I tried at various times getting people to play toribash
Steep learning curves intimidate me
tetrinet (motherfucking tetris, free, 6mb download),
Hm, should I play Left4Death for the hundredth time or take a chance on a 6mb timewaster? Fuck, what do my facebook friends think?
little fighter 2 (beat 'em up, free, 30mb download),
I can't think of anything witty to say, so I'll call you gay. That always works.
frozen synapse (tbs, fairly simple, has been in a bunch of pay-what-you-want indie bundles),
Let me put it this way. I refuse to touch titles with less than a $1mil marketing budget
Go (board game, free, java client),
I don't appreciate classic board games. Also, I don't understand why anyone would enjoy chess.
wesnoth (simpleish tbs, free, 300mb),
Big eyes on sprites means it's japanese.
subspace (arcade multiplayer spaceship shooter, free, <100mb),
I've never played this game, so I'll compare it to tetris.
Greed Corp is hardly even a game. Very boring.
quake 1, quake 2, quake 3, ut2k4,
IT NEEDS MORE SHADERS!