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[Ulminati]

in order from left to right.

unknown
Atelier series
unknown
Recettear
Disgaea
Pokemon
Vocaloid

 

[Havoc]

Disgaea is good!

 

[felipepepe]

Hyperdimension Neptunia
Atelier series
Idol Master series
Recettear
Disgaea
Pokemon
Vocaloid

 

[Ulminati]

Clever felipepepe, hiding your weaboo eyes with sunglasses, desu.

 

[Ulminati]

Ok, that Rance pic just made me laugh out loud in the office.

Saved to my .txts for the next time Vaarna_aarne is butthurt about something

 

[Kirtai]

I recognised all but the third one

 

[felipepepe]

I recognised all but the third one

I think it's Idol Master due the headphone and the clothes, but honestly I'm im doubt also. The design is so bland an without special features that is hard to reckonize it... Neptunia is also bland, but that D-Pad hair clip is unmistakable.

 

[Regdar]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/12/04/what-i-loathe-about-far-cry-3/

Just read that fucking comment section. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.

 

[anus_pounder]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/12/04/what-i-loathe-about-far-cry-3/

Just read that fucking comment section. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.

The article itself was bad enough, then the comments...

 

[Humanity has risen!]

No, not Idolmaster.

Also it's Hatsune Miku, not vocaloid.

 

[evdk]

Updated my HHR.txt

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Wow at the Far Cry 3 article.

Is there any article on gaming that won't try to indoctrinate us into how evil the patriarchy is to score brownie points with other liberal bloggers? I instantly close the tab when I see that garbage.

 

[felipepepe]

No, not Idolmaster.

Also it's Hatsune Miku, not vocaloid.

Miku IS from vocaloid bro, the cover girl even... and from where is the thrid girl then?

 

[Excidium]

I'm almost cropping the image and doing a reverse image search to identify this creature and purge all moefaggotry from this thread.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/12/04/what-i-loathe-about-far-cry-3/

Just read that fucking comment section. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.

What the fucking fuck. Reverse racism.

 

[Derek Larp]

Doubleplusgood.

 

[Fens]

Best Korea (tm) has its first video game:

North Korea releases first computer game
Posted in Bootnotes, 21st December 2012 01:07 GMT

Just popped a Wii U under the tree? You poor, poor fool: this Christmas your kids won't clamour for Nintendo's latest, the thumb candy they really want is "Pyongyang Racer", the very first North Korean Computer game!
We make that assertion because the in-browser Pyongyang Racer is, at the time of writing, down. Servers at Koryo Tours, an organisation that arranges visits to North Korea, seems to be experiencing server problems as westerners rush to enjoy the tour of downtown Pyongyang and its magnificent monuments the game offers.
The name “Racer” is something of a misnoner – those who've made it onto the server report it doesn't offer an actual race, but as you'll see from the video below players are instructed to collect fuel lest they run out and are forced to end the game.

--> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/21/pyongyang_racer_game/




going by google earth it's a rather accurate depiction of pyongyang... huge roads with next to no traffic

 

[Whisky]

Oh god, love the distracting pop-ups that cause you to crash.

"Don't stare at me! I'm on duty!"

"If you hit a car three times, you will be sent to the gulag! Korean Gulag is BEST Gulag!"

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

The music must be a part of torture program in best Korea.

 

[GreyViper]

Bit offtopic, but isnt the Recettear char model also used in Digimon Season 3 Juri/Jeri Kauto? Reason I recall this is, because RTL2 use to show it and some things cant be unseen with PC and TV in the same room.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Juri doesn't look anything like Recette...they both have brown hair tied in a pigtail on the left side of the head, but that's it.

...or so I'm told.


ANYWAY

 

[Arpad]

The music must be a part of torture program in best Korea.

I don't know how agit prop can be of quality that terrible. One could even think Liquid Sky had perfectly good music in comparison. They even sound like bizarro versions of pochonbo ensemble.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

There can be only one Grimoire... Chronicles

Join Myra, a young witch, on a fantastic journey to save her best friend. It’s not going to be easy – her world is at war, predators made up of an elite group of warriors that fight against magic users are fighting against all of the magical kind.The game features 10 playable characters, with a compelling storyline for you to play. With twist and turns, betrayal, friendships and maybe even love this is a magical adventure for you to enjoy.In addition to the main story there are over 20 Side-Quests to complete and over 15 Secret Areas to discover.You also get to hunt for relics which give you special field abilities.

Two exclusive screenshots from Dark Souls 2

Spoiler

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Someone at the bay12 forums suggests this as Dwarf Fortress' theme song

 

[Tzaero]

Kotaku

Partygoer: Topless Women at Gameloft’s Holiday Party Says a Lot About The Games Industry

Spoiler

Last weekend's office holiday party at Gameloft Montreal featured one giant circus performance, complete with acrobats, stilts, and... topless women, according to a few sources.
This made at least one attendee rather uncomfortable.
I first heard about the party last week, after seeing a tweet by Montreal-based game designer Michel McBride-Charpentier:


Michel
@michelmcbride

Topless women at the holiday party @GameloftMTL? Didn't you hear @WBGamesMontreal had ppl eating desserts off their naked models?
14 Dec 12


It seems that there were at least a couple of eyebrow-raising Christmas parties in the Montreal scene. While we haven't heard much more about the Warner Brothers one, I've gotten in touch with one attendee at the Gameloft party, who spoke to me under condition of anonymity. According to that attendee, there were several women wearing nothing but g-strings and body paint that "looked like armor with [their] boobs showing."

"When they were done, the girls basically went through the crowd, partying, I guess, with people," the attendee told me. "They were taking poses so people could get pictures of them, and they were 'dancing.' (I'm putting [quotes] because to me it was clear those girls got paid to make their boobs bounce around.) They were jumping around, and when they saw each other, they would make sexy poses and dance together, almost grinding each other."

GameLoft is the popular developer/publisher of many top mobile games, including Modern Combat and My Little Pony. While we didn't attend the party and haven't seen images from it, we have asked the company for their side of the story. We'll let you know when we hear back.

According to the attendee, some people at the party made comments about how inappropriate it was. Some attendees danced with the topless women. Others tried to ignore them.

"I have to say I really was not very comfortable with the situation," the attendee said. "I did not feel [like Gameloft respected] the female employees there. I feel they were not taken into consideration at all. I could not believe that this idea was given AND approved by someone."


The attendee went on. "I also felt that it was inappropriate. You know, if the social committee organised an activity to a strip club, it would be weird but at least you would know where you're going. The holiday party, you go there thinking of having a nice time with the people you work with, and you end up with naked girls around you, that is the last thing I was expecting and I felt it was imposed on me.

"I feel quite sad about this, because I know that companies struggle to have girls working for them, at least they say so ... but this kind of behavior makes me feel that it's not really true. That they do not really want it that much. I feel that if a company that does that tries to hire me, I will probably decline their offer since to them women are still objects that are only good to look at. I am pretty sure some girls/women would think about it twice if they heard about something like this."

In a male-dominated industry like gaming, where females still often feel uncomfortable or out-of-place because of their gender, situations like this can just make things worse.

"I think it's already pretty hard to be taken seriously as a female in this industry," the attendee said. "A teacher used to tell me, 'As a man in the video game industry, you have respect until you lose it. As a woman in the video game industry, you have no respect until you gain it.' When a company encourages these kinds of things, how are we supposed to tell men in the company that women working with them are serious, intelligent people? How are we supposed to tell our players that the girls playing with them are not only good to look at?

"On top of that, as a human being (male or female) I think it is just inappropriate. It is a holiday party, at work. There are some things that are acceptable in a work environment and some that are not. This is not acceptable. The company would not accept pictures of naked women on the walls, why would it accept naked women at a Christmas party? You would not see these kinds of things in any other holiday party, in another industry!

"Overall, I was uncomfortable, but also pretty [annoyed] that some money was actually spent on that, when it could've been on something that everyone could enjoy (more food? magicians? I don't know, something else!)"