrinated.

 

I hear that EA has the gold edition of this game in their office.

 

So Call of Duty with gay romance QTEs?

 

Yes, yes. Compare the Mass Effect ending controversity to Christianity (and do it wrong, too). That won't backfire. At all.

What retard made this guy community manager? I mean for what skills does this guy actually get paid? I could get a hobo from the street and he would be better at it.

 

To be fair, the Book of Revelations i.e. the actual ending to the New Testament makes no fucking sense and would make me rage too if I actually gave a damn about Christianity.

But seriously, way to fucking go with the strawmen Priestly. Does anyone call him out on his bullshit?

 

Heh heh! Oh wow, no inflated ego at all! Yeah, the story of Motherfucker Shepard is surely on a par with the allegoric writing in the Book of Revelations, which influenced western culture for centuries, and the Illusive Man's story is obviously the next step from Milton's "Paradise Lost". Get over yourselves, dipshits. You made a shit story and you should apologise and not do that again.

 

That's supposed to be a "so dumb it's funny" joke I think. Surely, even Priestly must have heard of Jesus' resurrection.