The final solution to postcounts

[Serious_Business]

MY HEAD ACHES AS I REACH FOR THE KEYBOARD

I START PRESSING THE KEYS TREMBLING IN BARELY CONTAINED RAGE

I CANNOT HOLD IT I MUST TYPE FUCKING FUCK CUNT

THERE IS NO ESCAPE I SCREAM ALONE IN MY ROOM AND NO ONE HEARS

AND THEN I REACH FOR THE SUBMIT BUTTON, TRIOMPHANT

SUBMIT. SUBMIT. SUBMIT.

 

[DraQ]

5 more post till I become leeter than leet.

 

[Konjad]

Why not just not include posts in GD at all in the total? GD is for all the trash talk and general crapping around about news, history etc.

Liberal would be butthurt of course as 81% of his contributions are there!

Maybe just keep GD posts in the stats so you can still find the GD whores and they won't have an inflated post count?

I've got a better idea. Every post in GD should be counted as -1

 

[Sceptic]

My postcount is negative. Your argument is invalid.

What? How the fuck did that happen? Pretty sure DU said post count can't be negative, Defjam's was supposed to be -4000something after he lost his betting on Plane Tickets Bitch 2009.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

What? How the fuck did that happen?

I suspect it has something to do with America and patriotism.

 

[commie]

What? How the fuck did that happen?

I suspect it has something to do with America and patriotism.

I remember something....was it the time of wanksgiving?

 

[Haba]

There is a strong correlation between penis size and post count.

 

[Glyphwright]

I have thought of one.

 

[Occasionally Fatal]

OF course

 

[Brotherman Bill]

To demonstrate the unimportance of how many posts you make on the 'Dex i propose that all postcounts come with "0." attached meaning nobody will ever make 1 post because 0.XXXXX is always smaller than 1.

0. with an infinite amount of 9's after it is in fact exactly equal to 1. lrn2math.

The consequence of your proposal will be that every codexer will try as hard as he can to have one post, and consider it the highest of all honours.

 

[treave]

A post count trading centre where people can sell their post counts for custom titles and avatars, or also buy post counts from DU with real money which they can then use to trade.

 

[Kz3r0]

You guya are really enjoying giving ideas to J00 Underlord, don' t you?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

As if anything the goyim come up with could be half as crafty as the machinations of a jewified brain.

 

[Satori (original)]

i wish i could have my postcount resetted to 2500 or something, that pink title was so cool. or was it the one before that? there was a gray one that was p. cool as well

Agreed, my fav was the silver one, Arbiter I think.

 

[SimpleComplexity]

0. with an infinite amount of 9's after it is in fact exactly equal to 1.

Deep down in your heart you know that is wrong. But being a heartless mathematic professor you simply don't care about the feelings of others.

 

[Kz3r0]

0. with an infinite amount of 9's after it is in fact exactly equal to 1.

Deep down in your heart you know that is wrong. But being a heartless mathematic professor you simply don't care about the feelings of others.

The real reason is that Mathematicians are all occult cultists at the heart, ONE is the UNITY, the conceptualization of G-D, from which ALL emanates, and reality, that's a mere reflection of such SPLENDOR, will never reach the perfection of G-D otherwise it would become G-D Himself,only Luciferians would pursue such inane desire.
So one always will be an infinite approximation of NINES.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

0. with an infinite amount of 9's after it is in fact exactly equal to 1.

Deep down in your heart you know that is wrong. But being a heartless mathematic professor you simply don't care about the feelings of others.

The real reason is that Mathematicians are all occult cultists at the heart, ONE is the UNITY, the conceptualization of G-D, from which ALL emanates, and reality, that's a mere reflection of such SPLENDOR, will never reach the perfection of G-D otherwise it would become G-D Himself,only Luciferians would pursue such a inane desire.
So one always will be an infinite approximation of NINES.

Religious/Academic word taught singularity is contradicted as evil lies by the simple math of the Cube's Opposite Corners - the most perfect symmetry within the Universe. Academic SINGULARITY is a contradiction to the opposite sexes, the opposite hemispheres and to the universe of opposites that exist as a zero value existence. The academic taught singularity/entity is but poison fed the human populace - slow death. I can say that educators "eat shit" and they only cower and hide, doing nothing that will induce debate, that will indict them as evil. Americans will die SINGULARITY stupid, their brain lobotomized by EVIL educators.

 

[Kz3r0]

0. with an infinite amount of 9's after it is in fact exactly equal to 1.

Deep down in your heart you know that is wrong. But being a heartless mathematic professor you simply don't care about the feelings of others.

The real reason is that Mathematicians are all occult cultists at the heart, ONE is the UNITY, the conceptualization of G-D, from which ALL emanates, and reality, that's a mere reflection of such SPLENDOR, will never reach the perfection of G-D otherwise it would become G-D Himself,only Luciferians would pursue such a inane desire.
So one always will be an infinite approximation of NINES.

Religious/Academic word taught singularity is contradicted as evil lies by the simple math of the Cube's Opposite Corners - the most perfect symmetry within the Universe. Academic SINGULARITY is a contradiction to the opposite sexes, the opposite hemispheres and to the universe of opposites that exist as a zero value existence. The academic taught singularity/entity is but poison fed the human populace - slow death. I can say that educators "eat shit" and they only cower and hide, doing nothing that will induce debate, that will indict them as evil. Americans will die SINGULARITY stupid, their brain lobotomized by EVIL educators.

"0 is the work of Satan, the negation of ALL, reject HER foul nihilistic seduction, espouse the Patriarchal ways."

 

[LittleJoe]

To demonstrate the unimportance of how many posts you make on the 'Dex i propose that all postcounts come with "0." attached meaning nobody will ever make 1 post because 0.XXXXX is always smaller than 1.

I myself am willing to be the first prototype of that system. DU what you have to DU.

So you propose an Oblivion type system, where levelling up is pointless.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

The obvious problem here is that everyone is spoilt by too much information in the left hand column.

I believe I have now resolved that problem.

 

[ironyuri]

The obvious problem here is that everyone is spoilt by too much information in the left hand column.

I believe I have now resolved that problem.

That said, my number adds up to 8.

1+1=2+9=11+8=19+7=26 (2+6)= 8

So in numerological terms, I have a lucky Codex number!

 

[gromit]

Nossir. UserID bias is arguably worse than join date.

Oh, and I don't know if this is easy to do with phpBB or not, but you should theme out the names in quotes. And edits.

 

[PandaBreeder]

The obvious problem here is that everyone is spoilt by too much information in the left hand column.

I believe I have now resolved that problem.

I am not a number, I'm a free man!

 

[Nael]

R00fles!

 

[gromit]

@ 12k

 

[gromit]

Actually, this is nice and compact. Can you just maybe take out sigs and put the buttons / post info in one container?