In Progress Let's Play Utawaremuono (NSFW) (aka Furry ears and tails, OH GOD ITS HEAVEN)

[newcomer]

Utawarerumono 2 will apparently have grown up Aruruu as main character.

My favorite character

But where's the tiger?

 

[Haba]

Ape rape? The game has that?

Maybe, but TheEntitledOne will sure experience it if he fails to deliver MOAR updates on this herpy derp beautiful work of art.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Ape rape? The game has that?

Maybe, but TheEntitledOne will sure experience it if he fails to deliver MOAR updates on this herpy derp beautiful work of art.

Don't worry, I plan on continuing at least until the first H-scenes.

Uta 2 will be console only?

 

[Shadenuat]

Deploying tiger cavalry...

And now lady and gents, we've got ourselves a

for teh party.

Aruruu as main character

Uh, female furry as protagonist - how'd they handle hentai then? Does not compute

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Deploying tiger cavalry...

Uh, female furry as protagonist - how'd they handle hentai then? Does not compute

By having 0 hentai. If they consolitis... not that the first has much.

 

[abnaxus]

PS3 + PSP exclusive = no eroge.

 

[newcomer]

PS3 + PSP exclusive = no eroge.

 

[Haba]

TheEntitledOne

*slowly unzips pants in barely contained anger*

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Sorry, I don't have much time. But I will update both Lps this weekend probably.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Let's continue.
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While we are in the courtyard we are interrupted by Teoro carrying someone...

After some chit-chat we discover that he is a trader, apparently he just wanted to do some business...

We discuss about his wares...

He tries to sell us some “Augmentations”:

….

A bit later Hakuoro stays alone with him...

Man -Ah, one more thing.


Man -I like to offer a warning as my thanks to you.

Warning?


Man -Yes...this.

!?

The cane in the man's hand pulls open to reveal a dull gleam underneath.

Man -If you move...you know what will happen, right?

(Sword cane)

Are you...going to kill me?


Man -Of course not. Just like I said, I am merely giving you a warning...oh my?


-Suddenly his expression changes-

He uses some short of flash-bang and escapes...

…...

…...

Cikinaro -He is a very interesting person, yes.

-Interesting...


Cikinaro -He is very captivating. He may not appear so at first, but he is very much so.

...

Here is what I promised.


After receiving his payment the spy leaves...


…....


…...


Next morning....

If you wish to join us, you must swear a blood oath to obey all of our orders.

Those who cannot...we have no need for.

Is that acceptable?


Leader of Wakkai -It is.

Thank you. I accept.


…...


…..

It seems attacking neutral villages had an effect.


(Yes, that was a very stupid Bioware Evil action)


Let's take a look to the map.

We seem to be in a japan lake island, divided in several feudal kingdoms. The green part is us, the rebels, and the red the tyrant's lands. We are also surrounded by other kingdoms not shown...


We have enough forces to start an offensive. But to expand west we will need to deal with several fortified gates.

We will launch a pair of distraction attacks, and then we will take the Takokori gate.


….......
….......


We manage to fool our enemies...

Archers harass them from the woods.


Kurou -Hey you! If you have any balls, stop hiding and fight!

Kurou -Huh? Ah...certainly it is surprising to see them grow this large.

No, they certainly have grown in numbers, but I was surprised at their generalship.

Normally, there is a rapid increase in unskilled infantry. However, their movement is very coordinated.

Do you think it is possible for people who know nothing of war to do this?


Kurou -Then...that guy from the rebellion?

Hakuoro...

I did not tend to underestimate him, but it appears I did.

I see...that is how it is.


Kurou -Eh? What's that?

A decoy. All of this.

Using this much to distract us means their larger scale operations...

Is only enough to...take out a gate or so...wait!

Tatokori Gate!!


FUCK!

They ride...

At this rate, you will be finished.


…...


Meanwhile our main group attacks the gate.

First we deal with the forces outside the gate.

And then we break the gate and the palisade...

By the way, where are Teoro and the others?

Ambushing them of course!

Our ambush stops the enemy advance.

Only Kurou makes it to the other side. He will attempt the counterattack alone...


By the time he gets here we have defeated all the guards and destroyed the wall.

Only he remains in the path of our victory.

He is no match for us alone.

The gate is ours. Total Victory!





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And now some (oldschool) bonus porn:

 

[Major_Blackhart]

So, when do they line up to toss your salad?

 

[abnaxus]

Kurou and Benawi are both useless faggots.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Kurou and Benawi are both useless faggots.

2 tile range is not that useless , plus extra movement

So, when do they line up to toss your salad?

page 20.

 

[sawr]

Does any choice make different story? (just only story)

 

[abnaxus]

It's completely linear.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Did you call for me?

Puhaa! How dare you show your face before me nyamo!!

You ran away with your tails between your legs again!

My strength...was insufficient.

Puhaa!

Cenma?

Was Cenma not a neutral village uninvolved with the rebellion?

Puhun! You must nip these things in the bud. To set an example, we killed them all nyamo.

Do you understand what you have done, Emperor?

What I do is my business nyamo!

No!

People are the foundation of a country. Without them, a country cannot stand.

There is probably no future in a country that ignores its people.

You...are you saying there is no future for me nyamo!?

You may take it as you wish, Emperor.

D-d-don't be so arrogant!

But, but...I won't tolerate it anymore nyamo!

is sent to the dungeon, and Nuwangi get whole control of the army…

He gets all the forces and marches against us.



……..




…….

We detect the enemy. Nuwangi is leading them.

That punk...what do you intend to do, An-chan?

(Usingthewholearmyisverysimple,butnotabadidea.Especiallywhenthedifferenceinnumbersissoevident.)

(But, he is a little too late and using it in the wrong place.)

We take proper measures.

Groups one throug height, turn from the west gate and attack them from behind.

Archers, cover their flanks.

The enemy forces advance…

Our main force will hold the gate.

Instead of fighting them heads on, we will let them get close to the bridge, with our units waiting on the sides. That way we will avoid archer fire…

A few turns later…

But then he notices something…

He has managed to get his troops surrounded by an inferior number of troops. Great job!



With most of their troops stuck in the bridge, and the ones outside flanked, their moral starts to falter.



Nuwangi starts to lose his cool and hits his own men.



He will try to get out by cutting a path (and sustaining serious loses)

But…

Steel company!

We move more troops into the battlefield at the right moment, causing many to flee!

Nuwangi attacks us alone…

With obvious results…

We don’t chase them.

They abandoned you in the end? How pitiful.

How pathetic...man...

Kill me...

Come on, kill me!

It seems you are ready.

Wait.

!

What, you came to laugh at me?

Doesn't it make you feel good to see me ruined?

-Slap-

Why...why can't you understand?

I never needed anything...

Not pretty clothes...not expensive jewelry...

If I can't live in luxury, that is okay...

Being poor is okay...

Just...living with everyone...

DRAMAAAAA!!!

Just that would have been enough, but...

Nuwangi...don't you remember what you said back then?

You were clumsy...but innocent and kind...I liked you...

What...

Why...?

Nuwangi, you idiot...

I just...wanted...to be with you...

For you...to be happy...

Then...what...what have I done...?

Eruruw undoes Nuwangi's knot.

I...I don't hate you...

I can't hate you...

Back then...you called her "Obaa-chan"...

...

Goodbye...


She lets him go…


………


………

Later in a dark road…

Nuwangi is spilling manly tears of regret.

He was a good guy all along. Well he did slaughter a few villages, but he has a good hearth anyway. He is like one of those dramatic villains from Fist of the North Star.
He may even come later to sacrifice his live for our sake or somet…


…..

-SLASH-

He falls to the ground…

Don't think bad of us, we're merely taking back what you took from us.

Enough chatter, help me get his stuff off. We'll split it later.

Hey, this one's still alive.

Leave him alone, he's beyond help.

Hey, isn't he Omushiker?

Then we'll live in wealth for the rest of our lives!

E...ruruw...

Eruruw...

-SLASH-

 

[lightbane]

UPDATE!!!

Seems like there's no redemption for Nuwangi. Karma is a bitch

 

[Haba]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!

NUWANG NUWAGNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I will try making another update today. I might start another LP very soon too (and with this one I won't stop until I'm done with).

 

[Haba]

You better.

...or else *rubs crotch*

 

[Shadenuat]

Fuck that stupid repeated nyamo, nyamo

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Fuck that stupid repeated nyamo, nyamo

Don't worry, it will soon end.

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The state of the war.

Our recent victory has crushed the loyalists power, and has brought many men under our command.

The loyalist are almost finished, we are getting close to the capital.

…..

In the castle’s prison…

What of the war?

Kurou -We lost the second army. It's totally gone thanks to that guy.

Kurou -He might have died in battle, or...we just don't know.

Kurou -The rebellion has massed its forces and might be here in a few hours.

How is the emperor?

Kurou tries to convince him to leave or…

But Benawi is stupidly loyal…

He takes whole control of the remaining forces and prepares for the last defense (yet he gives his men the order to surrender when everything is lost).

…..

At last we met in the battlefield…

They stop us with a barricaded strong force ahead, while several troops flank us by coming between the buildings.

We could charge them blindly, or fight them one by one in the side streets.

Let’s try charging, we are supposed to be the invaders.

The barricades are tricky. While their melee troops stop us, their archers can still hit us.

But they are doomed anyway. We win.

Kurou -Well, I'm waiting.

Kurou sits cross-legged and makes a cutting motion across his neck with his hand.

I don't need your head.


Kurou -Hey, what do you mean? Isn't it proper custom for a warrior to take his opponent's head in battle?

Sorry, but I'm not a mononofu (‘’Warrior’’). I have no need for those kind of customs.

Kurou -If you let me live, I'll stab you in the back. Now what?

Someone like that would never mention the customs of a mononofu.

….

We let him live.


Eruruw even takes pity of him…

……



…….





Inside the castle…

Seems like the smell of roasted baby meat finally reached him…

Inkar -Wh-what nyamo!

Inkar -What is going on nyamo!

The rebellion has breached the castle walls and it is a matter of time before we fall.

-ITZ came for you!

Inkar -Benawi!? Why are you

Inkar -Nyamo, nyamore importantly, what of the rebellion nyamo?

Inkar -What is Nuwangi doing nyamo!?

Inkar -So, so useless nyamo!

Inkar -Kill everyone nyamo!

Inkar -Kill those filthy swine nyamo!

Our forces are exhausted and no longer able to stop them.

As I said, it is only a matter of time before we fall.

Inkar -S-stop making excuses nyamo! Even if it kills you, do something nyamo!

Inkar -Or better yet, kill each other nyamo!

Inkar -Then my army will be victorious nyamo!

For that, you are telling your soldiers to die?

And the retard follows his orders…




The remaining forces wait for us at the palace’s entrance.

But of course, we overrun them.

Benawi runs back…

Inkar is hysteric, there is no way out for him.

Benawi has an idea.

Inkar doesn’t like it but…

To the peace and prosperity of this country. That was my mission.

In that case, I will send you off as the last of my duties.

Inkar -!!!!!

Please relax. This will only take an instant.



…….



…….



…….

You...

Hakuoro-dono, I leave this country in your hands.

!!!

...

(We barely stop his suicide attempt)

Will you not allow me to die?

You ask me...to live in disgrace?

Yes.

If you say so, it shall be.




…….



At last the war is over…

We will give a speech to the troops and tell them to rest.

……..

……..


……


Somewhere else….

(this seems to be another nation, ‘’onyabi’’ or something like that)

(and this guy is their leader)

Munto -It was only natural, for it was on its death bed.

Waabe -Hm.

Waabe -What kind of person is the new Ouro?


Munto -Yes, the new country's name is Tuskur.

Waabe...Tuskur?

Waabe -No, it can't...at any rate, what is the name of the new Ouro?

Munto -Forgive me, I do not have that much in formation.

Waabe -I leave the sending of the delegation to you, Munto.

Munto -I understand.

 

[lightbane]

"To the peace and prosperity of this country. That was my mission"
"In that case, I will send you off as the last of my duties"

Seems that Benawi can be a good troll when he chooses to do so

 

[Haba]

Fat Boobs, Fat Boobs
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when the cum on you?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Fuck that stupid repeated nyamo, nyamo

Yeah, on to Kukukukukukukukuku.