So it's time I come clean here...

[sgc_meltdown]

While I don't get the purpose of the nude mods, there is a bigger mystery here: Why does this thread exists?

as the codex is a holy place and GRPG is its church it is only logical for Wyrmlord to confess his sins here, on sanctified ground

 

[King Crispy]

What is this doing in GRPG? Wyrmlord, you stupid asshole, this is a new low.

Retardo this shit...

 

[Excidium]

Well, if you never installed a nude mod then you never played a game with mod support.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

does choosing the historically accurate naked berserker option in europa barbarorum count

I just wanted to give them their proper naked battle majesty

is that so wrong







IS THAT SO WRONG DAMMIT YOU BASTARDS

 

[Andyman Messiah]

cynical, hard-drinking, foul-mouthed, unshaved antihero

kindly old grandfather who just happened to want to have sex with a pre-teen celebrity

If there's a difference between the two (I doubt it) I'm sure Crispy is crisp enough to be both.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

old, cynical yet kind, hard-drinking, foul-mouthed, unshaved antihero grandfather who just happened to want to have sex with a pre-teen celebrity

the plot for max payne 3

 

[Andyman Messiah]

old, cynical yet kind, hard-drinking, foul-mouthed, unshaved antihero grandfather who just happened to want to have sex with a pre-teen celebrity

the plot for max payne 3

Where the fuck do I place a preorder?!

 

[Akasen]

Bah, the only time I ever installed nude mods was with Oblivion. After installing the mods and playing for a while I swiftly chowed down on my keyboard and destroyed my hard drive because I somehow blinded myself to think that the mods would improve my roleplaying experience in Oblivion. Which it didn't.

Nude mods are quite pointless to an extent. Sure they can add to a roleplaying experience but if you get them just so you can get eye candy, just look for eye candy. The Internet is alive BECAUSE of porn and as such stabbing the Internet will make it bleed pornography.

 

[thesheeep]

I was aroused before nude mods even existed .

FTFY

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I was aroused before nude mods even existed

oh shut up you fucking casual

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbati ... 2C_and_sex

In the book Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America, by Strong, Devault and Sayad, the authors point out, "A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis". "Baby girls sometimes move their bodies rhythmically, almost violently, appearing to experience orgasm." Italian gynecologists Giorgio Giorgi and Marco Siccardi observed via ultrasound a female fetus possibly masturbating and having what appeared to be an orgasm.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

You know, the codex needs a smiley like our parrot, except instead of a sassy bird it's Cthulhu doing the same thing.

 

[DraQ]

does choosing the historically accurate naked berserker option in europa barbarorum count

I just wanted to give them their proper naked battle majesty

is that so wrong







IS THAT SO WRONG DAMMIT YOU BASTARDS

Better bodies has the side effect of making berserkers in Bloodmoon butt naked.

 

[Phelot]

HAHAHA Whole lot of dodgy comments and denial in here.

 

[CorpseZeb]

Mr. Meltdown Sergeant, sir, is wearing a helmet doesn't stand against your desire to fully admire proper naked glory of barbaric men/women/animal? Being naked, after all, is a state of body without any... erm... helmets on.

Ps. Btw, very old case - Dreamweb - Amiga version has a naked man in a assassination scene - PC version - man is wearing a black underwear... Even though, his "penis" was, what... maybe 2 pixels big. Taking about un-naked-mod...

 

[DragoFireheart]

I blame the religious idiots for forcing the super geeks to make such shitty nude mods.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Mr. Meltdown Sergeant, sir, is wearing a helmet doesn't stand against your desire to fully admire proper naked glory of barbaric men/women/animal? Being naked, after all, is a state of body without any... erm... helmets on.

Lance corporal CorpseZeb! Are you insinuating that I'm a barbaric man? I'd have you know that my regal, civilised bearing exudes well beyond the confines of this perfectly attractive helmet! Give me fifteen laps around the parade square! In latex!

 

[CorpseZeb]

Sir! Yes, sir!

 

[oldschool]

Thank God the Codex doesn't come with a nude mod.

 

[JarlFrank]

There's statues/figurines of bronze age Greek soldiers wearing helmet, breastplate and greaves but no tunic underneath or even just a skirt.

They're wearing heavy armour on their upper body but their cock is still dangling around freely for all to see while they fight. This looks really quite ridiculous (at least to our modern sensibilities), like they dressed up for battle but forgot to take their pants

 

[sgc_meltdown]

statues/figurines of bronze age Greek soldiers

Bro I wonder what kind of roleplaying games they would have made

 

[Daemongar]

ThePs2. Porn is one of the first art exploited new forms of technology. First sculpture ever? Some stone age big tits and vagina’s. One of first photograph's? Some of nude ladies. Some of first microscope images? Sperm. One of first films? Porn. Some of first ascii main frame art? Nude printed ascii chicks. First Oblivion mods? You may guess...

Really, the first scupture ever, eh? What, you were there? Second, photos of nude ladies aren't porn. Third, Sperm in and of itself has nothing to do with porn. Fourth, Fifth, sixth, shit you made up or are guessing at.

You know, video games have a bad enough reputation as it is, but this is pretty much the sad obligatory computer gamer thread. Next people will be talking about how healthy beating off is and how often they do it...

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Better bodies has the side effect of making berserkers in Bloodmoon butt naked.

Better Bodies is shit in general. At least with the vanilla shitty bodies I can use my imagination to pretend not everyone is a bodybuilder, including the old women.

But what an...interesting experience it must be. Reminds me of Mount & Blade with the Wedding Dance mod. It adds an eerily detailed erection for added "realism" during the scenes before the marriage's consummation. The thing is that it will be present on all male bodies from now on. When you kill a guy and take his armor, you'll be greeted with a raging erection the size of your forearm (that's how you know a guy is going to Valhalla). The mod also adds some nifty optional quests, like navigating a maze and killing some raiders who are pretending to be monsters. You know it's a classic rpg when you're more worried about the minotaur's hardon than the weapon on his hand. And then there's the rescue missions in dungeons full of S&M nuns.

I'll never forget that first comment.

Why do they dicks all point up

 

[CorpseZeb]

There's statues/figurines of bronze age Greek soldiers wearing helmet, breastplate and greaves but no tunic underneath or even just a skirt.

Yep. Maybe because Greeks warriors had a peculiar custom to rape enemy soldiers after winning battles to humiliating them more. So that type of uniforms was... handy.

Really, the first scupture ever, eh? What, you were there? Second, photos of nude ladies aren't porn. Third, Sperm in and of itself has nothing to do with porn. Fourth, Fifth, sixth, shit you made up or are guessing at.

Ok. Sperm was far stretched. But for the rest... One of oldest sculpture we know, are all sort of "Venus" (big tits and ass statues) - we don't know of it's true functions, though. Photos of naked ladies WAS considered as pornographic, heck, photos of naked female knuckle was porn as well. First porno movie was filmed a year after modern (celluloid) camera was developed (1896 - via - wikipedia). Mainframe ASCII girls are well know (Don Royer and his girls from 60's - http://www.roysac.com/asciinudes/default.asp ), I think, as a subset of ASCII art (or even RTTY - printers - before CRT monitors was used).

You know, video games have a bad enough reputation as it is, but this is pretty much the sad obligatory computer gamer thread. Next people will be talking about how healthy beating off is and how often they do it...

But is all about freedom. Call it price of freedom, if you will. Freedom has nothing to do with reputation.

 

[DraQ]

There's statues/figurines of bronze age Greek soldiers wearing helmet, breastplate and greaves but no tunic underneath or even just a skirt.

They're wearing heavy armour on their upper body but their cock is still dangling around freely for all to see while they fight. This looks really quite ridiculous (at least to our modern sensibilities), like they dressed up for battle but forgot to take their pants

A bit lulzy from our PoV, but Greeks didn't seem to worry much about swinging their cocks. Though I don't think I've ever seen any art or sculptures from that period equipped like that - only naked apart from helmet and greaves (and shield), and fully armored with tunic/skirt (but sometimes with bits protruding from underneath).

Then you have some New Guinean natives who consider upward pointing penis sheath (balls exposed) to be formal attire.

*shrug*

Thank God the Codex doesn't come with a nude mod.

Did you know that dragons tend to not use pants?


@CK:

I wouldn't consider BB bad, though it could use a bit more adherence to the original style.

As for everyone being bodybuilder original bodies are far worse offender here.

I'll never forget that first comment.

Why do they dicks all point up

@CorpseZeb:

Given that in the prehistoric cultures that started this whole civilization thing sex, hunting and wars were pretty much the only interesting things you could do and given how strong natural sexual drive is there is nothing particularily weird about humans being sex crazed maniacs. Now its when they try to be schizophrenic about that matter that problems start to appear.

 

[DraQ]

When you kill a guy and take his armor, you'll be greeted with a raging erection the size of your forearm

I...I thought everyone played Elder Scrolls like this.

Only those that use Slof's mods and they don't even need to take anyone's armour off, bro.