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The Slavic invasion

Discussion in 'MP Gaming' started by Isiloon, May 6, 2016.

  1. Eadee Learned

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    "Slavic invasion" I feel like we failed to get the setting right. Maybe it should've been 5 slavs vs 3 NATO players ^^
     
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  2. Dayyālu Arcane

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    That could have gone two ways

    We get another player that tries to drown us in chaff on turn 40 before getting slaughtered by battlemagic

    or the Slavs gets a proper leader and we get zerg rushed by soulless Asian death machines

    I'd like to understand some things when we do a postmortem, though
     
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  3. mondblut Arcane

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. mondblut Arcane

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    Meanwhile in Pythium:

    [​IMG]

    Think what you will, but we know how to party.
     
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  5. Dreaad Arcane

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    Btw our leader went on vacation, so. One month extension pls.

    ... I'm serious.
     
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  6. Dayyālu Arcane

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    Lol.

    No.

    One of the subordinates plays his turns. We do the same. I have guessed your team is collapsing, but I'm not extending for a month.
     
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  7. mondblut Arcane

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    Methinks present continuous is a wrong tense to use here. :roll:

    The people of Pythium, for one, welcomes its eurointegration and the collapse of communism.
     
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  8. Dayyālu Arcane

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    It's the first time I can say that the cause behind it all was Jews.

    And it's even true.
     
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  9. mondblut Arcane

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    There is a reason Gath weren't in the game. They work behind the shadows...
     
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  10. KoolNoodles Arcane

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    Where are your friends Pythium?

    [​IMG]

    Mictlan....Bogarus...surely they could have sent something. Most of that is just small raiding forces.
     
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  11. Dreaad Arcane

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    Wat?! Capitalist propaganda! Isiloon is flying to UNSC to discuss your mom anal prolapse collapse =DD, quated from him... I dkn what that means. But, our leader has spoken.
     
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  12. KoolNoodles Arcane

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    Ok, this one is probably over. Well fought?

    Show Spoiler

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  13. Dreaad Arcane

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    Yeah me and the savages held teh communist fort.... just like real life :negative:

    And I didn't even fight anyone :russia:
     
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  14. Dayyālu Arcane

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    I was slower in cutting you to pieces merely due to the fact that we spawned in the shittiest part of the map, where movement is terrible and there is a single path through wastelands and mountains.

    Plus, you fought plenty.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Dreaad Arcane

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    I staled that turn! Incompetent commanders.
     
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  16. KoolNoodles Arcane

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    All hail freedom.
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  17. Dayyālu Arcane

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    I'd suggest to call game over, because this has been a massacre. Congrats to everyone involved, it was fun. We're all brothers now!










    As a post mortem, I'd like to ask what the fuck happened to Team Slavs. You pretty much collapsed without firing a shot, and your research was subpar for the whole game. The heck happened?
     
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  18. mondblut Arcane

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    Long overdue, lol.

    Beats me. Never played Pythium before (and never will, lol). P.much no magic except N. And combining hydras with anything else proved to be a bad idea :roll:

    Being stretched in a thin line all along the enemy border didn't help either.
     
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  19. Eadee Learned

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    So, where did we mess up?

    As a german I'm not used to win big wars in the end...

    I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!! :argh:
     
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  20. Zzz Savant Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin 2 Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    The Slavic Invasion that Wasn't
    *An angel of fury awakens*
    [​IMG] Master, direct me to your enemies. My robes shall by dyed red, as red as the flag of those godless heathens.
    [​IMG] Well, about that. While it is true we've been trying to contact the celestial sphere for aid these past few years, it turns out that the state of our enemies is...
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG] ...
    *The angel of fury returns to slumber*
    [​IMG] Well, that went better than I was expecting. I thought an angel of fury would be more ferocious, somehow.
     
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  21. Eadee Learned

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    God I hate this notbeingabletoratepostsinthefirstyear shit. Seriously! Give me the number of that Angel of Fury! I need to set things straight on this board! :argh:
     
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