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Incline Who's your favorite Bioware waifu?

Discussion in 'BioWare' started by Eyestabber, Oct 11, 2019.

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Best Bioware Waifu?

  1. Jaheira. Been waiting for her hubby to croak since the Friendly Arm Inn!!!

  2. Aeerie (really?)

  3. Viconia, cuz I'm into emo chicks

  4. Leliana, because she is like Imoen, but I can actually bone her without mods

  5. The other emo chick, aka Morrigan

  6. Bastila, because constant nagging is my fetish

  7. Cat-lady from Kotor. (can you really bone her? I don't remember)

  8. Chief Williams

  9. Miranda Lawson, daddy issues FTW

  10. Jack, because I'm really brainwashed

  11. Liara something, blue lady from Mass Effect

  12. Lady Aribeth

  13. Wynn, best GILF

  14. Something from ME3/Andromeda/another shitty game I never played

  15. KC

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  1. Mexi Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Morrigan, actually. Hottest character BioWare made, and she gives you a kid like Aerie. I'm also really into emo chicks, btw. Their makeup style and clothing style is just hotness to me, but all the emo chicks I've met back in high school were fat and ugly. Never met those petite, hot ones.
     
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  2. Mexi Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Bailey is fucking hot. Granny face with a kicking body.

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    Dat ass

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  3. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    Biowaste did know how to make a good wifu in their games. This is the most diverse poll on the codex lol. There isn't a clear stomper choice,it seems that they managed to check a lot of fetishes with their wifus.
     
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  4. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Yes their older games are at very least serviceable as cheap campy entertainment Comrade, I am checking SWOTOR now and if this was released as single player game it would be GOTY here Comrade. Speaking about TOR whose is your favorite wifu there?
     
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  5. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    From all the women here i voted for Aeerie because she was the only one that gave you a child. And that is what a man should care about. From kotor i liked the Bastila the most because she was very realistic wench. Always bitching and talking down while lusting after your dick. Also she was funny if you see her from outside point of view. From dragon age games i liked morrigan,liked the looks and on top of that she gave you a kid too. Also had similar views on the whole old powers vs modern fake god. Also liked Aribeth because elf paladin makes my dick hard very fast,shame that i couldn't bang her in the original campaign :(.
     
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  6. Corvinus Arbiter Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
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    This is the facial symmetry which all your descendants will be blessed with. Contemplate this - on the tree of woe.
     
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  7. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    It is very symmetrical face!
     
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  8. Syme Learned

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    As always, the correct choice is the one with the biggest tits

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  9. Frozen82 Arcane

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    Because they don't exist.
     
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  10. GhostCow Educated

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    This but Tali instead of Aribeth
     
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  11. Cat Dude Learned

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    At least she looks better than elves in Skyrim.

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  12. Tweed Savant Patron

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    Morrigan, because she lets bang her and then walk through the magic mirror with her and right out of the Dragon Age series without ever having to play the other games.
     
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  13. Hace El Oso Novice Patron

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    This is true. I never played another one after that.
     
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  14. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    Just finished Imperial Agent Story-line must say Ensign Temple is best wifu: smoking hot with good nature but tough enough to not spoil her children, hard working but not to ambitious so family will be more important to her than career and fiercely loyal both to Agent and Empire while not making scenes over my Chiss seducing his targets, what Comrade needs more from his wifu?

    Kyalo? Treacherous slut would fire her thru airlock if not plot-armor.
    Dorne? Good choice but too obsessed with rules.
    Vette? Too childish and soft also filthy alien.
    The Chick you can convert to religion of Sith? Fun but not for serious relation.
     
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  15. Sykar Arcane

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    Almost feel like reinstalling the game and continue my Sith Sorcerer and Agent...
     
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  16. warpig Incel Resistance Leader Manlet

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    No thanks for biowarian "waifus" :/
     
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  17. Sykar Arcane

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    Why, would pixels ignore you too?
     
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  18. warpig Incel Resistance Leader Manlet

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    I play Japanese games if I want to meet CUTE girls :3
     
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  19. Frozen82 Arcane

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Silverfish Literate

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    Those are all dudes, but go off, king.
     
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  21. Theldaran Arbiter

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    You forgot to put the male options for the ladies!!

    About Jaheira... jeez, her stats in BG1 are abysmal, she received a much needed boost in the sequel. So, in my book, it should be the other way around: get Khalid, and let Jaheira become ghoul food! Volcel Squad, assemble!
     
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    Got to say, out of all of the choices she did the least for me.

    On paper she's hot, but she was more annoying than sexy. Not a patch on Morrigan or Lesbiana
     
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  23. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    "Trying to be sexy but actually being annoying" is a great summary of Isabela, for sure. Same with Merriyl and trying to be cute manic-pixie-dreamgirl. It's almost like Dragon Age 2 storytelling sucks in general.
     
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  24. Lawntoilet Learned

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    "Aerie and Morrigan both have your kid but Aerie is the only one that has your kid"
    I guess this means that 1+1=1 in Bulgaria?
     
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  25. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    I meant the only one in BG lol,chill out dude.
     
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