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Clockwork Knight

Arcane, Male, from Glass Fields, Ruins of Old Iran

Jack_Knight: I feel underrepresented in Valorant as a white male Nov 21, 2021

Clockwork Knight was last seen:: Nov 29, 2021 at 9:33 AM

1. Clockwork Knight
  Apparently I'm spending too much time on the Codex. Bungie just sent me an email in polish for some reason, and I guessed what it meant.
  
  Aug 4, 2017
  1. Nekot-The-Brave brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    "Clockwork Knight, zobacz egzotyczną broń Zimne Serce w akcji!" "Oh, I see...wait, this isn't english"
    
    Aug 4, 2017
    
    The Brazilian Slaughter and Nekot-The-Brave brofisted this.
2. Clockwork Knight
  "Wait? How did cum come out her mouth when he stuck it in her V but when he stuck it in her a it Didn't? Good job BTW just confused."
  
  Aug 1, 2017
  1. Excidium II, The Brazilian Slaughter and Jim the Dinosaur brofisted this.
3. Clockwork Knight
  George Romero, creator of the infamous DOOM franchise, died today at 77 from lung cancer.
  
  Jul 18, 2017
  2. Broseph
    "It was aliens"
    
    Jul 18, 2017
4. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sl7JfFBXQ
  
  Jul 9, 2017
  1. ManjuShri brofisted this.
5. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LScvuN6-ZWo
  
  Jul 3, 2017
  2. Orobis
    Yes!
    
    Jul 3, 2017
6. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw
  
  Jun 24, 2017
7. Clockwork Knight
  doctorfrog says: "The important thing is not that you actually play any of the games you buy, only that you buy them."
  
  Jun 20, 2017
  1. SausageInYourFace brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    doctorfrog says: "They'll toss a hard drive into your coffin as they lower you into the earth, it'll hit you in your solar plexus, you'll sit up, scare the lot of 'em."
    
    Jun 20, 2017
8. Clockwork Knight
  DannyMcgee: I googled smash 4 switch leaks and the first things I see is Shrek fighting Goku.
  
  May 31, 2017
9. Clockwork Knight
  gabe_nye_the_meme_guy: I just made a Japanese guy forfeit a pokemon battle. Am I god now?
  
  May 27, 2017
10. Wonderdog
  fuk u cunt
  
  May 24, 2017
  2. Clockwork Knight
    Olá, Pescoço barbado lorde da merda
    
    May 24, 2017
11. Lhynn
  You are not Kasparov
  
  May 20, 2017
  1. Dreed brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    Is that a fact?
    
    May 20, 2017
    
    The Brazilian Slaughter brofisted this.
12. Clockwork Knight
  https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmRoughPassionfruitDerp
  
  May 20, 2017
13. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5N_6TFRwZc "The odds of 3 crits in a row is just about 0.0244%"
  
  May 17, 2017
  1. ManjuShri brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    Adding a tutorial that includes the line "damaging the opponent is the key to winning a battle" is probably favorite moment in videogame remakes
    
    May 17, 2017
    
    just janior pretty pretty please. brofisted this.
14. Clockwork Knight
  Rasetsu_0 : ManWastesHis$17668OnWorthlessPlastic.mp4
  
  May 9, 2017
15. Clockwork Knight
  "There is an infinite number of parallel universes and Henry is getting blown the fuck out in every single one."
  
  May 8, 2017
  1. Nekot-The-Brave brofisted this.
16. Clockwork Knight
  PunStarTracer : i went to get water for a minute and all the team is dead
  
  May 7, 2017
17. Clockwork Knight
  why is there no Linux versions are you way to lazy to make? because there are way too many dependencies or you are intellectually inclined?
  
  May 3, 2017
  2. asfasdf
    linux uber alles
    
    May 3, 2017
  3. Bumvelcrow
    Microsoft and Apple collude with publishers to prevent linux versions from being made. It's a conspiracy. Don't let them win: use linux and fight for freedom.
    
    May 3, 2017
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY
  
  Apr 29, 2017
  1. Delterius and Lambchop19 brofisted this.
  2. pippin
    better than bioware writing
    
    Apr 29, 2017
  3. Delterius
    my machinations lie undetected for years
    
    :clockwork knight's avatar:
    
    Apr 29, 2017
    
    pippin brofisted this.
  4. Clockwork Knight
    'twas I
    
    Apr 30, 2017
19. Delterius
  Your avatar is very amusing.
  
  Apr 28, 2017
  1. MediantSamuel, Irenaeus, Maggot and 1 other person brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    Kinda looks like anime kingcomrade, doesn't it
    
    Apr 28, 2017
    
    Irenaeus, Delterius and just janior pretty pretty please. brofisted this.
  3. Delterius
    :interesting:
    
    Apr 28, 2017
20. Clockwork Knight
  justicechi:
  
  Apr 25, 2017
  2. Clockwork Knight
    BITCH IF I WANTED TO GET OFF TO ABSURDITY I WOULD HAVE THE MYTH OF SISYPHUS IN ONE HAND AND WAITING FOR GODOT IN THE OTHER WHILE WATCHING ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD PLAYED BY SPACE GHOST AND MASTER SHAKE
    
    I'M HERE FOR THE PORN
    
    Apr 25, 2017
21. Lilura
  Welcome to my blog.
  
  Apr 19, 2017
  1. Maggot and Irenaeus brofisted this.
  2. Clockwork Knight
    Take that down. I withdraw your right to comment on any of my posts on the RPG Codex. You have some nerve thinking you can post on my profile.
    
    Apr 19, 2017
    
    MediantSamuel, Maggot, an Administrator and 2 others brofisted this.
22. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqzt3T4R38c
  
  Apr 16, 2017
23. Clockwork Knight
  "She wasn’t a man at the time, she was a futa. She only got a dick. It’s also not platonic you blind shit-stain. Take off your het-glasses."
  
  Apr 9, 2017
24. Clockwork Knight
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uOuLR1wSuM
  
  Apr 5, 2017
  2. pippin
    me 24/7
    
    Apr 5, 2017
25. Clockwork Knight
  https://soundcloud.com/rollomatik/rollomatik-wrap-it
  
  Apr 3, 2017
  1. ManjuShri brofisted this.
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Self styled moral scholar shithead

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nomask said:

If you've ever worked in a kindergarten, you've probably noticed how one child sometimes begins to chant something, such as "all bears are toys, all bears are toys", then other children will join in with him, so that after a while every child in the room is chanting, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys." You might put in, "No they are not. That one in the picture, for example." They would continue, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys."

That really happens, and quite often too. It's also exactly how adults in academia think and behave most of the time.
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hiver said:

Turd. Shitface. Dumbfuck. Mega moron. Delusional shit brain idiot. Subhuman pathetic backpedalling shitstain.
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MetalCraze said:

You learn nothing in Dark Souls. It's just hitting the attack button at the right time, and if you fuck it up you get punished - just like in QTEs.
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sgc_meltdown said: ↑

Is that first picture lincoln as a tranny looking in a mirror while his tentacle toes and tongues screw the orifices of his five headclones

clearly a scathing commentary on nationalist narcissism
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Kz3r0 said: ↑

LOL the self styled moral scholar shithead fails once again
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Twiglard said: ↑

Jesus how much effort for being baited by a worthless hack.
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Jaesun said: ↑

I do not ever wish harm on any human being, but I really wish you would just die in a fire or something Clockwork Knight. Please God. Please.
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Lyric Suite said:

The reason i cannot admit that i am or ever were wrong is that i have never in fact been wrong, at least concerning a certain number of truths, starting with the idea that there is in fact such a thing as truth.
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Blaine said: ↑

Get fucked, you passive-aggressive betalord.
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sgc_meltdown said: ↑

Is that first picture lincoln as a tranny looking in a mirror while his tentacle toes and tongues screw the orifices of his five headclones
clearly a scathing commentary on nationalist narcissism
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Thread_Mutex said:

Then how do you define RPG if it is not "good vs bad"? I don't remember strength affecting weapon hit or intelligence determining things. Hell, it's damn obvious they tried to maintain original Fallout spirit with the water problem. I still don't think first two Fallout were good (Exception of Fallout Tactics) and now you're trying to be Machinema by saying every Bethesda game is a TES clone. This is bull.

Look at Fallout 1. What a joke of endings. In one, you're dumped and in the other it's the typical Fallout New Vegas ending with various outcomes. Fallout 2's ending was an improvement of first, but is still somewhat disappointing. Fallout 3's ending was unique (In how many games you sacrifice yourself for waters in a post-apocalyptic word for saving your artificial homeland and saving your father with a great voice telling the future of the Wasteland?), New Vegas' was same and I still loved it.

If it isn't good vs evil, can you tell me a more interesting concept? Hell, in Skyrim civil war, can you tell me who is evil and who is good? In Morrowind, is Vivec evil? In Oblivion, is Dagon evil? (He's just following his sphere). That is bull.
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GarlandExCon said: ↑

Thanks for the "Brofists," by the way. It occurs to me being "brofisted" in prison would likely be a very unpleasant thing.
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hiver said: ↑

My grandmother had a saying she often relied to me when i was a kid.

It went something like: "if you see someone else eating shit, would you do it too?"
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hiver said: ↑

Good posters simply dont post and stay silent, with a few cases like me raging away and then getting the blame. And pathetic self-defeating tags from the same people who failed at arguing some point in ways that actually make sense.
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Murk said: ↑

... dude you were just told this game takes place in the embryonic metaphysical womb-substance of the next world after the current one was devoured by "chaos", literally a cosmic egg of sorts, and you're curious why the jet-packed flying dual-gun wielding "knight" is wearing plate armor?
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Menno1981 said:

If the genre truly wishes to enter the Next-Gen realm, it must shed its outdated roots. Text dialogue is one that must go. We have only barely scratched the surface with voice-acted dialogue. One day we may even be able to use our own voice to state our own responses. But this will not arise if we continue to fall back upon antiquated systems. I think those calling for just text responses are the equivelent of extremists in the political spectrum. They are dinosaurs that need to be left behind.
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IronWaffled said:

Oblivion still let you do stupid stuff at least. 1 fire damage for 1 second for 100 feet. Called it Michael Bay's Dagger
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ninjajuicer said:

I remember the talking tree from fallout 3. It was the most creative thing out there, a man fused with a tree. Hilarious.
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“It’s a rumour,” said Paris prosecutor François Molins. “Forensic doctors were categorical: , no use, including knives. According to a witness, the testicles of a person would have been cut, but no findings have corroborated it.”. No other witnesses mentioned seeing such gruesome acts of torture, and with 1000 people present on the night of the attacks in which , it seems likely such violence did not take place
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Occasionally Fatal said: ↑

It's a conspiracy on the part of RPG Watch and the Codex though right? Not like you should expect anything from the escapist though. What can you honestly expect from a forum with achievements?
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dAb. said: ↑

Wow. Just.. wow. I've been warned and told this place is a cesspool of ignorant haters, nevertheless I tried to approach with an open mind. If anything, age taught me that everyone deserves a chance. You guys do not. I'll just be on my way.

/unsubscribing
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Excidium II said: ↑

"Cyber Violence Survivors"

What now?

How sad that we're reading that in 2015 and it's not about hackers getting their brain fried by security countermeasures.
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martialnorris said:

So I started playing fallout 4. Should I keep playing? I honestly stopped after 2 hours and went back to Witcher. Any guidelines to help me through the beggining of F4? It sucks, I have no ammo, there is shit ton of guys who are killing me fast. It was cool when I had the ammo for the guns from the scripted mission but pipe rifle just isn't doing it.
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mfkndggrfll said:

Sure you do every single side quests because the game offers nothing else to do.
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Curratum said: ↑

How sad is your existence, truly? Ignored human garbage desu. Toodle-loo!
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Geantchat: yeah it must be weird to be a domestic fish, every day is the same until you get abducted from your home and then put back but everytrhing is slightly different.

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This user was banned (1 week pending review): Accused the community of overreacting, baseless accusations of groupthink/echo chambers.

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CaptainDAAVE:
yeah it was don't you hide away from being a Nazi you disgusting fuck Hans Landa. Now it's I'm leaving my mark on you because Nazis are back on the rise.

It's creepy how people are digging into the past in order to be evil. Brazil has only tenuous connections with World War II and Nazis, so the fact that this exists down there is worrying. This whole revival of naziism reminds me of the scene where Saurumon literally digs up the Orcs in Two Towers.
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