The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

LOL @the one with headless shepard.

 

And that gets interrupted all the fucking time by a stupid, unnecessary cutscene.

 

Final DLC is final nail in the coffin for Indoctrination Theory.

Sad that pointing out the obvious puts you in the minority.

IT'er agrees with himself. Fuck, these people really do have mental issues.

Anyway, much more retardation on display by the mass of self deluded idiots.
I'd page Seboist since he loves these threads, but he's already there, calling the I.T believers a bunch of fucking morons.

 

Hey, that would actually be p.cool.

 

Wait, they are making another Mass Effect 3 DLC? Are you fucking kidding me? Why can't BioWare just let it die and we can forget that shitty game was ever made?

 

First one had crap gameplay but the universe was decent, very well presented, but a bit dated if you go back to play it now. Second game had more fun gameplay and much better side quests and exploration but the story and characters were unbearably stupid. Third game had the best shooting but everything else about it was cringe-worthy except one or two parts.

 

What are you referring to by "exploration" in ME2?

 

Wait, what? Exploration of what? 2 corridored Citadel? Fun gameplay? Hide behind the crate, shoot, repeat until everyone dies?

 

What can I say, verbally slapping around the IT nutjobs is fun.

 

http://answers.ea.com/t5/Dragon-Age...e-an-update-that-fixes-the-memory/td-p/547228

Well, I can't blame them for being frank for a change.

In the context of the game, side missions you pick up while planet scanning. Way better than "uncharted worlds."

 

Romanceable, blue space lesbians included?

 

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/12870201/80

These idiots will get their Dating Sim DLC after all.

 

Welcome to the last page.

 

Write what you know.

 

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...ll-die-hard-Mass-Effect-fans--15971501-1.html

"And I've actually gotten my longtime gf to consider naming our future daughter Liara. I love Mass Effect."

...

 

Conveniently enough, whatever genetic waste those two can contribute will likely result in head-ridges, so it's a win-win.

 

I never cease to be baffled by the frivolity of American names.

 

"I'm an American. Our names don't mean shit."
-- Butch, Pulp Fiction

 

I'm pretty sure there's no worse name for a baby.

Not a single one.

If you think Americans are frivolous, you should take a look at Brasil. While half of the population's family name is 'da Silva' ('from the Forest'), 90% is named after a mix of americanized portuguese. The name of painkillers is also fair game.

 

Sounds appropriate.