World of Darkness Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 from Hardsuit Labs

[rusty_shackleford]

That's 5th edition. The original had this:

"Vampires are not real" is a triggering statement implying that I'll never have a big tiddy vampire GF.
I'm going to sue them for psychological damage.

 

[skaraher]

I knew vampires are supposed to be sexy, but obsessed with sex? For what purpose? Because they're not sexy in V5 anymore?

Dude, she's not trying to fuck him, she's trying to convince this dumbass neo-nazi to meet up with her so she can drain all his blood.

More like dumbass fascist prick amirite sis ?

 

[fantadomat]

I knew vampires are supposed to be sexy, but obsessed with sex? For what purpose? Because they're not sexy in V5 anymore?

Dude, she's not trying to fuck him, she's trying to convince this dumbass neo-nazi to meet up with her so she can drain all his blood.

And the neo nazi is....

 

[Roguey]

Dude, she's not trying to fuck him, she's trying to convince this dumbass neo-nazi to meet up with her so she can drain all his blood.

RIP JarlFrank

 

[Yosharian]

Nobody actually talks like that. This a whole other level of cringe.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

tfw you larp as a neonazi on tinder because you know all the vampires are cringy sjws

Spoiler

 

[Zombra]

News flash: for the first time ever, VTM dialogue reads like fanfic. Stay tuned for more important updates.

 

[skaraher]

Well, VTM always was fanficky, and with its share of cringe-inducing akward parts. But it used to bask in its own ridiculous edgyness and VTM:B was a perfect exemple of that. nuVTM just seems low energy and depressingly bad.

 

[Delterius]

Well, VTM always was fanficky, and with its share of cringe-inducing akward parts. But it used to bask in its own ridiculous edgyness and VTM:B was a perfect exemple of that. nuVTM just seems low energy and depressingly bad.

its high energy enough to provide me with a unknowable number of pre-orders as well as the permanent attention of a certain bulgarian shïtpöster

 

[fantadomat]

Well, VTM always was fanficky, and with its share of cringe-inducing akward parts. But it used to bask in its own ridiculous edgyness and VTM:B was a perfect exemple of that. nuVTM just seems low energy and depressingly bad.

its high energy enough to provide me with a unknowable number of pre-orders as well as the permanent attention of a certain bulgarian shïtpöster

Well i am pretty much an RPG addict,it is only natural to get my attention. Still in the end it will be some political garbage propaganda.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Dude, she's not trying to fuck him, she's trying to convince this dumbass neo-nazi to meet up with her so she can drain all his blood.

RIGHT? And she's being incredibly subtle about it, too.

 

[Delterius]

TBH if I lived in a world of Damsel, Grunfeld Bach and a thousand other emo shitlarpers I'd expect subtlety to be counterproductive.

When in Rome, ask her not to bite your Nunstück git und Slotermeyer.

 

[ShadowSpectre]

This has been taken from the original tabletop:

That's 5th edition. The original had this:

But what if I chose to identify as a Vampire? Now they are calling me "not real."

 

[WhiteGuts]

I moved to Seattle a couple of months back, I'll investigate the stuff I find ingame for any historical inaccuracies.

 

[Cael]

This has been taken from the original tabletop:

That's 5th edition. The original had this:

But what if I chose to identify as a Vampire? Now they are calling me "not real."

Discrimination against vampires. The irony coming from the woke shits.

 

[Funposter]

Admins please change my username to "little panzerfaust"

 

[Nifft Batuff]

I moved to Seattle a couple of months back, I'll investigate the stuff I find ingame for any historical inaccuracies.

Ok, but do not forget the trigger warnings.

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

Spoiler

Admins please change my username to "little panzerfaust"

I decided to chat with Eviebot about this panzerfaust/vampire issue. It was enlightening.

User: Do you have a little panzerfaust?
Eviebot: No.
User: Why not?
Eviebot: Hey, how are you?
User: I'm a vampire.
Eviebot: Do you sparkle in the sunlight?
User: Only on weekends.
Eviebot: But it's tuesday.
User: No its not.
Eviebot: Yes it is.
User: Its friday.
Eviebot: Oh.
User: So are you a vampire too?
Eviebot: No I'm dead inside.
User: Trust in jesus.
Eviebot: I don't feel comfortable answering that question.
User: I like elf chicks.
Eviebot: Because you might come to my house.
User: Do you live in the sky?
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Do you have a cloud house?
Eviebot: I live in a house but I don't own one.
User: Who owns it?
Eviebot: A family friend.
User: Are they vampires?
Eviebot: Yes like me.

 

[Nines_Anarch]

Nobody actually talks like that. This a whole other level of cringe.

 

[Yosharian]

Aubrey Plaza is so overrat-wait why do I have Infinitron's avatar

 

[Yosharian]

Apparently I am Infinitron now

I don't know how to feel about this development

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Nobody actually talks like that. This a whole other level of cringe.

Awkward women are adorable, unlike awkward men who are creepy.

 

[Yosharian]

She's not actually awkward though, it's just a facade she puts on in an attempt to appear 'zany'.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

She's not actually awkward though, it's just a facade she puts on in an attempt to appear 'zany'.

Even better, all the adorableness with not quite as much crazy.

 

[Sailor Woedica]

Well Baron is supposed to be an Anarch title, no ? Like Isaac and the Voermans in BL1.

I think the next faction after they reveal the Anarchs is going to be VSCO vampires