The Slavic invasion

[KoolNoodles]

Also, Dreaad , it seems the natives of High Father have rebuffed the teachings of Socialism? Don't worry, NATO Enforcers UN Peackeepers are on the way to secure the territory.

 

[Zzz]

Marignon's army of mercenary archers was unable to deliver Freedom™ to Dry Reach, it looks likely now that the province will instead be overtaken by the sinister forces of Mictlan, and forced into slavery.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Hey Isiloon can you update the op to show who exactly is playing what nation? I want to know which commie bastard I am stomping on with glorious Jomon shark soldiers.

 

[Dreaad]

Isiloon - Mictlan
Dreaad - Tein Chi
Muty - Bogarus
Monty - Pythium

Also goddam elemental spamming potato wizards!

 

[KoolNoodles]

Isiloon - Mictlan
Dreaad - Tein Chi
Muty - Bogarus
Monty - Pythium

Also goddam elemental spamming potato wizards!

Ok, so focus on Bogarus/Pythium, Mictlan leadership will go insane halfway through and probably backstab you guys, ignore/contain TC. Thanks!

Spoiler

(Wait, monty? He's too quiet, usually that means somebody who is actually trying.)

 

[Isiloon]

I knew moving my army west would pay off, the incompetence of the capitalist pigs shows through and my anticipation of your failure is rewarded.

This province will be the location of a new monument to the glory of socialism

Spoiler

 

[Isiloon]

Also - who's who on team nazi?

Spoiler

Gay/Trans = Koolnoodles
Entitled Nigger = Dayyalu
Closet Paedophile = ZZZZ
Nazi = the other guy who never posts

 

[Isiloon]

Jomon is writing me some shitty propaganda

It is you that should fear the deadly beasts I have sent underwater to claim the seas.

Spoiler

 

[Eadee]

Nazi = the other guy who never posts

Am I doing this wrong?

 

[Dreaad]

I believe what our glorious leader was trying to ask, is who is playing what on your team.

 

[Dayyālu]

Man: Dayyalu

Jomon: KoolNoodles

Ulm: Eadee

Marignon: Zzz


The only point I'd like to make that, despite my Latin heritage, I'm more on the "closet pedophile" side of things than on the, ehm, "Entitled nigger" (such creativity!)

On other matters, I have no opinions.

Bar that shields and crossbows are awesome.

Also goddam elemental spamming potato wizards!

Ahh, yes. That was funny. Very funny. You did not scout recon before, right?

 

[mondblut]

(Wait, monty? He's too quiet, usually that means somebody who is actually trying.)

I am simply rendered speechless by the graphs

 

[KoolNoodles]

You guys have the optimal start position, just being slow about it.

Now, Mictlan.....which province will you go for? The safe bet, or the one where you lose to me?

 

[mondblut]

Pythine People's Republic denies any responsibility for a tragic incident befalling a jomonese official. A person spotted running away from the scene probably purchased pythine uniform at a voentorg store.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Pythine People's Republic denies any responsibility for a tragic incident befalling a jomonese official. A person spotted running away from the scene probably purchased pythine uniform at a voentorg store.

By Grabthar's Hammer, he shall be avenged!

 

[Isiloon]

Extension please, hotmail isnt working

 

[mondblut]

Awful lot of accidents lately.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Awful lot of accidents lately.

I feel like both of us are going to have a long couple of "peaceful" years.

 

[mondblut]

I feel like both of us are going to have a long couple of "peaceful" years.

There can't be any peace for as long as the proletariat is enslaved by imperialism, until the complete victory of worldwide revolution!

Having said that, it was just an accident. Or possibly capitalist provocation.

 

[Dreaad]

Moar proof of communism's superior warriors. Weak capitalist dandy boys, hiding behind their shields and the rotten mercenaries they associate with, all sent home. Now the midget colony can be enslaved liberated.... and put to work for the greater good.

Spoiler

Sheeit, lucky those scum didn't fire their crossbows a second time .

 

[Isiloon]

Okay so.

The glorious people's republic of Mictlan had some stupid liberal bitch who was creating protests...

Glorious protectors community of government defense agents dispatched this uncultured wench, she died by rock to the cranium 3 times... doctors proclaim suicide.

Yet as was foretold by the conspiracy theories of old, she WAS an agent of the Satanite West Neo-Globalist Agenda.

Using her vile illuminati triangle POWERS learned from reading the Torah rotated by Pi+Fibonacci degrees, she cast an evil spell upon the land.

It was known as the Gayropean Union Master Ensalve

Spoiler

One star for each level of misfortune.

As a side effect of the intense power of this evil entity.. a residual fallout of magic was left on the land.

Later that day.. the fact that she died had become obvious to the public because her squealing in the media was incredibly intense, it was like a banshee's wail in destructive power, yet magnetic to the powers of all the faggots who took up arms and rose up against order and stability.

Boosted by consumption of narcotic cocktails, these gay blond men attacked with steel and steroids.

The Police.. there was only a few.. because we are a peaceful society - they were completely butchered...

People's administrator Huehue didn't stand a chance. He was overwhelmed and sodomized. We will never forget this.

By the holy power of 4th Rome and the peoples of the earth we will cleanse this filth with our divine power

 

[Isiloon]

I can see we slapped you faggot cunts in Nertheast Blessed BASIN

 

[Isiloon]

The people's defense forces anticipated that the Marignonians would immediately seize the opportunity to take control of the homosexual revelers.

I had to dump my slaves in a different province to get mapmove 2 and get into the adjacent province you bastard.

The homo-revelers were promptly destroyed, when the Marignonians arrived to annex the gays, people's defense forces were waiting.

The gays with swords were killed or imprisoned to a life of labor to repent for their sins, while the Marignonians were shown the futility of their attempts to destroy our superior genetically enhanced leopard men with crossbows

 

[mondblut]

Jomonese embassy seems to be running short on 2nd deputy secretaries. Destiny itself favors the will of the people.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Jomonese embassy seems to be running short on 2nd deputy secretaries. Destiny itself favors the will of the people.

Jomon has 6 different embassies, with more on the way. There are plenty more pajama secretaries to be had!

Also R&D has thrown out ethics after witnessing PRP's grotesque mutant snake experiment. Testing on humans has been ok'd. More to follow.....