NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[KalosKagathos]

XInput is a Windows driver for Xbox 360 controllers. Why the fuck wouldn't a game run without it?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I imagine the game searchs for it inside you computer if you ever plugged one.

iono

 

[GarfunkeL]

TVTropes delivers:

You Are Worth Hell

Any romance in Mass Effect 2 ultimately comes off feeling like this - the culmination of the romance occurs after the ship has set a course for the Omega 4 Relay, which no ship has ever returned from, to face a terrifying enemy with immense capabilities in their lair. It's a suicide mission by all accounts and everyone knows that Anyone Can Die, up to and including the protagonist, and that this mission is small potatoes compared to the real threat looming over the galaxy. But, if only for a brief moment, Shepard and his/her beloved can be happy. The trope is especially played up with Thane.

I don't whether to or or or or just

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Heh, din't know about this one

Blind Idiot Translation: Russian localization, to be precise.
Changing phrases' meaning to their complete opposite? Check.
Most notable one is making Khalisah Al-Jilani sound like a patriot who praises Shepard for his actions.
Making options on the dialogue tree completely unrelated to full versions, failing to understand meaning of both? Check.
Horrible voiceover with, five actors and forgetting to put aliens' voice filters sometimes, the most painful example being Sovereign's dialogue? Check.
Just making things up? Check. Especially in the Codex. Like calling quarians complete atheists whose science proved that Religion Is Wrong. Or telling how exactly the Widowmaker anti-materiel rifle shoots antimateria.
The worst part? The first localisation was made in late 2009. And the second was released not by some random studio, but by EA-Russia. To be fair, while Dragon Age's localisation is horrible, this one is merely nightmarisly bad and and unplayable.

 

[KalosKagathos]

I heard that in the Russian version of DA some male characters have female voice actors, and vice versa. And people wonder why piracy is so common here.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

That'll teach 'em for being russians! And also for playing shitty games.

 

[laclongquan]

In return, they will let us play the shitty internationalized version of their games. It's even, then.

 

[MetalCraze]

I heard that in the Russian version of DA some male characters have female voice actors, and vice versa. And people wonder why piracy is so common here.

With VOs being done by retards like these? No wonder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jnVxuzw3_w

Not only voice-actors suck but it will be a very cold day in Africa before russian VAs will learn that there are voice filters so it won't sound like shit was recorded in the sterile studio.

 

[Suchy]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I want to believe that's troling. But it's youtube.

I'm scared.

 

[Grunker]

If it's an obvious troll, it's still a good one

 

[DraQ]

 

[Sceptic]

I don't know what's more disturbing, the post itself or the +1 next to it.

 

[Luzur]

linkage would be nice too.

 

[Begriffenfeldt]

linkage would be nice too.

I actually posted that quote a few pages back.

Link to where I found it: http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet? ... gW0&page=3

 

[Luzur]

ah, now i understand the connection.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

TheFallen8v this game is kicking my ass, I NEED HELP

MocconaCoffee You find it difficult even with the VATS system? I thought it was too easy.

TheFallen8v Yea I been on this one mission for a few hours so I get to the place and I dont know wtf to do next. u know when u help that lady out with her book and those fire ants. I killed the ants but Im at the places and its like WTF do I do now? 2 meses atrás

MocconaCoffee You doing the wasteland survival guide quest right? Are you sure your not doing the quest in Grayditch where all the fireants have killed everyone but a boy and a scientist?

TheFallen8v yea the wasteland survival guide

someone call Bethesda, apparently the quest compass arrow isn't bright enough

this made me rage enough to share this with you. Luzur alread had the pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FoK-lP6SM4

 

[coldcrow]

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=355022

Why Steam is good and actual CDs are a so outdated that you won't touch them with a 10-foot pole anymore.

PS: Plenty of gems to be found in there. One random tidbit:

"I don't understand why anyone would hate steam. Ultra convenient, no disks, automatic updates - and some of the deals they have are absolutely awesome. I bought bioshock for £2 the other day. At that price, it's pretty difficult to justify not buying it."

 

[Tycn]

black isle studios made horrible 3rd person shotter games im glad they fired them

 

[Droog White Smile]

this made me rage enough to share this with you.

Those are kids, most probably. And you don't rage at kids.

I saw a thread on GameFAGs last week where a kid was asking how to change his age in his LIVE account so that he could buy the FO3 DLC. He was 14! And some other kids told him how to do that.

So, yeah, don't be surprised by stupidity on sites like YouTube or GFs, there's a lot of kids there.

 

[Luzur]

kids are the perfect people to rage at.

 

[Black]

Those are kids, most probably. And you don't rage at kids.

If you don't rage at them they'll grow up to be rage-worthy people. And then it'll be too late.

 

[DraQ]

Those are kids, most probably. And you don't rage at kids.

No, you just smile knowing perfectly well that culling the herd is most efficient early, before it has consumed much resources.

Also,

If you don't rage at them they'll grow up to be rage-worthy people. And then it'll be too late.

this.

 

[Sceptic]

Enough Gamefags and Jewtube idiocy. How about some quality Bioware Social Club?

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... x/779091/1

It takes a couple of pages to understand exactly what's going on but it makes the first comments even more facepalm worthy.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

this made me rage enough to share this with you.

Those are kids, most probably. And you don't rage at kids.

I saw a thread on GameFAGs last week where a kid was asking how to change his age in his LIVE account so that he could buy the FO3 DLC. He was 14! And some other kids told him how to do that.

So, yeah, don't be surprised by stupidity on sites like YouTube or GFs, there's a lot of kids there.

I know...but since it would be too ridiculous to try and "educate" them (or just fling some shit on their general direction), raging from afar is a safe and reasonable option.