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Incline Who's your favorite Bioware waifu?

Discussion in 'BioWare' started by Eyestabber, Oct 11, 2019.

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Best Bioware Waifu?

  1. Jaheira. Been waiting for her hubby to croak since the Friendly Arm Inn!!!

  2. Aeerie (really?)

  3. Viconia, cuz I'm into emo chicks

  4. Leliana, because she is like Imoen, but I can actually bone her without mods

  5. The other emo chick, aka Morrigan

  6. Bastila, because constant nagging is my fetish

  7. Cat-lady from Kotor. (can you really bone her? I don't remember)

  8. Chief Williams

  9. Miranda Lawson, daddy issues FTW

  10. Jack, because I'm really brainwashed

  11. Liara something, blue lady from Mass Effect

  12. Lady Aribeth

  13. Wynn, best GILF

  14. Something from ME3/Andromeda/another shitty game I never played

  15. KC

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  1. Eyestabber Arcane Patron

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    An important aspect of the Bioware formula, which I went over in detail here and here, is the waifu element. Bioware taught a generation of nerds that in order to get laid they had simply follow a couple of easy steps:

    Step 1: find annoying bossy bitch
    Step 2: put up with her insane crap
    Step 3: become her BFF walking tampoon
    Step 4: deal with all her retarded issues
    Step 5: ???
    Step 6: Get rewarded with some pussy

    Simple, right? So, anyway, who's your FAVORITE OF ALL TIME Bioware waifu? Why?

    DISCUSS!
     
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  2. conan_edw Savant Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Where's that elf from DA:I
     
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  3. Azalin Arcane Patron

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    No Jade Empire options?
    :rpgcodex:
     
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  4. PulsatingBrain Huge and Ever-Growing Patron

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    Dr. Liara T'Soni motherfucker
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  5. just Educated

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    for me it's leliana
     
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  6. Lord_Potato Erudite

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    Viconia has to be a hot lover. Maybe too dominant, but it's kind of a challenge.

    On the other hand Leliana is bisexual so she could propably be persuaded to do a threesome.

    Also, the pirate chick from DA2 was the only good thing about that game.

    So many options, only one vote.
     
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  7. Dodo1610 Savant

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    Tali'Zorah vas Nomandy

    Don't judge me I was 15 when ME2 was released.
     
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  8. Wyatt_Derp Learned

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    Jack. 'Cause she's a beautiful bird with broken wings.

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  9. Gibson Literate

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    that was also my thought process :D
     
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  10. Tyranicon A Memory of Eternity Developer

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    I’m just disappointed by the lack of orgy options. Whats the point of rocking an amazon squad if theres no reverse gangbang?

    I swear im gonna have to make my own game so this is a thing.
     
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  11. Neanderthal Arcane

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  12. Dishonoredbr Learned

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    Where's Cullen Merrill , i like my girls blood mages and i wouldn't have otherwise.
     
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  13. Comte Arcane

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  14. Eyestabber Arcane Patron

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    That entire questline would NOT be made in #currentyear biowhore. Just a reminder of how quickly the entire world went insane.
     
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  15. iZerw Cipher

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    Cat-lady is a lesbian. You can romance her if you're a woman.
     
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  16. Eyestabber Arcane Patron

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    Ah, so you can't really BONE her, but it's possible to SCISSOR her. I thank you for this very important clarification, fellow poster.
     
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    Because constant nagging IS my fetish. And cause she is a tsundere.
     
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  18. Dodo1610 Savant

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    you're in luck there is a threesome between Leliana, Isabella and the warden in Dragon Age Origins even gets mentioned in the sequel
    You could romance Juhani as a man in the original version though it was removed in the Pc version.
     
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    Williams, although her character gets completely trashed in the sequels, which is a shame.
     
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    Juhani is a character from the award-winning video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003) She is possibly the first lesbian character written for the Star Wars universe. Despite the fact that she kept to herself, even past her time in xenophobic Taris, she had her own little entourage.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuSjC_DOMVE
     
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  21. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite

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    Bioware's never written a character that's my type, but I guess Leliana and Samara are the closest to it if I absolutely had to choose?
     
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    I'll give Lillyallan this, she gives great head.

    Must have rolled ten feet when I cut it off.
     
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    wynn has the body of an 18 year old with the head of an old granny, that's gotta be worth something
     
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  24. Prime Junta Arcane Patron

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  25. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    Chief Williams no doubt first Commissar loves hot med womynz:

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    For Second she was ardently pro humanity and Motherland which would not fly in current year Biowaste:

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    For Third she was made hotter in third part of game which was the only reason Commissar finished it and which would be again not possiblu in current year:


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    Lastly she is most hottest and least crazy of all Bioware waifus Comrades!
     
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