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Clockwork Knight
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Self styled moral scholar shithead

Clockwork Knight

Arcane, Male, from Glass Fields, Ruins of Old Iran

*casts a spell to make you gay* What? It fizzled..."effect already applied"...!? Oct 23, 2021 at 5:19 AM

Clockwork Knight was last seen:
Oct 23, 2021 at 6:37 PM
    1. Clockwork Knight
      Clockwork Knight
      "Amicussexual: when you’re attracted to people you’re platonically attracted to"
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      2. Clockwork Knight
        Clockwork Knight
        Heterosexual: the feeling of being attracted to a gender other than your own
        Feb 6, 2017
        The Brazilian Slaughter and Job Creator brofisted this.
      3. Clockwork Knight
        Clockwork Knight
        Heteroflexible: the feeling of having mostly hetero- attraction yet having an openness for other genders
        Feb 6, 2017
      4. Clockwork Knight
        Clockwork Knight
        emperor save us
        Feb 6, 2017
        The Brazilian Slaughter brofisted this.
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      Clockwork Knight
      1. CryptRat, Ellef, Orobis and 1 other person brofisted this.
      2. Orobis
        Orobis
        Dead of Winter looks interesting.
        Nov 29, 2016
      3. Ellef
        Ellef
        Agricola is my fav board game of all time. Dead of Winter looks like a better version of BSG, hidden traitor mechanics in co-op games are great fun.
        Nov 29, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      "Shortly before the official release a malware ROM claiming to be the Dragon Quest IX ROM was released on 2ch.
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        Clockwork Knight
        Instead of the actual game, it was a hentai slideshow that bricks the Nintendo DS." - Wikipedia
        Nov 24, 2016
      2. Excidium II
        Nov 24, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      "I find it interesting how people keep whining about male Gardevoirs and Lopunnies, but don't seem to have any problems with female Machokes
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        Clockwork Knight
        , Geodudes, Mr. Mimes and so on. It's as if they admit openly that they fap to pokémon."
        Nov 17, 2016
      2. Excidium II
        Excidium II
        fap to nidoqueen, problem solved
        Nov 17, 2016
        Nekot-The-Brave brofisted this.
      3. RK47
        RK47
        What about Dark Magician Girl?
        Nov 17, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      jackson: I just wanna drink her bath water. Definitely one of the hottest girls i've seen. I'm obsessed.
      1. Orobis
        Orobis
        i'm sorry miss jackson wooo, i am for real
        Nov 15, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      Gord: A perk for the T-Shirts skill-tree more people should take is the one that allows you to cover your asscrack.
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        Clockwork Knight
        "Imagine a marching band, right, a marching band, it's got like, 200 people. Now imagine a chainsaw. Now imagine on each one of the edges of that chainsaw has a dick of one of those fucking people in the marching band. A chainsaw with 200 fucking dicks on it.
        Oct 29, 2016
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        Clockwork Knight
        Every single one of those fucking dicks is one of my runs. Now imagine every single one of those fucking dicks ejaculating at the exact same moment, that's the fucking taste in my mouth right now. Fuck this game"
        Oct 29, 2016
    14. Clockwork Knight
      Clockwork Knight
      Ikiez: pokeballs out for oranguru
      1. Excidium II
        Excidium II
        out of where
        Oct 28, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      Yeah Ash's Mom is married to Mr. Mime. Ash is half human and half Pokémon that's why he can synch with Greninja and become Ash-Grenininja
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      3. Excidium II
        Excidium II
        if you notice in the beginning of pokemon red/blue/green, when you try to leave the village, professor Oak pops out from the direction of your house
        Oct 18, 2016
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        Clockwork Knight
        I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, there's just one bed in the player's house, in your room, and...ah, goddamnit.
        Oct 18, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      TheKSMM: "Street Fighter II's intro is definitely racist. This wasn't made in slightly-less-racist 2016 USA, it was made in 1980s Japan."
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      2. Cool name
        Cool name
        it's racist to punch a black guy in boxing, rocky was a racist and should have let apollo creed win
        Oct 3, 2016
      3. communard
        communard
        wait what?
        Oct 3, 2016
      4. Thor Kaufman
        Thor Kaufman
        Oct 4, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      "Wake up America! Homosexuality is a perversion, just like pedophiles are perverts.
      1. Trotsky brofisted this.
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        Clockwork Knight
        The only difference is that they use the the conception of "consulting adults" to justify their actions."
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Broseph
        Broseph
        BIGOT
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        Pedophiles are not perverts
        Sep 27, 2016
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        Clockwork Knight
        Author Barry Longyear reported at a convention that the studio insisted on adding a subplot involving a mine, thinking the audience would not realize that the "Mine" in the title was a possessive (as in "My Enemy" ) rather than an object.
        Sep 8, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      if i ever had a kid that had a tumblr, im killing them and then squatting their url
      1. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        What would you do if your kid had a Codex account?
        Sep 2, 2016
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        Clockwork Knight
        No kid of mine is going to be that gay
        Sep 8, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      Editor: I said I wanted a new harem manga, not harlem
      1. Nekot-The-Brave and Zombra brofisted this.
      2. Excidium II
        Excidium II
        I read haram
        Aug 31, 2016
      3. pippin
        pippin
        why not both?
        Aug 31, 2016
        Nekot-The-Brave brofisted this.
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      Clockwork Knight
      *Unsheaths katana* *Teleports behind u*
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      2. DavidBVal
        DavidBVal
        *farts*
        Aug 30, 2016
      3. Somberlain
      4. WhiteGuts
        WhiteGuts
        *gives a graceful ass bump*
        Aug 30, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      You die a cheeki breeki or live long enough to become a cyka blyat
      1. Irenaeus brofisted this.
      2. Orobis
        Orobis
        ahhhh nuuuu
        Aug 27, 2016
        Courtier brofisted this.
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      Clockwork Knight
      Civil War is taken up with two very privileged white guys mouthing off about who should regulate the actions of other privileged white guys.
      1. Clockwork Knight
        Clockwork Knight
        Apocalypse has more voices.
        Aug 9, 2016
      2. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        Iren is jealous.
        Aug 9, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      *bodies hit the floor starts playing*
      1. Excidium II brofisted this.
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        Clockwork Knight
        *moves blinking cursor to notepad*
        *tihs*delete*This is m-*delete**
        *Step1: Do what I do in the video*
        *fuck it up 4 times*
        *download the link in the description*
        *link is dead*
        Aug 4, 2016
        Excidium II brofisted this.
      4. Excidium II
        Aug 4, 2016
      5. thesoup
        thesoup
        ah, nostalgia
        Aug 4, 2016
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      Clockwork Knight
      Please stop translating phimosis and baby/little dick to uncut. It doesn't make any sense since almost nobody in japan is cut.
      1. alkeides 2.0 brofisted this.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        How do you say dickcheese in Japanese?
        Jun 29, 2016
      3. Clockwork Knight
        Jun 30, 2016
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    CaptainDAAVE:
    yeah it was don't you hide away from being a Nazi you disgusting fuck Hans Landa. Now it's I'm leaving my mark on you because Nazis are back on the rise.

    It's creepy how people are digging into the past in order to be evil. Brazil has only tenuous connections with World War II and Nazis, so the fact that this exists down there is worrying. This whole revival of naziism reminds me of the scene where Saurumon literally digs up the Orcs in Two Towers.


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