Incline V2 Full Throttle + Manual

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Now devoted 24/7 to turning Grimoire V2 out to eager millions before August ends, working on it like madman.

Crying tears of blood from CRT monitor burn and have just begun blasting right into pants without bathroom breaks.

OH ITZ COMING HOMEY BIG TIME

Mini-games! New areas! New NPCS! Brand new puzzles! Closure of all remaining plot elements in Grimoire! Improvements to everything! Master inventory screen and other ultra win bonuses include total of THREE title screens configurable with full MANUAL is on it's way!

 

[Safav Hamon]

This ever going on sale?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

This ever going on sale?

It's going to open with an unbelievable sale and then permanently be marked down in price, probably for good until it leaves for GOG or other mediums and ever greater glory.

 

[agentorange]

Though this was a thread about Full Throttle, a real game, great adventure game, not a fake, garbage game like Grimoire. Fix the title of this thread so more people aren't tricked into clicking on this fake thread for a loser's "game."

 

[aweigh]

*homie

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Though this was a thread about Full Throttle, a real game, great adventure game, not a fake, garbage game like Grimoire. Fix the title of this thread so more people aren't tricked into clicking on this fake thread for a loser's "game."

Can't understand why you feel the need to post to this thread at all. Likely you have no better place to be and nothing better to be doing.

I don't know how you previously slipped the gauntlet but let me fix that for you ...

[IGNORE]

 

[Grauken]

Are these the other, previously tested title screens? If so, neat

 

[Jenkem]

will trading cards and achievements be in V2 or should we wait for V3?

 

[Dorateen]

Ought to be a front page newspost.

 

[GandGolf]

Now devoted 24/7 to turning Grimoire V2 out to eager millions before August ends, working on it like madman...

OH ITZ COMING HOMEY BIG TIME

What happened to your job where you had to work 30 hours a day, 10 days a week for a penny a month? What happened to the thousand mile commute that you had to make crawling on your hands and knees through swamps and jungles and minefields that were infested with crocodiles, piranha, poisonous snakes and spiders, sharks, leeches, parasitic worms and insects, man eating kangaroos, and golden baby eating dingos? It's doubtful that either version 2 or the manual will come out before the end of the year let alone before the end of August.

 

[LootSeeker]

Now devoted 24/7 to turning Grimoire V2 out to eager millions before August ends, working on it like madman...

OH ITZ COMING HOMEY BIG TIME

What happened to your job where you had to work 30 hours a day, 10 days a week for a penny a month? What happened to the thousand mile commute that you had to make crawling on your hands and knees through swamps and jungles and minefields that were infested with crocodiles, piranha, poisonous snakes and spiders, sharks, leeches, parasitic worms and insects, man eating kangaroos, and golden baby eating dingos? It's doubtful that either version 2 or the manual will come out before the end of the year let alone before the end of August.

You're viewing things from the perspective of a lowly human. Neanderthals move more quickly than we do. Time works differently for them. HE can do all that you have said and more. While your ancestors were staring at walls and chasing each other with poop on the end of sticks for entertainment, HE already invented fire, shaped stone and channeled water. Surely he will meet this self-imposed deadline so that we can fully experience and immerse ourselves at the foot of his masterpiece. Have faith.

 

[Barbarian]

Hey Cleve, whatever happened to the planned video interview with Matt Barton? I was really looking forward to that.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

The only way that Grimoire V2 could be improved even further would be for Cleve to add a third rideable giant turtle to the game.

 

[Grauken]

Your turtle fetish is getting out of hand

 

[taxalot]

It's not coming out.

 

[Valky]

I'm looking forward very much to this.

 

[ProphetSword]

Now devoted 24/7 to turning Grimoire V2 out to eager millions before August ends, working on it like madman...

OH ITZ COMING HOMEY BIG TIME

What happened to your job where you had to work 30 hours a day, 10 days a week for a penny a month? What happened to the thousand mile commute that you had to make crawling on your hands and knees through swamps and jungles and minefields that were infested with crocodiles, piranha, poisonous snakes and spiders, sharks, leeches, parasitic worms and insects, man eating kangaroos, and golden baby eating dingos? It's doubtful that either version 2 or the manual will come out before the end of the year let alone before the end of August.

You're viewing things from the perspective of a lowly human. Neanderthals move more quickly than we do. Time works differently for them. HE can do all that you have said and more. While your ancestors were staring at walls and chasing each other with poop on the end of sticks for entertainment, HE already invented fire, shaped stone and channeled water. Surely he will meet this self-imposed deadline so that we can fully experience and immerse ourselves at the foot of his masterpiece. Have faith.

Yes. Because if it’s one thing that Cleve is known for, it’s for making his deadlines on time. Just ask anyone.

 

[Gragt]

It's not coming out.

That’s what she said.

 

[kintake]

It's not coming out.

That’s what she said.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Your turtle fetish is getting out of hand

But my parrot fetish is well in hand!

 

[PulsatingBrain]

I shall hold my breath in anticipation

 

[Nekot-The-Brave]

I'm looking forward to August. Cleve has that ultra game maker money like JC now, there's no reason why he wouldn't be able to make it!

 

[LootSeeker]

Now devoted 24/7 to turning Grimoire V2 out to eager millions before August ends, working on it like madman...

OH ITZ COMING HOMEY BIG TIME

What happened to your job where you had to work 30 hours a day, 10 days a week for a penny a month? What happened to the thousand mile commute that you had to make crawling on your hands and knees through swamps and jungles and minefields that were infested with crocodiles, piranha, poisonous snakes and spiders, sharks, leeches, parasitic worms and insects, man eating kangaroos, and golden baby eating dingos? It's doubtful that either version 2 or the manual will come out before the end of the year let alone before the end of August.

You're viewing things from the perspective of a lowly human. Neanderthals move more quickly than we do. Time works differently for them. HE can do all that you have said and more. While your ancestors were staring at walls and chasing each other with poop on the end of sticks for entertainment, HE already invented fire, shaped stone and channeled water. Surely he will meet this self-imposed deadline so that we can fully experience and immerse ourselves at the foot of his masterpiece. Have faith.

Yes. Because if it’s one thing that Cleve is known for, it’s for making his deadlines on time. Just ask anyone.

Very true. However, at least we have a deadline, and even if it turns into next Friday or soon, I think he will deliver. It's all very exciting.

 

[Tse Tse Fly]

Ah I remember when GRIMOIRE was coming out a year ago... I visited the dedicated steam forum like 30 times a day so that l don't miss all the funny and otherwise amusing comments about it and Cleve. Probably the best time I've spent in Internet in all my life. Thank you for this Cleve. And I hope GRIMOIRE will turn out a great game too (haven't had the time to try it yet)!

 

[Dorateen]

Ah I remember when GRIMOIRE was coming out a year ago...

The legendary walk to McDonald's on the night of August 1, just before he was about to push the publish button on steam will go down as one of the defining moments in game development history.