Stop the press - the best game ever has been found!

[Gragt]

Mine didn't, even after beating the 100k bar …

 

[poocolator]

Everybody needs to favourite this.

 

[Piety]

Everybody needs to favourite this.

Oh shit yes. The actual video is a sight to behold. If you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat.

 

[ScottishMartialArts]

Everybody needs to favourite this.

Oh shit yes. The actual video is a sight to behold. If you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat.

I don't know... the video just about single-handedly ruined the game for me. Now whenever I try to play unicorn attack, I think about nerdy weeeabos combing the hair of their fugly japanese girlfriends.

 

[Piety]

No no no... The overwrought pranciness of that video only enhances my enjoyment of the game. They are cut from the same be-dazzled cloth.

 

[poocolator]

Everybody needs to favourite this.

Oh shit yes. The actual video is a sight to behold. If you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat.

I don't know... the video just about single-handedly ruined the game for me. Now whenever I try to play unicorn attack, I think about nerdy weeeabos combing the hair of their fugly japanese girlfriends.

It's from the 1995 album Erasure; their lead singer was Andy Bell. He happens to like taking it up the ass. I don't know about the weeabo part, and that chick looks like a heavily made-up white girl. Screw the oriental motif; that's all crap, anyway. The video itself is life-changing. Anyway, here's something to get that taste out of your mouth.

No no no... The overwrought pranciness of that video only enhances my enjoyment of the game. They are cut from the same be-dazzled cloth.

Ah, beautiful.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

There's a spanish version of that song. It's even more fitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKdeAnO-hpw

also, youtube comments goodness:

im sorry but i did not enjoy that.he defeats the monster by raising his hand? and how did he get out of the snowball?that was a fail!!!

 

[Mackerel]

So is this that "ironical enjoyment" thing? I had an ex who loved Erasure, and damn that song annoys me now the same as back then. Hell, it's basically a litmus test for innate faggotry and I wouldn't be surprised if subjecting yourself to the constant repetition in order to play a basic platformer is damaging to the cerebral cortex. Good luck with that. :wink:

 

[poocolator]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/lk/uww/19646-robot-unicorn-attack

 

[Haba]

Anyway, here's something to get that taste out of your mouth.

Uhm...

 

[poocolator]

Just close your eyes, Haba, and it'll all go away.

 

[DaveO]

Ok, Gragt. Time to get the lead out and beat my high score.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Holy shit!

 

[Gragt]

A challenger appears!

 

[Fez]

How long did that take you? You must have that song burned into your brain.

 

[ghostdog]

Did your wish come true Dave0 ?

 

[DaveO]

Oddly the new score was after a long hiatus from the game and a reformat of my computer. Funny how things work out sometimes.

 

[Destroid]

88k in a single run. wtf

 

[roll-a-die]

At that point you would probably be going so fast that you would outpace cars. Is there a max speed you get to at some point? Or do you keep accelerating linearly.