Generic-Giant-Spider

https://youtu.be/_sQxheBY75M Have a video.

cut that bitch off. next caller.

Do your worst. Or your best, both are ineffectual anyway.

Please don't kill each other. We used up all our diamonds and won't be able to resurrect any of you

I'm not killing spiders when I can bully them on a regular basis instead.

GGS is pretty cool for being a whit*id.

just cooned out in traffic real hard, one of you niggaz better post bail when i unleash SUGAR and SPICE on the next civic driver

saeci, stop simping like this moment

Fall in line, Vortex.

ein volk, ein reich, ein dog

So when will maxie return ?

i used to be able to play instruments like this until i got my fingers taken out for skipping payment to donny two-times back in the bronx 1978

;_;

Will be sending goons to straighten 'em out.

Nobody asked for your opinion you faggit.

This profile belongs to me, just like your master's did.

Hey. Keep it down will ya.

thanks, you're a real friend in these hard non-maxie times

Shit, I said Africans were allowed to post on my wall didn't I?

I bless their rains

Your brother in melanin.

as a millionaire (and Anglo) I feel entitled to post here regardless

What an honor and a privilege. I can't find the words to express my gratitude for being included in the No Anglos Allowed group.

Update: if you were born in the hood then an exception will be made for you. Redneck hoods don't count.

Spidor... it was talent night at the insane asylum...

With Crispy in the crowd I'd have thought it was the OLD AGE HOME. HAHAHAHA.

No wait, the MAUSOLEUM! HAHAHAHA!

Wow, this Crispy guy surely sounds like a LITTLE BITCH

but ds2 is the only good game in the series. why would anyone like ds1 except ironically?

because now you have to apology too

I. CHOOSE. DEATH.

The plot THICKENS

Maxie is not seeing anyone. He is busy, and I quote, "making plays."

Just tell him I never got my orange zest.

only real niggaz know the car that blared this back in 97

shit, it was 98. prolly got smacked by officer jennings too hard.

i'd explain it more thoroughly but the truth is i'm currently masturbating and have my "hands full" so to speak heh heh heh

I bet kobolds eat spiders. Better watch your back pal Tweed will remember this.

could you make it look even more like a retarded high school drama?

if you pay me

it wasn't a request

he will still get freebies from ur mum

His income was suddenly slashed, arachno-fetishists are stacked.

Just means I got tons of time now to go feed ducks.

Imagine not having the opposable thumbs needed to take a bath.

I'll take care of it. On behalf of the Family send Frankie my regards. When he gets outta the hospital I'll treat 'em to a homecooked spaghetti.

You don't have to be too hard on the guy. A few legs will suffice. Cheers! *tosses a fimp on the floor*

in this very dark basement that i will guide you down but you gotta walk in front of me

No need, I will mail the napalm to your location, please stand in the basement to guide the payload.

Nothing bad could come from that.

i wanna bodyslam ya, i wanna stretch ya, i wanna take ya to the cage and bash ya.