So i've promised you battle and battle we will do. It will be grorious battle full of heroism and retardation. I'm planning to make them shorter in the future, but this time i will not, just to show what i have to deal with...
But first things first. Just because i'm feeling like it -
There is 3 contracts available in this town. All 3 are 1 skull and all 3 are about violence. First - secure old crypt. Pay is actually decent - 500+ gold - and it makes situation even more suspicious. Bad juju, like Kalin says. Second - destroy bandit camp for 390 coins. And third -
He doesn't negotiate so it's 50+190 crowns. On plus side - we don't even need to walk.
There was actually bunch of peasants passing so i hoped they will join and do dirty work for us, but nope
They have no archers so their only option is to charge. Not like it helps us in any way.
Everyone miss doggos, until Kalin go and start doing Kalin thing -
First blood in this LP.
Some more misses later
First Kompany kill goes to Grimwulf.
IREALLY don't want this guy to come any closer. He's a fucking spearman so counting on him missing any of our bros would be fabulously optimisic. Good thing we have net
At least not all prolebashers are that speshul
Go, my boy! Show this stupid mutt everything you've learned in KKK!
Storyfag stealing Kalin's kill. Succesfully.
Sukhāvatī being friendly and stuff
Start of round 2. Looks like bandits have their own spigot -
POWAH OF THE METAL!
Spearman attacks good Doctor Azira but miss. And he actually has overwhelm!
Mustawd is doing ok in round 2 too
And even Brother Mother Frank made herself useful
Baud is busy torturing some poor fella with his saw. Sick bastard!
Kalin doing some Kalin things again.
Spigot doing some spigot things. Again.
Master Class from Doctor Azira
There is some epic pitchfork duel btw(and yes - it's officially round 3 of Spigot-doggo "duel" too)
At this point enemy is already broken and it's pretty much over.
Disgusted by spigot's shamefur dispray Kalin walks in
and 1-shots poor dogoo
So this is the end of round 3.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS FUCKING ROUND 5!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU STILL CAN'T FINISH ONE FUCKING PEASANT!
No level ups. I was hoping thug will drop his spear - that would allow some proper tactics, but still better than nothing. We now have enough shovels to arm even spigot.
Kalin got bonaz.
Everyone's mood improved after winning battle. Except Citizen's - he's still butthurt about his stolen shit.
Started our first ambition - hire more people.
I'M NOT HAPPY! Basically it was fight of two spigots and our cripple was slightly more luckier. "Случилось чудо, Матушка! Эскадра хуже нашей нашлась!"