The Most Ambitous Mod Project Ever!!!!

[Jason]

"There's a fine line between flacid and virile, and I tow it daily."

I think that's the title of my favorite Walt Whitman poem. Leaves of Grass, page 77.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to publicly congratulate myself for not clicking on any of the above nasty-ass links. For that matter, i've never actually seen the goatse.cx pic, tubgirl, or any of the other disgusting "shock site" pics that make the rounds on the Internet (though I have heard and read descriptions of them).

You can't just read about tubgirl or goatse, you have to experience them.

A great man once said, "Without shock porn, where would we be nowadays?" and I find this quote more relevant than ever in these dark times, where a man cannot find comfort with his family, he can find comfort in a man cutting open his penis with a fork.

 

[Nicolai]

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[aweigh]

Ok, seriously, how the fuck do you guys turn up all of these photos? I'm fucking curious. Do you bo around googling madly using various search terms for this stuff? If so, I applaud you.

 

[Micmu]

:shock:

I dunno why I still click Nicolai's links.

 

[Nicolai]

Naked Lunch stole it all from me.

 

[Nicolai]

How aberrant.

 

[Drain]

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I love japanese

 

[Nicolai]

I'm more into Rhode Island.

 

[LlamaGod]

Ok, seriously, how the fuck do you guys turn up all of these photos? I'm fucking curious. Do you bo around googling madly using various search terms for this stuff? If so, I applaud you.

shock sites and various odd photographs are like poison entering a stream

nicolai likes to take viles of the stream poison and hide it in people's coke

 

[Naked_Lunch]

I'm more into Rhode Island.

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

 

[LlamaGod]

GO TO SCHOOL, NAKED LUNCH

Principle McThomas will be wikked pizzd if you don't arreve der.

 

[Nicolai]

Hey now, don't diss an old classic.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

I don't have school it's vacation week, dumbass owned pwnt raped

 

[LlamaGod]

stop blocking me on your AIM buttflogger

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Jeebus.

 

[Nicolai]

Crap. This is the last day of my Easter holiday.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

stop blocking me on your AIM buttflogger

I didn't, jewwhore

 

[LlamaGod]

ur soooo deed

 

[WouldBeCreator]

Merry Andrew: suck it up, 50$...pain is weakness leaving the body.

Misterstone: Are you nuts? I hammer these images into my brain just to stay in the game for hours on end. There's a fine line between flacid and virile, and I tow it daily.

FYI, you "toe" lines.

I mean, being the bigtime screenwriter and all, I'm just trying to make sure you keep knocking out the hits.

 

[LlamaGod]

I actually tow the fine lines. I keep them in a shed by the old fishery.

 

[WouldBeCreator]

Sounds more like tugging, then, not towing!

 

[Lord Chambers]

I often pride myself on being strong enough to endure full onslaughts of goatse, tubgirl, tubgirl2, and whatever have you. But then there is stuff that I have a physical response to like the bifrucation surgery video, where the response is slapping and shaking my head back and forth while I try to get the image off the inside of my lids.

Stuff like that doesn't make me stronger, it weakens my soul.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

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That really is quite....horrible, and i ain't exactly new to seeing stuff like that

 

[Bosco]

Ok, seriously, how the fuck do you guys turn up all of these photos? I'm fucking curious. Do you bo around googling madly using various search terms for this stuff? If so, I applaud you.

Hey, at least we don't go posting links of people eating babies. You aren't cool unless you click on this link.

 

[vazquez595654]

The Most Ambitous Mod Project Ever!!!!

That would have been the Middle Earth mod for Morrowind. Unfortunately it got shut down do to legal issues (or at least potential legal issues).