Your favorite quote in an RPG

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Keep moving, scum!

Excuse the gloom, but none may know of this meeting. The nature of my trouble is darker still.

 

[Agame]

This fucker was wild.

Dont forget his buddy!

"And the rivers run RED!!!"

Thats easily my fav BG VA line.

 

[Lilura]

Dont forget his buddy!

"And the rivers run RED!!!"

Thats easily my fav BG VA line.

In the DSotSC mod, these duergar repeat that Monty warcry. Fucking funny.

 

[Shaewaroz]

Whatever these guys are saying. They're basically a quote machine (which is kind of ironic, if you know what I mean).

 

[Wunderbar]

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!

 

[Beastro]

A toss upbetween:



Or

This reminds me of Cleve's insults for some reason.

Actually, the more I think of it, the more I think Spemin is Cleve's spirit animal.

 

[Cael]

From this:

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"I got you guys a present."

"You performed an elaborate ruse in order to rob my store for a weapon you will now give to me."

"Yep."

"Jesus."

Or maybe this one:

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"I've got a scepter I'd like to ram up your ass and dispel the bitch inside!"

The entire sequence was drop dead hilarious. The guy is a legend.

 

[Jimmious]

Some of my favorites:
"Dammit to hell!" - Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski, Jagged Alliance 2
"Make way, villainy! Hero, coming through!" - Minsc, Baldur's Gate
"Grampy Bone say da spirits be sayin what you seek is not here. The path to that is." - Sulik, Fallout 2

And as a bonus, something that for some reason stuck in my brain:
"Why Oggie Woggie whyyyy" - Grieving Orc in Divinity Original Sin

 

[Harkin Hails]

"Nok-Nok hears...with EARS!"

"In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger"

"Endure. In enduring, grow strong."


(I've had this quote stuck in my head for so long. This is like RL motivational poster material.)

 

[Lilura]

"In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger"

"Endure. In enduring, grow strong."

This moment is pretty standout:

 

[EverlastingLove]

Do you ever worry, Deb, that the world is going to end?

Some of my other favourites:

I said, give - me - the -key!

nope!

Uh, this isn’t going to turn out to be… ironic, is it? You’re not, like, a serial killer, are you?

:D

It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible as to admit it.

Apathy is death

My life for yours

Yeah, I like Bloodlines and Kotor 2

 

[Lostpleb]

Incloooosiiive

 

[Binky]

"You mo-ron, you are not to question my orders! When I say jump, you jump! When I say fight, you fight! When I tell you to die for your country, then you will certainly die! Have I made myself clear?"

 

[Luckmann]

Endure.

 

[Ovplain]

'Occam's razor can leave a scar, but it can remove the cancer so often caused by the poison of liars and imaginers.'

 

[belated]

Vrook Lamar: "You were deafened." (Kreia: "At last, you could hear.")
Kavar: "You were broken." (Kreia: "You were whole.")
Zez-Kai Ell: "You were blinded." (Kreia: "And, at last, you saw.")

 

[Strange Fellow]

"Dammit to hell!" - Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski, Jagged Alliance 2

"There is a large boob trap present!"

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

"I'm gonna to eat you up and be singing that 'Happy Tummy' song. I got that happy tummy ..."

 

[Mustawd]

Mmm...FRESH MEAT!!!

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

 

[flyingjohn]

 

[octavius]

At them lads! Let's get the shitless, wee loons before Satan carries them off! - Scottish generals give the shortest speeches

Necromancers give even shorter speeches to their undead armies:
"Look alive, people!"

 

[Dorateen]

"And I'm not even wearing pants."

~White Owl, Winged Exemplar

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[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Damnit!
Where I can find that Razor reacts to Fidel's death -quote from JA 2, when I need it.

 

[Serus]

Damnit!
Where I can find that Razor reacts to Fidel's death -quote from JA 2, when I need it.

Not sure why but that remained me of another favourite of mine from JA2:

"Jesus. Who the hell invited my mother-in-law?"

Grizzly when, iirc, he sees a large "alien" bug for the first time.