The Slavic invasion

[Eadee]

Meanwhile Ulm uses excess RP to:

- prove Unified Forces Theory
- solve the Travelling Salesman Problem and all but one of the Millennium Problems
- develop an environmentally friendly, sustainable way to cover the estimated demand of gas...
- and finally do the tax return of all citizens of NATO countries, covering it up as:

"And what do we do on wednesday?"
Illuminated one - R&D

 

[mondblut]

Meanwhile Ulm uses excess RP to:

- prove Unified Forces Theory
- solve the Travelling Salesman Problem and all but one of the Millennium Problems
- develop an environmentally friendly, sustainable way to cover the estimated demand of gas...
- and finally do the tax return of all citizens of NATO countries, covering it up as:

"And what do we do on wednesday?"
Illuminated one - R&D

All while the happy communist utopia has a typical, unremarkable month:

 

[mondblut]

Jomonese embassy seems to be running short on 2nd deputy secretaries. Destiny itself favors the will of the people.

Jomon has 6 different embassies, with more on the way. There are plenty more pajama secretaries to be had!

Good, good. Bring us more acorns, proklyatyj kapitalist.

 

[Eadee]

I'll be away from any computer thats able to run dominions from 10 till 16 of september. If someone from Team NATO could play my turns during that time or we pause the game for that time, that'd be great!

 

[KoolNoodles]

I'll be away from any computer thats able to run dominions from 10 till 16 of september. If someone from Team NATO could play my turns during that time or we pause the game for that time, that'd be great!

I am always ready to assume control if need be. Plus I could take a look at that ol' Ulm blood economy.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Jomonese embassy seems to be running short on 2nd deputy secretaries. Destiny itself favors the will of the people.

Jomon has 6 different embassies, with more on the way. There are plenty more pajama secretaries to be had!

Good, good. Bring us more acorns, proklyatyj kapitalist.

I see you felt bad about not getting me a present for the Emperor's birthday. Thanks for the gifts!

 

[mondblut]

Foulest treachery! Tschah, the secretary of embassy, was peacefully traveling through Jomon to deliver curious antiquities recently recovered from the diminutive natives of Fang Ridge to the people's museum of Low Suthok for all the proletariat to marvel at, when greedy and envious jomonese capitalists have inspired a mob to attack him despite his diplomatic immunity! Hundreds of ignorant thugs have descended to beat Tschah to death and steal the relics belonging to the proletariat. The People's Republic of Pythium demands to return its rightful possessions at once, and to hand out the instigators of this foul crime for a just trial and subsequent hanging.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Foulest treachery! Tschah, the secretary of embassy, was peacefully traveling through Jomon to deliver curious antiquities recently recovered from the diminutive natives of Fang Ridge to the people's museum of Low Suthok for all the proletariat to marvel at, when greedy and envious jomonese capitalists have inspired a mob to attack him despite his diplomatic immunity! Hundreds of ignorant thugs have descended to beat Tschah to death and steal the relics belonging to the proletariat. The People's Republic of Pythium demands to return its rightful possessions at once, and to hand out the instigators of this foul crime for a just trial and subsequent hanging.

Jomon deeply regrets any uncivilized action by the common folk that leads to these tragedies. Unfortunately the "relics" you speak of seem to have disappeared. A shame, as the Emperor is now doubly disapointed as he thought they were gifts! A UN task force has been deployed to the province in question to get to the bottom of it, and you have our word that they will produce a full and independent report.

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[Muty]

Tremble in fear capitalist pigs, tavarish Putin I the Short is coming for you!

:russia:

 

[Eadee]

So, the time has come:

We settled for athlete names, right?

 

[mondblut]

Yeah.

People's Republic of Pythium is being blessed with a constant flow of masters of games. I am going to run out of greek athlete names soon, lol.

 

[Isiloon]

People's supreme leader Babushkya blyat has send ArchMage of the Naval forces Tecciztecatl to claim a throne for socialism.

The Throne shall be the site of a gulag, where the perpetrators of entropy shall be sent to be processed for the betterment of the people (+5 slaves per month bitches)

Perverted capitalist Satanites have created Monsanto, the Genetrically modified Oak Tree (+20 nature gems per month)m

This sort of unrestricted biological research is an abhorrence to nature itself, we must not let ourselves be threatened with such dark power - we must do our own research, in our fields of strength to counter with asymmetric warfare.

 

[Isiloon]

It's almost like real life, the Satanite west leads on almost every metric, except Military!

 

[Isiloon]

The Russians are coming

 

[KoolNoodles]

The Russians are coming

I forget, is that the part in the movie(Fifth Element) right before they all blow up?

 

[KoolNoodles]

This seems fitting because we just cast Mother Oak.

 

[mondblut]

Again socialism shows its superiority. While crippled children in the west grow into sorcery-practicing nerds, socialist children grow in athletic schools to gain world fame as strongest at their sports.

 

[Isiloon]

We celebrate the glory of socialism

 

[Eadee]

KN might need to resend turns in order to play my turns the upcoming days, so don't be confused.

 

[Isiloon]

Release the SC's

 

[Isiloon]

Request changing turn timer to 48h (especially since wasteland 2 is going to start soon)

I need time to do my meditation squats.

 

[KoolNoodles]

That won't help you, but sure. Seems fine.

 

[Dreaad]

That won't help you, but sure. Seems fine.

Seems fine he says. 2 turns later still 24 hours. More capitalist cheating.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Don't you guys have the password ffs? I was just agreeing with Isiloon, do your own dirty work.

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Fine I'll change it.

 

[Eadee]

KN please give me my nazi zombies err vampires back.
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