The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

i dont even... it just doesn´t make... ah fuck it.

 

Once again Biodrones bitching and moaning about romance options while not even sparing a thought for the actual game, which is likely going to suck.

 

This is getting to the point where someone needs to take a jab at it or something. Imagine it: an RPG with romance dialogue options for all of your party, but every single one of them is totally uninterested and rebuke your advances at every turn, each with their own little excuse ("I have a boy/girlfriend at home", "I'd like to keep this professional", "I don't like your taste in music", etc). The more you take a try, the more and more creeped out they all are by your behaviour, to the point where at endgame they all think you're some kind of perverted sicko and refuse to talk to you.

 

What the fuck does s/s mean? Is it linked to that cis bullshit?

 

Same sex. It's them gays and their newfangled homogay marriage.

 

I think it's "same sex" written by lazy people.

 

They're angry that the gays are portrayed as the deviants they are in the game (and they really are, Zevran is hardly chaste and Leliana is explicitly stated to have been in a relationship before), as opposed to shy virgin mary animu waifus just stumbling through a relationship.

 

And they wonder why the BSN is the laughing stock of the gaming community.

 

Not slut/slut? with all this talk about ''previous experiences'' and Polish Plumber
Truth to be told Lyeina and Zewran are not 1/10 as gay Anders is DA2... You had to tell him NO at least Two times before he will F... off Strange considering he had girl friend in Awakening.

 

You underestimate the BSN crowd. They'll write/larp "heartbroken" stories about them, and somehow find a way to say "thanks BioWare for making me go through such an emotional ride!" or something like that.

 

sex partners = plumbers. gotcha.

 

"Having virtual NPCs that are more sexually experienced than me my character is uncomfortable. They ought to make same sex fucktoys shy virgins too because it won't be as intimidating shallow!"

 

They should play rape simulator cause none of the victims are experienced with the subject matter.

 

I've seen romance creeps not wanting their waifu(Liaramancers mostly) to romance anyone after their Shepard dies. Haha.

 

For the record I'd also expect my wife to entomb herself along with me when I die.

 

Now I know what Bioware needs to do in ME4. Have all of the waifus in a relationship with someone else and when questioned about Shepard, they say, "I had to move on."

Imagine the backlash. Oh man!

 

I would pay to see it.

 

You would have to, the way EA is going the company forums will soon be pay to view.

 

And the conversations would be Pay to Win.

 

Pay $50 to get 5 brofists on a post.

 

As always, they are mere pupils to the master, Hervé Caen.

 

Jesus fucking zombie christ. I'm surprised the BNW haven't started killing each other out of jealousy over other Biowareans romancing 'their' waifu.

 

They're crazy, but they're not Sonic fan crazy yet.

There's at least one individual who believes that she is married to Sonic and is extremely jealous of other fanshippers.

 

What about the Sonic RPG?

 

Totally forgot about that and I'm someone who was such a Biodrone back then I was considering getting it (Because Bioware can do no wrong!). That had real potential for criss-crossing the two fanbases into one deranged package.

Instead we just got to hear what happens when Bioware develops a soundtrack in-house.