The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

Yeah^^^

It's partly because of their Hollywood Nazi / Soviet style forum moderation.

Plenty of people are vocal about Bileware's bullshit but everyone else is like someone stuck in a bad abusive relationship, they're not going to act on outside opinion, even when they know it's right, because they're disgustingly dependent on their abuser.

"DISSENTING OPINION? END OF RHINE! *FACEPUNCH*"

 

Methinks that Hollywood Nazis and Soviets could only dream of such an efficient self-censoring machine.

 

It's not that hard to call them on their shit without getting 'end of rine', I've been trolling the BSN for ages. It's a thankless task, but were it not for the few who do that, ME3 would be worse than it already is. Just don't drop trou and shit on the carpet like you're on the 'dex, and instead go around pissing in everyone's drinks. They're a predictable bunch, and it's not hard to turn them against each other.

 

There's no point in posting on the BSN. Once you have created a thread, 5 secs later it's already filled with 15 pages of rants and BioWhore defense squad slimers. Just forget it, nobody will wade through this shit, except Chris Priestley maybe...

 

BSN general ME3 board a few minutes ago: 10/11 current threads are negative on the demo. Fertile ground, I tell you. Just sow the seeds of dissent and watch them grow. Sure, those threads will get locked soon enough, but not before the damage has been done, and even Biodrones get pissy when their shit gets locked.

 

Stanrrey Roo can go fuck himself with his END OF RHINE bullshit!

Saddle up BROS, we are going

 

That fat fuck is just a lackey. Making him frustrated enough to respond to complaints has resulted in some of the best PR disasters for BiowEare to date. Penny-Arcade all but called him a liar when ME2 didn't feature an option to input your story variables without importing a save.

I'm not deluded enough to think faggots like Hudson or Walters read the BSN, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to do everything I can to tear their game apart and destroy as many sales as possible.

 

I've posted at BSN, and I can be as negative as I want. They don't usually lock threads unless a lot of people are talking shit.

 

Yes, because ME was such a pc-exclusive title when it first came out...

 

Posting on BSN is like trying to teach a kindergarten class of high-functioning retards and sexual deviants; you pick your battles and watch your ass.

 

Was she replying to someone or was that just a random spewing of shit?

 

MAJESTIC

 

But where's the sex robot?

 

FUll REtarD AhAed

 

No, but she belongs to the same fucktard mindset.

 

bottom, slightly left of centre. Green body.

 

Just played the demo, and as a ME fanboy, I'm really sad.

The graphics that somehow got worse from ME2 (what's up with the plastic faces reflecting light?), the fucking roll-dodge (even bound to the same key of taking cover), the dialogues, the kid, the turdy onelines... hell, my fanboysm is shaking.

Also, Ashley. WTF? They felt the urge to ruin the character even more after 2 min on nonsens in ME2? We left soldier in ME1 only to find a Paris Hilton clone in ME3? I mean WTF?


My only last hope is in Tali.

 

Really, that Liara figure shows exactly what BioWare audience is: Western otakus...

 

wat

It's been some time since I played ME1, but I don't remember her titties being this large? She is that scientist/daughter of someone important or whatever shepard saves from that excavation site, right?

EDIT: There we go...

 

daughter of someone important who ALSO HAS BIG TITS

 

So kawaii, I suspest it's shaped ina way to make it easy to remove from anus.

 

Yeah, I've gotten away with some pretty harsh criticism on there like calling them a depraved hack company and refering to the lead writer as "Hack Walters". Heck, the moderation can be so lax that you can get away with a bit of flaming of other posters too.