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The Quest For Buttons

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Falksi, Feb 8, 2019.

  1. Falksi Arcane

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    I'm looking for a team of mighty adventurers to join me on a no so epic adventure, in a quest to reclaim the Codex's Buttons from the all powerful Dark Underlord.

    I have absolutely no idea how on Earth to do it, other than to post loads of shit in this thread as if we're jouneying across some far off realm as a group of merry Codexers.

    So please feel free to join up & we will see where our fates take us. My name is Falksi, AKA "the Whirlpong", a shunned weakling amongst my tribe of warrior monks, once lead by none other than Dark Underlord himself. I'm in great shape despite various autoimmune diseases, and I rarely bath.

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    STR - 10
    DEX - 15
    PER - 17
    CON - 10
    INT - 14
    WIS - 14
    CHA - 16

    I still sense the good in Dark Underlord, and have not lost faith that he can return to the light side.

    I set off in search of adventure with a sack full of easily digestable food, supportive meds, and the most key ingrediant of all................Hope.

    First stop, the Codex GRPG thread. A place where many a merry adventure lurks, some maybe even willing to join me on this foolish quest.
     
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  2. TheSentinel Arcane

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    what the fuck is this shit stat?
     
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  3. nikolokolus Arcane

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    Get the fuck outta here with that shit

    STR 14
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    SIZ 12
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    POW 18
    DEX 16
    APP 6

    :obviously:
     
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  4. Falksi Arcane

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    Perpendicular Bisector Skill.

    Welcome to our merry band of 2 Nikolokolus. Where do you fancy heading first? Weapons shop, for some ale at the inn, or the whorehouse?
     
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  5. nikolokolus Arcane

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    I think we should go to the library and and do research on the occult tomes of the Elder Gods before we try to take on the cultists of Dagon. (SAN loss -1D6).
     
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  6. Dawkinsfan69 Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Bethestard

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    APP 420

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  7. Falksi Arcane

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    Sounds good. I'll join you after I pickup some scrolls from the whorehouse.
     
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  8. Falksi Arcane

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    A merry band of 3 now. Welcome Dawkinsfan. A man of much power, only to be crippled with the disease of niggeritus.

    We welcome you none-the less.
     
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  9. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    ROFL, larping will only make the trollking laugh

    What do you mean return to the light side?

    this is the true nature of DU, the light you are seeing are the flames of hell

    :evilcodex:
     
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  10. theSavant Prophet

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    STR: -1000
    DEX: -1000
    PER: -1000
    CON: -1000
    INT: -1000
    WIS: -1000
    CHA: -1000



    Party died.


    :stabbedintheback:



    Too bad. My minus stats pulled the whole party down. Quest failed. :positive:
     
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  11. Generic-Giant-Spider Arcane

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    STR - 10
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    CHA - 20

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    I have a BOYISH CHARM.
     
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  12. sorinmask Just like Yves, I chase tales. Patron

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    STR - 12
    DEX - 16
    CON - 12
    INT - 18
    WIS - 16
    CHA - 6

    Race: Orc
    Class: Monk

    :argh: Let's do this! :incline:
     
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  13. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    Hey, your strenght should be like 1500 or so, Spider-Man is fucking strong
     
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  14. Sigourn Arcane

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    My name is Elizabeth! I seduce the enemy and fuck them to death. My body is flexible like few others. I'm built to last.

    STR - 4
    PER - 8
    END - 7
    CHR - 3
    INT - 5
    AGI - 8
    LCK - 5

    I'm also better fit to run the Codex with my administrator skills. I'm also a qualified physician thanks to my training as a Follower of the Apocalypse.

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  15. karnak Arcane Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
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    INT - 19
    WIS - 18
    CHA - 16

    Human Warrior-King
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  16. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    I'm a cactus, so not very useful. But I'm really good for morale (we all have our delusions). And I'm a 100% green

    STR - 3
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    END - 8
    CHR - 5
    INT - 2
    AGI - 8
    LCK - 6

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  17. Falksi Arcane

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    Well I'm well nackard from the whorehouse. Sorry chaps, spent a fair bit of our gold.

    But great to see the Merry band has grown in size in my absence! :) Generic-Giant-Spider's boyish charm can be used to entice & distract the online pedophile's which frequent this dark realm, sorinmask's a fellow baldie, so whilst the other's get their hair done we can spit roast Eliabeth, and get her to do a stock check. karnak coz you're last to the 3 baldies crew you get whichever hole's left I'm afraid mate, and I've bagsed Elizabeth's tight little shitbox. Grauken we will use you as a sex toy on her.

    Whilst some may want us to mourn theSavant, time is of the essence, so lets just pinch his goods and set off to our next goal - the inn.
     
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  18. Sigourn Arcane

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    Yes sir! Elizabeth, reporting for sex duty!

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  19. Falksi Arcane

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    :shredder:

    Well we've found our first button! Elizabeth's "love button"

    :bounce:

    Time for me to rest now chaps. Keep the good search going whilst I recharge.
     
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  20. sorinmask Just like Yves, I chase tales. Patron

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    As a monk, and obviously of lawful nature, I shall not embark so easily onto such debaucheries.

    As we are about to gaze into the abyss, I shall proceed to practice to aquire the blind fight feat.

    :greatjob:
     
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  21. HarveyBirdman Scholar

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    My opinion doesn't really matter given how new I am, but it'd be cooler to convert all buttons into smilies and leave it at that.
     
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  22. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    You're doing it wrong, we're into degenerate gameplay
     
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  23. Jacob Hey, it's me, I Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    STR - 16
    DEX - 12
    GIR - 6
    CON - 6
    INT - 8
    WIZ - 4
    CHA - 3

    Rolling my stats now.
     
    Jacob rolled 18-sided di(c)e: 7 Total: 60
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  24. Jacob Hey, it's me, I Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    wait, how many sides should i use, is it really 18?
     
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  25. Falksi Arcane

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    6 6 16. Number of the beast with a walking stick.

    Have we our first demon in the posse? I look forward to seeing your pick Jacob to find out...........

    Ah, a wise move Sorin & one which leaves my weaker willed nature more female holes to exploit. Grauken the Cacatur gets rammed deep into Elizabeth to compensate.

    Now time to finish up that rest so our merry band can set off for the first town in the morning.

    Buttons Aquired:
    1) Elizebeth's "Love" Button
     
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