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UnderRail review at RPS - and it's negative!

Discussion in 'Underrail' started by Infinitron, May 22, 2017.

  1. HeatEXTEND Cipher Patron

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    I looked at the comment section of the original review again. Bad choice :prosper:
     
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  2. coldcrow Prophet Patron

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    It's pretty much a :deadhorse: , but this one cracks me up
    I had to read it twice to understand his problem.
     
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  3. Sacibengala Savant

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    His problem is from birth, it is called neonatal poor brain oxygenation.
     
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  4. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite

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    Guys, Sin Vega is not a guy. I already called her a bint (which was hilarious because I don't even remember it, good going past-me)
     
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  5. CruduxCruo Augur Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy


    Sin Vega's HIV test comes back - and it's positive!
     
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  6. Blaine Cis-Het Oppressor Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Millennial tranny "gaming journalist" and blogger can't into Underrail?

    I'm shocked and horribly insulted.
     
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  7. Sykar Arcane

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    RPS fans are among the dumbest fuckards around. Just read this shit:


    Fenix how do you feel having such a retard using a similar name?

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    Hell and damnation, there is no salvation for the blistering stupidity of these utterly irredeemable retards.
     
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  8. Stavrophore Liturgist

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    REPEAT AFTER ME, "BIG MONEY", YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, BIG FUCKING MONEY. STYG YOU MOTHERFUCKING RICH FUCK, YOU HIT THE GOLDEN MOTHERLODE. IVE PAID 10 EUROS, REPEAT AFTER ME: "BIG MONEY" TRUST ME IT'S "BIG MONEY". WE HAVE THE BIGGEST MONEY FOLKS, THE BIGGEST BELIEVE ME!.
     
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  9. Incendax Augur

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    Easy. Because it was Wasteland without actually being Wasteland.
     
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  10. Fenix Cipher Vatnik

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    Nah, he is Dark Fenix, that's explain everything. :D


    What? it's from that revio or something?
    Like what the fuk that mean? Simplistic gameplay? Unbalanced? Gamplay from last century?
    I would just beheaded that guy and continued with my business.
     
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  11. Stavrophore Liturgist

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    Wow, one time when i can agree with literal communist.
     
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  12. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    Do people still read RPS?
     
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  13. Sykar Arcane

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    "People" reading RPS:

    [​IMG]

    :smug:
     
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  14. jewboy Arbiter

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    I am downloading Underrail because of this thread. Actually I find RPS usually has better game reviews than other sites, but I'm open to suggestions for better ones. I usually default to either RPS or Eurogamer. I'd love to know of a site that has decent game reviews. I used to hope for a VaultDweller review despite 'good for what it is', but I guess he's too busy these days. It's hard to write good reviews and well Millennials usually neither read nor write and the rest of us are too busy dying of old age.
     
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  15. Blaine Cis-Het Oppressor Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    https://rpgcodex.net/content.php
    http://www.outofeight.info/

    In all seriousness, aside from a very few little-known outlets, there really isn't anywhere anymore.
     
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  16. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    Also get the expansion,it adds a lot of things. Oh and download cheatengine so you could use the speed hacks. If nothings else,the reviewer is right about how slow the game is,you do need those speed hacks.
     
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  17. thesoup Arcane

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    If you need speedhacks, just cut your dick off.
     
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  18. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    Fuck off old man,i can still get what is going on the screen even if it is faster. I don't want to spend 700 hours watching my character move from one station to another.
     
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  19. ArchAngel Arcane

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    But think how much more Vodka you can drink in 700h.
     
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  20. Chaotic_Heretic Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    I actually start my drinking session and underrail playing during evenings after work.

    When sober, I start with 2x cheatengine and >>>>> ingame. (effective 4x)

    When I get drunk (or crawler rape) it is reduced to 1x cheatengine and >>> ingame. (effective 1.5x)
     
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  21. underground nymph Educated

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    Oh I remember RPS shitty road to retartedness with this review being a paramount of dumb writing.
     
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  22. markec Twitterbot Patron

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Project: Eternity Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Their New Vegas review is still top of their retarded writing.
     
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  23. Sweeper Learned

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    We all know why it got a bad review right?
    It's too difficult. He had a bad build.
    But he couldn't say that so he had to explain it away with
    >plot bad
    Who gives a shit, it's a pure combatfag game you brainlet.

    From one of the comments:
    Personally I blame Bethesda, Larian and CDPR for bringing the difficulty curve way too low.

    The same exact fucking thing happened when a bunch of dumb fags got into PF:KM expecting D:OS 2, and the wailing of
    graced all the steam reviews.

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    I agree about walking speed which was atrocious at release, don't @ me.
     
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  24. AndrewCC Novice

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    I'm surprised.
    When you get to be as old as the average Codexer, I'd have imagined that games that are pointlessly wasting your (little remaining) time with filler would be frowned upon.
     
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  25. Sykar Arcane

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    You fucking retard, people have been critizising UR for it. Unlike many other games you have the option of going stealth optionally with Interloper and evade a lot of filler combat fairly easily in hard. Dominating is more difficult but not impossible to get through large portions of the game. Stealth synergizes well with a variety of builds like smgs, sniper rifles, crossbows, any melee and psi still leaving plenty of customization.
     
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