The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

his name is a killing word

 

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic...

 

what can I say? I LOL at all Shepard facial expressions by reflex alone.

 

What a dumbfuck response from you.

Yes, animations do need lots of memory. Especially in an expressive-heavy game like ME.

This shit hopefully will be alleviated once the new consoles with ~2GB RAM come out. Not that I feel that's gonna last long...

 

this game is a killing turd

 

The Uncanny Valley/Derp is hilarious. Thanks for the screenies, racofer.



Gonna start using this from now on.

 

Please tell me this is a joke?

 

If the thing with endings ripped from DX: IW is true, then it's not quite a joke, at least partially.

 

This game is a killing turd.

All is dust before the will of Gaider-Halaud, the God-Worm.





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Great.

Now I'll have nightmares about Bioware acquiring rights to the Dune IP.

 

Wololol, that would be precious. Just imagine: "We demand romanceable Gurney Halleck!", and so on.
At second thought, they'd be rather into deviant Harkonnens or gay sand muslims.

 

Fire all newfag writing staff of BioWare, bring James Ohlen and Drew back to Edmonton.

At least the writing quality is gonna revert back from dumbfuck derp to mediocre.

 

That might actually happen, EA could still have the license.

 

Shit, don't even joke about that.

It'd be right up Biowares alley, considering the not-at-all-subtle references to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen being into little boys.

 

This thread blows my mind every time I check it.

 

It would be kind of fun to see the Muad'dib romancing Chani in a Biowarian way.

 

A biowarian way would involve a threesome with his mother since Jessica was supposedly p. hot. Can't deny the players that choice.

Also:

Leto II: "I want to be a sandworm!"

...and become a sandworm he did.

 

Hm I actually like the idea of Shepard being a Reaper AI

 

Paul would be able to bang Chani only at 5 minutes before the final battle.
There would be a cheesy dialogue before the first sandworm ride, or after drinking water of life, humorously interrupted by Stilgar. Both of the mentioned scenes would be a QTE minigames.
Player would have to conquer some Harkonnen outpost to complete Chaini romenace- related quest.
There would be a shitload of Chani's angst stories about harsh desert life or something, which player has to to hear and kindly comment.
There would be a DLC for 3.99$, with alternative colors for Chani's stillsuit.
Am I doing this right? M:

 

Music of the Damned


They sung dirges and poems of sorrow..
And we cheered...
We called it great, for it gave us tears..
Unnoticed somewhere the devil leered.

There were no heroes here..
Just lovers and dying men..
And failings and flailings of hearts and mind..
The very substance to drive us inane...

So all we learned was to pity and cry..
And shed tears of grief and pain..
Only injuries we took and returned no blow..
For wars we said were caused in vain...

 

Don't forget the 2.45$ DLC that adds Feyd Rautha as a recruitable party member, complete with M/F romance/redemption storyline missions that become canon and assumed completed in the majestic sequel 18 months later. Also adds new optional colour for crysknife handles on Stilgar and Liet Kynes after completing their companion quests.

 

Wow, David Gaider is posting here again? Welcome Mr. Gaider! We'd love to talk to you.

WAIT A SEC WOW