The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

this fucking shit, it only lacks his dick swinging out, fucking distatefull, *spits on the ground*.

Is this is what the core witcher audience expects? who are these people? they are as bad as bioware crowd.

 

The wither series is mostly famous for its mature approach to sex after all.

*remember the TW1 sex cards*

 

Like sex on a unicorn?

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I watched a bit of it. The guy playing it was dumb as a bag of hammers. He kept entering a Nilfgaardian outpost, drawing his sword for no reason and getting fucking rekt like 3 or 4 times i na row. He couldn't figure out why they kept killing him. And half of the footage was in 140p, cause that dumbfuck didn't know how to reset the stream.

 

Going to agree to disagree since visual quality is largely subjective, but I think Witcher 3 has a ton of areas in which it has clear improvements over Witcher 2, with a few minor subtractions because hey there's hundreds of models on screen at once.

 

I thought you were joking, but I just watched the Conan witcher 3 skit. WTF?

 

instant

 

Better than a sex with a unicorn. DAI already had sex with bulls, unicorns are a small next step.

 

Anyone seen if people react if you take their shit Gothic style?

Meh, that was annoying in Witcher 2 because rolling was the fastest way to get around (if you'd upgrade it) and you could only roll with your sword out (for some reason). I remember Vergen guards constantly yelling threats at me as I rolled through the town.

 

I guess you can say they hated seeing you rolling

 

FUCK SAKE THIS ROLL MEME IS EXCLUSIVE TO POTATO RPG.

 

Yes, yes and the next logical step is sex with mermaids/sirens. I even have a scientific graph on how sex with a mermaid is possible. Take notes CDPR!




Zoom into the left drawing. Two vertebrae down from where the hipbones meet in front you'll see a vertical blue line.

 

Not really, couple of French games have it too.

 

What are the trolls doing in that post. Honestly, it's very naive of you to assume they don't have mermaid fucking in TW3 already.

 

Here's the whole thing, hilarious as usual:

 

Lady of the Lake (open) Lady of the Lake (close)

and he didn't mind other (humanoid) beings / monsters as well:

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just rage-quitted a bit after doing a lengthy walk around in act 3 swamp.

 

Mermaids in Witcher world lay eggs or something like that. There was short story about dude and mermaid trying to be together. She wanted him to change into triton (?) he wanted her human.

 

That's why i played the first witcher only two times,the game has too much backtracking,for every god damn clue geralt found,he had to go back and talk about the next clue,rinse repeat.It was tedious and that's the second major flaw of the game, beside the lousy combat.I fear that the Witcher 3 will have the same problem and now with the world being so big,imagine the amount of

 

He's got a horse now, brother.

 

That problem exists in games it shouldn't be in too. I recently played E.Y.E for a little bit and that game is completely retarded with this sort of thing. It doesn't have much of it but what makes it ridiculous is the fact that while doing a quest some dude is constantly giving me instructions or clues. When I finish the quest I have to go back to him only for him give me some instructions and clues and tell me to get back out there.

The worst offender I ever seen though is FC2. A dude calls you on the phone and gives you coordinates to come and meet him. When you reach him all he does is give you 3 lines about what you have to do. Why couldn't he told me that crap on the phone?

 

Because developers wants you play longer,to make you say ''My god,i played for 100 hours and still didn't finished it'',that's how everything works these days,they tell you the game length is 100-200 hours and then you realise you spend 100 hours going back and forth like a retard for trivial things.That's what people call quantity over quality and that's why i hate most of the open world games.

 

It's awesome, they concluded the 3rd chapter with Geralt nearly dying to an ambush after discovering a royal coup, only to be teleported away at the last minute.



Upon arriving and witnessing a drowned city rising to the surface with 'fishpeople' living in there, a water nymph told him she lost her necklace when bathing near the village and she will be pleased to reward Geralt with useful trinkets if he kills a named Drowner to recover the missing necklace.



Old habits die hard indeed.