Thee 10 Commandments of cRPG's

[Storyfag]

DONT TRREAT BROS AS RETARDS

And combined with these:

A BRO SHGOULD BE ABLE TO KILL OR TALK TO ANY MOTHERFUCKER

THE WORLD SHOULD SEEM LIKE A REAL WORLD BROS THEY COULD DOP THIS SHIT IN THE 80S

We now have The Three Laws of RPGs

 

[Havoc]

And post it on the Obsidian Forum for epic .

 

[Johannes]

A BRO SHGOULD BE ABLE TO KILL OR TALK TO ANY MOTHERFUCKER

THE WORLD SHOULD SEEM LIKE A REAL WORLD BROS THEY COULD DOP THIS SHIT IN THE 80S

Kill or talk to or rape

 

[Volourn]

"When pressing only the A button to resolve combat makes the Lord your God angry."

This is weird b/c in most PC RPGs, all I ever do is right click on the mouse. Alkl the time.

On consoles, I press multiple buttons. R00fles!

 

[ElectricOtter]

Thy races shall be Diverse and contain Consequences of thy Choice

(i suck at this)

 

[RPGMaster]

There needs to be one about not having fucking pre-order bonuses.

 

[flabbyjack]

There needs to be one about not having DLC content that disappears after a year so they can make you buy it again

fixed

 

[Broseidon]

derp

 

[Fat Dragon]

Thy camera shall be isometric.

 

[Mastermind]

Thy camera shall be isometric.

 

[Baddygoal]

"When pressing only the A button to resolve combat makes the Lord your God angry."

This is weird b/c in most PC RPGs, all I ever do is right click on the mouse. Alkl the time.

On consoles, I press multiple buttons. R00fles!

Bro don't forget your left click bro.

 

[Johannes]

Learn to use hotkeys fools, makes being awesome so much faster

 

[easychord]

My list goes to ten.

#1 There is but one god and his name is Chris Avellone. Thou shalt not worship the false idols of Japanese games or lesser developers.

#2 Do not take the name of Lord British in vain. Remember that it is thy solemn duty to create worlds.

#3 Remember Wizardry and keep it holy. Thy combat and character creation need not be an abomination in the eyes of god.

#4 Honor the legacy of SSI, Westwood and other parents of the computer RPG.

#5 Thou shalt not murder the genre by developing for consoles in the first instance.

#6 Thou shalt not make sleeping around with romancable NPCs the main purpose of your game or other similar unseemly focussing on the personal histories and personalities of followers.

#7 Thou shalt not release overpriced DLC.

#8 Thou shalt not falsely claim that the RPG is nothing more than a story with choice and consequence.

#9 Thou shalt not covet the camera angles of your neighbours games. First person and fixed overhead are thy camera angles as they have been since time immemorial.

#10 Thou shalt not covet the fast action gameplay that belongs to your neighbours games. Henceforth there lies the easy path to damnation.

 

[Captain Shrek]

"When pressing only the A button to resolve combat makes the Lord your God angry."

This is weird b/c in most PC RPGs, all I ever do is right click on the mouse. Alkl the time.

On consoles, I press multiple buttons. R00fles!

Is volourn retarded or funny?

 

[Wolfus]

Thou shalt move square-by-sqare, like in first half of '90s!

 

[ghostdog]

Thou shalt move square-by-sqare, like in first half of '90s!

...But though shalt not shy away from the glorious hexagons, whenever presented.

 

[easychord]

Do not disrespect the sacred order of the hexagon.

 

[Wolfus]

Thou shalt move square-by-sqare, like in first half of '90s!

...But though shalt not shy away from the glorious hexagons, whenever presented.