Should I be the new moderator of the politics forum?

[Metro]

With 4,000 posts in half a year (probably 99% of which are in politics and GD) you should just go find a fucking religious/political forum to post on.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

With 4,000 posts in half a year (probably 99% of which are in politics and GD) you should just go find a fucking religious/political forum to post on.

No, it's only 80%:

Politics, God & The Wealth of Nations 1,952 49%
General Discussion 1,235 31%

 

[Excidium]

Just ban the motherfucker. Hopefully with GD gone it will stop attracting retarded newfags that take the codex jokes seriously.

 

[Guido Fawkes]

Brazilians are now butthurt about me because I call them monkeys and make fun of their voodoo religions

 

[felipepepe]

Fretrider is permanetly butthurted because he has to live surrounded by monkeys that follow voodoo religions.

 

[Guido Fawkes]

Monkeys who follow voodoo religions are not smart enough to get into a federal medical faculty, thanks God

Itt, most of my classmates are atheists who despise your country's monkeyshit even more than I do.

 

[Guido Fawkes]

DarkUnderlord

It just ocurred to me that 35% is quite the approval rate. I doubt universally despised shitty moderators such as Trash or Gaysun would get such amount of positive feedback.

 

[Wyrmlord]

So this boobio person is quite defensive of her man, FretRider.

Did you guys see how she puts a mark of approval on all of FretRider's posts, and a mark of disapproval on all of his critics?

And have you guys noticed she is the only fully and viciously defending FretRider from everyone else's scorn, even when there is no one but FretRider on her side?

It's like FretRider is the Joker and boobio is Harley Quinn:

The lone woman who sees a freak for what he truly is, deep down inside, and will assist him in his mad schemes till the end.

 

[Guido Fawkes]

I have many supporters, wyrmlord. Boobio just works at the shadows and mysteriously.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Not many women are into computers.

 

[EG]

But, FretRider, you can't even moderate yourself. How could you moderate others?

 

[Johannes]

Not many women are into me.

 

[dnf]

DarkUnderlord

It just ocurred to me that 35% is quite the approval rate. I doubt universally despised shitty moderators such as Trash or Gaysun would get such amount of positive feedback.

You would be surprised by the amount of cocksucking a moderator have to endure, even the most shitty ones. You can be the most boring mod ever, yet you will make a lot of brofists.

 

[Blaine]

FretRider is also too ignorant to realize that the majority of DU's post count predates the implementation of the Like/Brofist system.

It's true however that mods/admins get a lot of plaudits, what with news items garnering 20-40 Brofists for the OP, Infinitron et alia Tweeting the latest Project Eternity update into the relevant thread as soon as it appears and getting 5-10 Brofists for it, and of course good ol' fashioned cocksucking. Not that any of this matters, because if you actually care about Brofists for any reason, you should kill yourself.

 

[Infinitron]

It's actually quite rare for any post to get 20 or more brofists. It's true though that most every newspost gets a few, and that adds up.

 

[felipepepe]

It's true though that most every newspost gets a few, and that adds up.

And that's why non-staff menbers brofists count as 2x, right?

 

[Guido Fawkes]

It just ocurred to me that 35% is quite the approval rate.

This is more of an insult, really. Everyone knows Codexian prestige is a function of the number of people ignoring you.

I'm one of the top 3 most ignored posters

 

[Metro]

How is that possible? All people have to do is simply avoid GD and Politics and they'd never see you post.

 

[Blaine]

Not entirely true, I've used tags and atheist propaganda to summon him outside of GD/Politics before.

 

[Guido Fawkes]

That was just evil.

 

[Menckenstein]

So... should I eat da poopoo?

 

[Commissar Draco]

Codex as all poll threads proved is 2/3 Librul getting 35% votes is quite achievement... like winning special Olympiad but still.

 

[Kz3r0]

WetWorks voted no.

 

[Moribund]

DarkUnderlord

It just ocurred to me that 35% is quite the approval rate. I doubt universally despised shitty moderators such as Trash or Gaysun would get such amount of positive feedback.

Maybe they are chosen for least approval.

 

[Oriebam]

make me a mod, I promise to allow the forum to fester once more