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baud

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RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
On one hand running seems a good idea. On the other hand, if you fight, I won't be one of the only two bashers who died so far... :shredder:

I think run away is still the best idea here.
 

Darth Canoli

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Finally, an interesting fight!

You can do it, just let the peasants deal with one or two while you're taking care of the rest, it's quite easy to split the Unholds by sending someone faster on the sidelines and then you strike.
 

Darth Canoli

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Yesterday, i was playing my legends/expert/cultist run and some peasants got involved in a fight against 7 unholds, they charge like the morons they are, then, it's one of the unhold turn, 2 peasants are in close combat with 2 unholds :
Critical miss ...
Second attack ...

The first peasant exploded like a watermelon, OS!

The second one was lucky, he was thrown/punched away but survived this turn ...
 

Reinhardt

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Peasant "help" actually doomed us. Well, it's not like prolebashers need help to snatch defeat from jaws of victory. We managed to do it TWICE this time.
 

vazha

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No pimp event yet? Also, where can i see the list of added backgrounds in legends? the moddb thing doesnt have it
 

Darth Canoli

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Also, where can i see the list of added backgrounds in legends? the moddb thing doesnt have it

They were on Nexus once but they only have a picture of the first half or something.
Still, i checked and they have some cool pictures of the skin ghoul, a bear, undead priests, the gheist boss, etc.
So launching the game i guess ...
 

Reinhardt

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Do your duty, Grand Kommissar Grimwulf.

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I'm really glad everyone voted to stand and fight! That's the true spirit of Kommunism! Even great ancestor Lagole Gon would be proud!

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Aaaand instead of stand and fight on even grounds retarded peasants already being retarded... I'll try to lure someone with Spigot, but i doubt it will work.

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Yep, who cares about some Spigot when there is whole bunch of naked peasants in front of you

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Still doing ok so far

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And then retarded peasant who started all this just climbed down from the hill and let secont unhold take his place. Because he wanted to stab someone. So brave and stunning.

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We're fucked. Spigot, Motherland need you. You must hold third creature as long as you can.

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Oh, ffs!

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Unholds starting to break people but it's just random peasants. We are not hurt yet and things don't actually looks bad - if we finish this one fast, everything will be fine. I mean it's lots of time until his turn and finest Prolebashers will all act now. What could possibly go wrong?

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Well...

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And now he healed

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Next round - we are trying to kill him again. He's already fleeing and Doctor Azira managed to finish him off.

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Peasants start dying, but it's not bad yet. One of the unholds actually trying to move away from battle and we can block angry one and just use long sticks to finish it.

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BUT OF COURSE IT WOULD BE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. ALLIES TO THE RESCUE!

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Seriously - he just want to be left alone!

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But peasants are in full "ololololo we are teh winnin!!!" mode. And we are busy throwing everything we can at angry one.

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Reinhardt

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And now second boi is pissed too. Rightfully. At this point we lost.

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And Spigot is ded

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Seriously - we lost. We just can't deal enough damage, because everyone is missing. Tried to push him from the ledge several times for better hit chance, but off course everyone missed those too. And we need to keep someone close or he will just rip net and then rip everyone. It's him in round 6.

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It's him in round 9

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And then Mustawd missed and hit Helly and now she's running away.

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Well, not anymore. Because she's ded. And InD_ImaginE is ded too. And everyone is running. And both unholds are enraged.

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Kalin ded. Kalarion ded.

And then last enemy froze so his turn never ended.

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This is hell for useless prolebashers - to be trapped in endless rape scenario.

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Reinhardt

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why didn't you play it safe you idiot
Because it was useless fight.

In alternative world, where we survived, something happened. They didn't even wanted to fight us anymore when i loaded autosave today. You know why? BECAUSE FUCKING TOWN SPAWNED FUCKING MILITIA HORDE IN EXACT SAME SECOND WHEN STUPID PEASANTS ENGAGED UNHOLDS.

Literally - peasants killed prolebashers.
 

BrotherFrank

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You executed your BEST men before the big battle for voicing dissenting but accurate observations followed by a no step back order and look what happened, it's the opening stage of operation barbarossa all over again except with unholds instead of panzers.
 

BrotherFrank

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To judge people by stats alone is small minded capitalist thinking, sure other prolebashers might on paper be more useful in...pretty much every single way possible, but Andnjord and I were the unthanked backbone of the party , as proved by my well deserved salary. By removing this seemingly useless but in reality vital cog in the unstoppable killing machine that is the prolebashers you made the entire system collapse!
 

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