The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

Thread about fags in TW turns into discussion about Marxism and Iiberals... It's like reading the Codex.

 

So uh, trailer soon?

 

Yes, there will be a trailer on that Spike TV "award show"

I imagine if this was rendered in Witcher 2's engine Geralt's armor would glow as if it were made out of radioactive materials.

 

It could have been shorter a bit. Really.

 

That's how the potato rolls.

 

This has been a thing for a while with Hollywood blockbusters. Not sure if it has been done before with video games.

 

Was that Marilyn Manson at the end

 

I *think* there already was a trailer of a trailer for either this part or for TW2.

 

So, is it a sequel? Or is it set in-between books?

 

It is set between the two short stories collection, Last Wish and Sword of Destiny.

 

It's like a TV spot, that's why it is so short.

 

Baaaww gaemplay getting in the way of story

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-19-the-witcher-3-what-is-a-next-gen-rpg

 

Tomaszkiewicz you fucker Witcher 2 had the wrong kind of difficulty because of Geralt's extended and unpredictable context-sensitive animations, which Dark Souls doesn't have.

Potatoes gonna potato.

...what?

Me, I complained about it. It was puerile and unnecessary. Animated softcore porn.

Hee.

 

BRING BACK THE BOOBIE CARDS

 

Mods will fix it.

 

That sounds a bit like "no my child isnt retarded, its special and has advantages..... in his own special way."

 

CDPR always say weird and inane shit in interviews for some reason, doesn't necessarily mean anything for the game.

 

Sex cards are a MUST instead of this Biowarian porn drama we had in TW2. Until they provide a proper German porn with live actress, we will always have a lackluster sex scenes in our games.

UNLESS they go back to this:

 

I have whined about it before, but damn it if it doesn't bear repeating: that Witcher 2 sex-scence with the filthy ghoul of a protagonist humpin away at the skanky red-haired witch was horrendous to watch, and much unlike the sex-for-payment and boob cards racket in the first game, it wasn't even up to the player whether to trigger it or not. To think that I could play through the whole Witcher game as a pure born-again virgin Templar-wannabe, happily hunting libruhal elves and midgets and going no-homo bro with Siegfried while avoiding all the dirty sinful sex-stuff, only to import my character into the sequel and not even last an hour before those degenerate cyber-rapists at CD Projekt *forced* me to see disgusting zombie porn against my will!

 

To see Roguey butthurt - thank you CDPR!

 

Hm, well, there was such an option in the first game after that potion for Triss quest, but I don't think the second game had anything like that since the scene with her was part of the cinematic prologue. So, mighty offensive indeed, the game violated me it did! Now sure, maybe I could have hit ESC or something to skip to actual gameplay, but then I could have missed out on possibly vital information which would have been extremely unfair, plus, if freedom has taught me anything it is to never bend down before terrorist oppresshun. Hence I had to suffer it, but it was totally not consensual bro. Would sue those rapist scumbags right of the bat if I was a Kwan and could get juicy damages to soothe the pain from my emotional scars and extreme trauma.